Female childhood friend hit 200lb

First, you tell her
>I really appreciate you for who you are and I'm glad you are my friend
And then you shut the fuck up and do nothing

Simply epic, my friend. #HAES

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She is on birth control pills, right?

Only White countries don't admit this, but that shit makes you fat. It causes water retention while giving you pregnancy style food cravings.

Yes! THE PILL MAKES YOU FAT.

Offer to pay for her meals.

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>pregnancy style food cravings
>THE PILL MAKES YOU FAT
You may have cravings but that doesn't mean you have to act on them. For example I may want to kill you for being a retard but I won't act on them because there's a good chance I won't get away with it.

Lose weight.

Based, if people just ate less and had more self control they wouldn't be fat.

>female childhood friend.
You will slowly lose her anyway as a friend. It's hard for people who are not Christian and chaste to not have opposite sex friends

What shape is she? Apple? Blob? Pear?

Based
You gotta get FEEDING, ya gotta BUILD her like your an architect

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aestheticly i don't hate it, but i do hate struggling to throw my bitch around the house. i don't brutalizing a cunt to do so much strain on my back