What do you do in these polish off a bottle in the bath tub episodes and can I join you?
Leo Thomas
underweight female, and comes pre-drugged Sounds pretty useful to me, honestly.
Andrew Barnes
I could find a way for you to be useful.
Adam Cook
at least you're not fat. Truly a fate worse than death
David Johnson
stop drinking and find a new job
Carson James
Why lay in a bath tub? It's so uncomfortable.
Austin Cruz
>Can't wait to go abck to work with my sexuall harrassment boss and my sjitty pay it's actually less than what I get now for unemployment
Where are you from? I'll provide for you so you don't have to go there any more.
Lincoln Murphy
Not OP but what the fuck are you talking about? Are you literally retarded? Bathtubs are some of the most comfortable things ever
David Gonzalez
Whats your drink of choice? This is important to know.
Nicholas Walker
OP how far can you piss?
Austin Campbell
Let me dick you down without mercy
Christopher Mitchell
You should be my gf, that'll fix it.
Jace White
>just looking for validation Say no more my queen. You rock, you are awesome, thank you for allowing me to reply to you.
Evan Richardson
Drop your Discord bitch
Matthew Mitchell
It's hard. I'll choose my bed every single time.
Nicholas Collins
>It's less than what I get for unemployment so why do you even work then? baka
Sebastian Bennett
I also want to know pisstance
Charles Reyes
>tumblr >sexual harassment so it's all bollocks and u are mad that u have to work? post tits and kys
Adrian Murphy
rope yourself whore
Dominic Phillips
Where you from? I'll be your drinking buddy. Also I like hanging out in the bathroom with the water running, it's soothing.
Joseph Harris
At least you get to go back to your job, I just straight up got fired and lost my apartment, and now I'm sleeping in a Jayco camper trailer in my Stacy big sister and her Chad husband's back yard. I have electricity and air conditioning and can just barely get their wifi, but I don't have running water and if I have to use the bathroom at night when they're asleep I have to use a literal portajohn.
There was this really bad thunder storm the other night, and it was scary as shit. The rain was hammering on the trailer and the wind was rocking it and I kept hearing thunder, and I just curled up into a terror ball under my fear blanket and hoped I'd be okay.
But it was alright, because my sister woke me up the next morning by chirping me on the walkie-talkie and telling me she was bringing me breakfast, and we ate eggs and sausage and cheese grits together. Then I took a shower, helped her with housework, and then we played Terraria together. It's great, I'm playing ranger, she's playing magician, my village is in the ice biome and we keep the Merchant there as a quick source of marshmallows for the well-fed buff. Things are pretty okay. I just wish I'd made more of my life than this.
You all good sis? Sounds like you need to get your shit together.
Joshua Long
>that feel when no fembot to save and care for
Nathaniel Brown
>Terraria The fuck is that 2d shit?
Grayson Myers
The truth is they dont want to be saved. They enjoy the attention that being a walking wreck brings.
Carson Cooper
Yeah but they can get even more attention from a loving bf :3
Mason Barnes
It's not exciting and degrading enough. At least that's my theory for them.
Parker Richardson
Is anyone here all good? Doesn't everyone here need to get their shit together?
I don't have it all that bad. I have two people who love me and are willing to provide for me, and I have a warm, dry place to sleep, even if it is made of aluminum and fiberglass and rocks like a small boat in a bad storm. I have plenty of food, and as much wine as I want, because sis and her hubby homebrew and completely ignore all the laws about how many gallons you're allowed to make for personal consumption.
I can't have any of the elderberry wine without permission, though, they say it's a pain in the ass to make, and the mead is completely off-limits, that's bro-in-law's. Anything made from grapes is fair game, and they kinda want me to polish off the last of their pear wine, because they didn't really like it and they want the space on their racks back.
And when the chores are done and dinner's roasting in the oven sis and I play Terraria, and while she nags me for not playing a "pure" ranger, for keep a summoned hornet going at all times and filling every new cavern we tap with 5-7 grenades/bee grenades and spamming her old Water Bolt she doesn't use anymore to fill the room with ricocheting death before pulling my ranged weapon and hopping in to do Katniss Everdeen shit, I know she appreciates my tactical acumen. We are fucking monsters during a Blood Moon Event, the Mario platforms we grappling hook to or jump on, with the campfires and heart lanterns? My idea.
I'm pretty much okay, for a failure.
Hunter Powell
Sounds alright, though I can't say I like the idea of relying on my siblings even if we enjoyed playing vidya together.
Logan Morales
You're looking a little thin there femanon! Don't worry, I made a tasty sandwich for you. Eat up!