>buy dildo because always been curious about getting fucked
>start fucking myself with said dildo
>okay but nothing amazing
>next day
>can't hold in farts at all
>farting all day and can barely hold it in
Jesus Christ its no wonder why people say being gay is degenerate, you're telling me fags just walk around farting with a loose booty their whole lives?
anal for guys has always been memed to death, starting with the whole "male g spot" thing
coping fags will tell you that you arent doing it right because they cant handle the thought that men arent meant to get fucked
What kind of fucking dildo did you use dear god
>men arent meant to get fucked
Well I know that now. Don't get me wrong its kinda fun, but its undeniably unnatural and stupid behavior.
Very average sized dildo, literally a beginners toy. I can only imagine what the guys who use big horse cocks or get fucked regularly go through. I'm an open minded guy but this shit is laughably degenerate.
that's why buttplugs are a thing.
they literally have to plug up their assholes to keep farts and shits from leaking out.
people wonder why it hurts to shit sometimes when the answer is obvious- your asshole being stretched doesn't feel good. why people would stretch their asshole for pleasure is beyond my understanding, it's completely a degenerate feeling. to like anal is to be a slave to the jewish brainwashing that anything other than vaginal (or even oral, I'm second guessing that now) can feel good. I'll say people are thinking it feels good because they've been brainwashed into thinking it will, the placebo effect can be a strong one.
I've tried with just a finger and had the same experience.
It's because it was your first time. Your muscles are worn out and can't handle it. Your sphincters are muscles just like every other muscle in your body. The more you work it out the easier it will be to recover.
If you ever reach a point where you need to train your ass muscles, you probably made a wrong turn somewhere.
>your asshole being stretched doesn't feel good
>gay people exist because of jews
Shit thread, shit head, don't >> me
Sorry you don't understand my fetish. Nothing you can do to stop me. :)
How
Honestly I've been doing this kind of stuff for a while and I don't notice a difference whenever I fuck my ass with stuff vs when I don't, so i'm not sure what you're doing wrong chief
No, it's more for exhibitionists and those who want to stretch their ass to take in more stuff
Damn imagine if gays looked that feminine in real life. Instead they just look like regular dudes with shaved asses
I once tried fingering my asshole and it just felt weird for the next 2 days. It wasn't worth it at all.
Everything is better in 2d honestly, hell i'd say most women aren't near that feminine
Perhaps you were born for this life, born with a titanium asshole or something, but I seriously doubt most are like you and find it hilarious that fags live like this.
When you used the dildo, were you removing it completely and reinserting it?
Fucking lost it to this
if you actually want to fix this, then what you're doing is pumping air into your ass. Try moving the dildo less
this post is some bullshit. I have been doing anal for years now and never had this problem. I began with crossdressing and then wanted to do anal play, I began with beginner plugs but now I ride dildos for hours slathering myself in lube while doing it in my shower room. Don't let OP tell you that prostate orgasms are gay it is the superior way to have an orgasm. I went exclusively p-orgasms about a year ago and never looked back. And never have I had this weird fart problem
Well what position were you in when you were fucking your ass, because I know certain positions can lead to air getting inside also what said
you know women queef right? And I mean I have never had this problem OP, stop shoving air up your ass.
Fag here.
Just give it a day or two and your asshole will tighten up again. You can also try and do kegels on your asshole to make it faster.
Were you high every time you succeeded? I find this is a common trait among people who claim they get p-orgasms "regularly"
Yes, typically while trying to find a comfortable position.
Its not bullshit, maybe we have different assholes, but assplay always leaves me farting like an old man.
People have been fucking asses before Jews were a thing
it feels good desu . just let it gape and heal up before your next session.
>Yes, typically while trying to find a comfortable position.
Well there's your problem, go in and out but leave in the head of the dildo while you do it, or go in and out in short strokes or something
Are you faggots larping right now? Am I not in on the joke?
I tried inserting things into my ass multiple times and never felt any difference
All of you must be frail skinny manlets aith health problems, you tried dunking on fags but exposed yourselves as the true bitches
>tfw you couldn't be the one to gape OPs tight virgin asshole
Have used a dildo and been fucked in the ass, literally only had this problem for several minutes after there's no way it caused it for a whole day unless you were using some sort of fucking novelty sized dildo
Lol why would you even think to fuck like that? Are you retarded?
They're lying because they're angry crusader losers
Quite the opposite. My problem might have been that, rather than fucking my ass with a straight finger, I was bending it and straightening it to massage my prostate.
You should get your wifes boyfriend to do that for you then
I'm flattered but I don't fuck dudes, the dildo was meant to be a way of dealing with my latent faggotry without putting myself at risk of the HIV.
>They're lying because they're angry crusader losers
lol what? Why would I lie about my assplay experience on r9gay? I'm glad you guys have had better experiences, but if it happened to a tight ass fag like myself, you know the guys doing serious insertions are walking around with gapes.
>people wonder why it hurts to shit sometimes when the answer is obvious- your asshole being stretched doesn't feel good
...b-but what if I indeed feel good when I poop. Is that supposed to be weird?