What makes you different from other robots?

What makes you different from other robots?

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I'm a legitimate autist (not self-diagnosed) and have an equally autistic gf

I've had sex, but not anymore, but soon enough.

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im older than most of them (33) and i have seen things you people wouldn't believe

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I'm a virgin, simple as.

I've been to the Hungarian Parliament Building, and they haven't.

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I'm smarter and better looking

I'm fatter than most at 295 burger units

i'm just a failed normalfag
>8/10
>big dick
>socially retarded and nerd interests

i'm even fatter, uglier, older, and hopeless than most of them

beat that

I have my shit together, my own property, rich, retired, not looking for a gf/relationship, and happy with my life if I'm being honest

What's your secret to staying under 300?

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I'm a legit femboy and not just a dude in a wig. Terrible social skills though and depressed so life isn't all that great.

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I am not depressed. I do not hate myself. I am happy with my relationship status.

wtf even is a robot anymore, I just came back to this board and it's filled with weird gays, normalfags with girlfriends and women who think they're somehow robots

I have a social life, a decent relation to my family and actively looking for a partner without feeling depressed.

Still find r9k enough retard-stimulating that I wanna shitpost with strangers once in a while.

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I eat vegetables sometimes and only drink diet

I'm 37 and a cyborg/failed normie. I get a decent amount of female attention (and sometimes get called a chad) but still consider myself a general failure.

I'm older than you, Roy.

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Im disabled and have goals.

How can us other robots compete with that, I've only been to the British parliamentary building

I don't buy into any bullshit incel or Yas Forums propaganda. I don't hate women. I'm not a completely useless sack of shit. I don't play video games or watch anime. I don't have terrible social skills. I'm still a recluse and a NEET though

I'm going to be great

While I may be a 28 y/o KHHV turbosperg with zero chance at life success, I've never been seriously depressed. Probably just a matter of time, though.

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I'm not bad looking, had a gf way back when, and don't watch anime.
Other than those things i'm 1 of tha boyz

I'm am jewish

nothing i am stereotypical doomer r9k

I'm brown, I havent spoken out loud for a few months, and I like elf girls.

I'm a 24 year old black KV. I went on my first date with a girl a month ago and I got my first hug. She laughed at me because she said I was shaking and my teeth were chattering 70% of the time. So of course no second date, and I felt like shit since then.

I could forgive a girl for her body count.

I have good luck with women, I'm charismatic and people view me as a genuine person, that being said I'm an addict and alcoholic and I notice when people just like me when I'm playing nice and dislike me when I talk about what I want to

I recognize I'm the problem.

Maybe my autistic google doc mental illness stuff? or my unique orbiting of egirls. maybe my story writing abilities. maybe my meta ethical beleifs?

I'm in law school training to be a prosecutor

I have a big pp. That's it. That's literally my only redeeming quality.