Sex toys general

Welcome to the newly founded sex toys general thread. Feel free to discuss everything from pocket pussies to full sized sex dolls. We're all feeling a bit horny locked up at home, now is the time to get that toy you've had your eye on.

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are there any sex toy with pubic hair?

Over 4000 pounds of pussy and ass

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ah yeah i remmeber ihad bought some sex toys then i realized how fucking retarded they were and threw them all away i really regreat spending so much money on them ahhhh fuck...

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Yeah, I've seen quite a few when looking online today. Its usually just a patch above the vag. Here is the most rediculous one I could find, like add googly eyes to this and youre face fucking the sheriff from sesame street.

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You should have kept them user, I feel like they add something more physical to the experience. Did you just go back to using your hand?

Wtf man das some chwebacca ass shit right there

they need to make bigger flashlights that have ass cheeks too. or fuck it a life sized body. fuck I'm lonely.

buying one would feel like betraying my hand.
I can't just turn my back on it when it's provided me with masturbation for my entire life. it's wrong, and unfaithful of me to do so.

I see the resemblance
Someone photoshop these together

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I have a fleshlight stu its pretty great wud regomend. I put it inside a shoe and tie it to my flat bench. Then put one end of the bench on a milk crate so i can get the right angle. Running low on lube with all this social distancing. Erections feel stronger and I measured 7" on my pp for the first time even though it still looks small to me

>have small dick
>bought one of these
>all it did was remind me of how small I am
>went back to my puni virgin mini

So basically you want a fuckdoll. They make them but they costs thousands of dollars for a gold one.

can't wait to finally see the girl I ordered.

I had a fleshlight and a masturbator but I only came in them a few times. I had to fuck them hard to finally cum but they were too cold and my fantasy couldn't get going.

Now the only toys I have are two bad dragon dildos which I fucking love.

I'm not gay and I don't consider what you do in the privacy of your own bedroom to mark you as anything.

I love them taking turns in my ass and holding small Echo in my ass greatly reduced my anxiety episode. Just need to properly perform an enema.

Next I'm getting the doll in the picture. Just need to fill out the invoice but the order is already in and waiting for the factory pictures to come in like 10-20+ days

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You're going to want a heated blanket. Also, start lifting weights. Dolls are colder and heavier than you expect. That being said, having one to cuddle with at night has seriously made me feel so much better it's amazing. I don't even have sex with her. But yeah, you're definitely going to want a heated blanket. Also, I think that's a TPE doll, so you're going to want to be very careful with that heated blanket, too. Enjoy!

my mom walked in on me cleaning my mega masturbator (like in op's pic) over the bidet

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Can you greentext what happened? Orihgig

You have to tell, anooner.

I know it's a common joke, but literally and unironically why are female sex toys OK but not male ones?

for the same reason that robots are virgins and fembots are roastie whores.

they are ok. It's not ok carrying your waifu around. That said, what one do in their privacy is nobody business, just don't shove your fetish in people's faces

My daily driver. Amazing feel, super intense. Huge cooms all around. I've have 4 strokers up to this point and so far this is best for an average sized penis.

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Perma virgin here
(Definitely not losing it this year)
Are fleshlight worth is?
Need something discreet

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What a heater blanket?

Does it really spins?

>Purchased most realistic fleshlight (mini lotus)
>Purchased most realistic lube
>Purchased toy warmer
>Created perfect scene in the game Virt-A-Mate
>Attached VR controller to the fleshlight holder using a handgun magazine holster
>VR controller controls the in-game girls torso
I have never coom'd harder in my life.

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I have tried 4 or 5 different sex toys, all from Amazon. I would recommend the name-brand Fleshlight mini-lotus style because of how goddamn smooth it feels, it just feels like heaven.
All the off brand toys have retarded overstimulating interior designs like ridges and ribs and nodules and other stuff. I would recommend trying to start with something smoother.

What I hate the most in masturbation is my hands doing the work. Any sex toys would do the exact same so I better pay for a hooker

You can buy masturbators that are just a vagina, to a vagina and ass, to an entire set of genitals with hips, to a lower torso, to the upper and lower torso, to an entire body
So you can probably find an in-between with ass cheeks

There are electronic thrusting fleshlights my friend, but they are loud as hell.

your commitment to masturbation is inspiring user.

A true man never does something half-hearted. Truly based.

>all that wasted on a fleshlight
Their interior patterns look retarded as fuck compared to any onahole, which have a more realistic texture.

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