The time I joined a furry discord server

>be me
>age 19, 2017
>get bored, decide to make a new discord account and fuck around on furry servers
>pose as 13y/o girl with a cat fursona to bait degenerates
>day 1, begin practicing loli voice
>mingle with furfags in general txt chat
>mostly discussing common interests, nothing major
>log off, watch porn
>day 2, the loli voice is difficult, but i'm determined
>log on, talk to furfags
>slow day
>some dude with a wolf profile picture and i have a bit of a chat about wowcraft
>"how long have you been playing?"
>almost answer honestly until i remember i'm supposed to be 13
>"umm since legion started"
>"oh you're pretty new"
>"yeah the game is older than me hehe"
>"how old are you?"
>"i'm thirteen uwu"
>"ah, i'm 22. been playing since tbc."
>"cool :3c"
>guy seems glued to me now. he ignores most of his friend's attempts to join the convo

target aquired.
end of day 2.

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Do continue user originoli

Ya god damn yeager soldat

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>and then OP sucked his dick

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>day 3, no way in fucking hell i'm gonna get a loli voice down.
>type something in chat
>immediately greeted by guy from yesterday, i'll call him wolfboy from now on
>wolfboy asks if i want to join his friends in vc
>"oki but i wont talk qwq"
>"no mic? me neither"
>"no im shy >~in the call, foxman is trying to keep the conversation but wolfboy ignores him to answer my questions in vc-text chat
>foxman annoyed. realizes wolfboy is ignoring him and talks to some chick in the chat
>chat starts to slow down when wolfboy asks what my sexuality is
>in a vc full of lgbt, they join in and tell theirs first
>"i'm bi :3c"
>he says he's only likes girls girls
>"girls are really cute and squishy uwu"
>"are you cute and squishy, user-chan"
>chat gets mildly uncomfortable
>foxman changes subject immediately
>after about an hour everyone leaves

end of day 3.

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Stop lying op we know u are actually a loli furry girl

>day 4, losing motivation to work on loli voice
>log in to see fr from wolfboy
>add him
>immidiate dm from him
>"hey :)"
>"hiiii uwu"
>"you know you don't have to be shy around me, user-chan. i bet you have a cute voice"
>"thank u uwu"
>suddenly get motivation to work on loli voice
>day 5, day 4 was a blur
>look into getting a voice changer while working on loli voice
>talk to foxman about og elder scrolls games
>wolfboy buts in
>"you've played those games? that's really impressive for someone like you"
>"waht do u mean qwq"
>"little girls don't typically play games like that. you're really unique, user-chan. we'll make great friends :)"
>foxman changes conversation. he gets pedo vibes but was too passive to say anything.
>while talking to them i suddenly get have a breakthrough and am able to replicate a believable loli voice.
>still not confident enough to use it, until foxman asks,
>"you guys want to move to vc? getting tired of typing"
>the gods test me
>"idk if i'm gonna talk still, im still kinda nervous >~

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>day 6, confident in loli voice now
>in vc with foxman, wolfboy and some chick
>chick talks about her boyfriend, i decided to test the waters and say:

"i wish i had a boyfriend"

>wolfboy went from barely texting to texting a storm
>"i wish i had a girlfriend"
>a series of blush emojis
>"i probably won't get one though... no girl likes me"
>it's time to cast the line

"aww don't say that wolfboy, i think you're cool and i really like you!"
>wolfboy sends more blush emojis and acts flustered
>admin suddenly drops in the vc to say hello
>wolfboy says he has to go and gets offline
>i didn't know this at the time, but foxman actually dm'd one of the admins to get in the vc because he was worried for me
>i love you foxman
>get dm'd by wolfboy an hour later
>"you actually like me, user-chan"
>send "O///O"

end of day 6. I now have an e boyfriend.

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>day 7, i have dm voice chats with wolfboy
>he tells me how cute my voice sounds and he loves listening to me
>talks about sex and a bunch of degenerate kinks and shit
>he's into fucking in fursuits
>"i don't have the money for one"
>tells me he'll buy me one
>after about an hour, i tell him i'm a bit tired and get off
>see foxman is in server vc so i say fuck it, we can talk a little bit
>5 minutes later get angry dm's from wolfboy
>"why are you voicechatting him user-chan, are you cheating on me?"
>accuses me of being a skank, whore, etc
>holy fuck no wonder this faggot is single he's psycho. i hope real women avoid this guy like the plague
>appologize to him and leave the voice channel
>dm foxman everything
>"thank fucking god you're just a catfish. you should tell the admins about him"
>"nah, i want to keep messing with this fag"

end of day 7.

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