>be me >age 19, 2017 >get bored, decide to make a new discord account and fuck around on furry servers >pose as 13y/o girl with a cat fursona to bait degenerates >day 1, begin practicing loli voice >mingle with furfags in general txt chat >mostly discussing common interests, nothing major >log off, watch porn >day 2, the loli voice is difficult, but i'm determined >log on, talk to furfags >slow day >some dude with a wolf profile picture and i have a bit of a chat about wowcraft >"how long have you been playing?" >almost answer honestly until i remember i'm supposed to be 13 >"umm since legion started" >"oh you're pretty new" >"yeah the game is older than me hehe" >"how old are you?" >"i'm thirteen uwu" >"ah, i'm 22. been playing since tbc." >"cool :3c" >guy seems glued to me now. he ignores most of his friend's attempts to join the convo
>day 3, no way in fucking hell i'm gonna get a loli voice down. >type something in chat >immediately greeted by guy from yesterday, i'll call him wolfboy from now on >wolfboy asks if i want to join his friends in vc >"oki but i wont talk qwq" >"no mic? me neither" >"no im shy >~in the call, foxman is trying to keep the conversation but wolfboy ignores him to answer my questions in vc-text chat >foxman annoyed. realizes wolfboy is ignoring him and talks to some chick in the chat >chat starts to slow down when wolfboy asks what my sexuality is >in a vc full of lgbt, they join in and tell theirs first >"i'm bi :3c" >he says he's only likes girls girls >"girls are really cute and squishy uwu" >"are you cute and squishy, user-chan" >chat gets mildly uncomfortable >foxman changes subject immediately >after about an hour everyone leaves
Stop lying op we know u are actually a loli furry girl
Lucas James
>day 4, losing motivation to work on loli voice >log in to see fr from wolfboy >add him >immidiate dm from him >"hey :)" >"hiiii uwu" >"you know you don't have to be shy around me, user-chan. i bet you have a cute voice" >"thank u uwu" >suddenly get motivation to work on loli voice >day 5, day 4 was a blur >look into getting a voice changer while working on loli voice >talk to foxman about og elder scrolls games >wolfboy buts in >"you've played those games? that's really impressive for someone like you" >"waht do u mean qwq" >"little girls don't typically play games like that. you're really unique, user-chan. we'll make great friends :)" >foxman changes conversation. he gets pedo vibes but was too passive to say anything. >while talking to them i suddenly get have a breakthrough and am able to replicate a believable loli voice. >still not confident enough to use it, until foxman asks, >"you guys want to move to vc? getting tired of typing" >the gods test me >"idk if i'm gonna talk still, im still kinda nervous >~
>day 6, confident in loli voice now >in vc with foxman, wolfboy and some chick >chick talks about her boyfriend, i decided to test the waters and say:
"i wish i had a boyfriend"
>wolfboy went from barely texting to texting a storm >"i wish i had a girlfriend" >a series of blush emojis >"i probably won't get one though... no girl likes me" >it's time to cast the line
"aww don't say that wolfboy, i think you're cool and i really like you!" >wolfboy sends more blush emojis and acts flustered >admin suddenly drops in the vc to say hello >wolfboy says he has to go and gets offline >i didn't know this at the time, but foxman actually dm'd one of the admins to get in the vc because he was worried for me >i love you foxman >get dm'd by wolfboy an hour later >"you actually like me, user-chan" >send "O///O"
>day 7, i have dm voice chats with wolfboy >he tells me how cute my voice sounds and he loves listening to me >talks about sex and a bunch of degenerate kinks and shit >he's into fucking in fursuits >"i don't have the money for one" >tells me he'll buy me one >after about an hour, i tell him i'm a bit tired and get off >see foxman is in server vc so i say fuck it, we can talk a little bit >5 minutes later get angry dm's from wolfboy >"why are you voicechatting him user-chan, are you cheating on me?" >accuses me of being a skank, whore, etc >holy fuck no wonder this faggot is single he's psycho. i hope real women avoid this guy like the plague >appologize to him and leave the voice channel >dm foxman everything >"thank fucking god you're just a catfish. you should tell the admins about him" >"nah, i want to keep messing with this fag"