Other than your holes, What do bring to the table in a relationship?
>muh hugs and cuddles
My pillow does the job far better than you could ever do and doesn't nag or judge me, it will always be there for me but I could never say the same about you.
>muh love, affection, and emotional support
I've been doing fine without those for the majority of my adult life and I'm not retarded enough to fall for the 'open up' meme.
inb4: wHaT dO u BrInG tO tHe TaBlE hUh? cHeCk mAtE
I offer my hole, good looks and yes: love and emotional support. I don't expect anything more than that from the guy (replace hole with dick). If you don't care about love, affection and sex then relationships aren't for you and since you're fine being alone I don't know why you're even making this thread
But a pillow isn't warm and doesn't smell nice.
> I don't expect anything more than that from the guy (replace hole with dick)
You do.
>and since you're fine being alone I don't know why you're even making this thread
Trying to see if I'm missing out on something.
But a pillow isn't warm and doesn't smell nice.
My pillow is nice, warm (expensive cotton sheets), and smells fantastic.
Massive cope. You're not fooling anyone, much less yourself.
>implying females browse r9k
>implying they feel the need to qualify themselves to you, the peak undesirable
>Massive cope. You're not fooling anyone, much less yourself.
Elaborate.
>You do.
I don't though. Well commitment is important too for example but again this is something I can offer too.
>Trying to see if I'm missing out on something.
You're not. If you don't get lonely and you're not looking for love and sex then there's no reason for you to get into a relationship. Though splitting costs and sharing household duties is nice too.
>I don't though
Not going to argue with you.
>Though splitting costs and sharing household duties is nice too.
I'm good financially, House duty sharing would be nice but not good enough of a reason for me.
>Affection
>Loyalty
>Decent amount of money
>Dogs (will be able to get them once I have a woman)
>High, prominent cheek bones
>Outdoorsy skills
>Pretty fit
>Low body count, dominant in bed
Why have I not had success with women anons?
>asks the guy who can't find a reason to be in a relationship
user, I..
Money. I'll take care of my boyfriend so that he doesn't want for anything. He won't even have to work if he doesn't want to.
>Money.
I'm good financially so that's not good enough of a reason for me to be in a relationship. With that being said, I think some men are into the sugar mommy thing.
Yeah it wasn't an offer to you specifically, I was just saying generally that's what I have to offer beyond the traits you mentioned.
>muh hugs and cuddles
>muh love, affection, and emotional support
They'll have much more to bring to the table if they aren't underage, OP.
>lul ur a pedo
I take it you have nothing to bring to the table other than your holes, Noted.
sour cunt rag yiiikes
i think i'm a thoughtful and giving person. i like to make other people happy. i want to care for someone and be cared for in return. but in the end i always self sabotage and ruin things before they can begin.
affection and touch is a pretty compelling argument for me, honestly. god im so lonely
Pedo? who said anything about little kids?
You sound jaded from preconceptions that were more than likely never true.
There's also the question of whether or not to bring something to the the table to someone that isn't worth it - something people worth their salt can see from a mile away.
Why would you support a NEET just like that? Is there a catch somewhere? What would you want in return? I'm intrigued.
Are you a femanon or a gayboy? How much do you make?
I mean, I want someone hot enough, as well as kind and affectionate, and I wouldn't do it right away. Only once we had developed a close relationship and a lot of trust.
femanon. I make almost 100k and live somewhere with a relatively low cost of living. I'm pretty thrifty so must of it just gets saved.
Take your condescending bullshit back to retarddit.
Alright that makes sense. The way it came across to me made it sound more like some weird sex thing. I won't lie and say what you have to offer doesn't sound appealing to me. But meeting under these circumstances on Yas Forums isn't exactly the best way to build up trust.
>there's nothing wrong with me, fuck you ;---;
Did i strike a nerve?
Yeah I'm not really offering it to anons on Yas Forums anyway. In fact I don't let anyone know publicly that I'm willing to do this, because I don't want to attract grifters who don't actually love me. I'm just saying that when I do get a deep relationship with a bf, I would be willing to spend money to make them happy. I figured it was relevant for OP's question, since it's quite different than the more cliche stuff he listed.
I asked a simple question and not only did you not answer but brought nothing of value to the thread but leddit tier faggotery.
>there's nothing wrong with me, fuck you ;---;
You're projecting and making straw mans to feel better about yourself. No where did I claim or imply I was Mr.Perfect.
Now take your subhuman attitude and go back to whatever leddit shit hole you came from.
Jesus Christ, You're insufferable.
Yeah, good on you for not inviting yourself to be exploited. I'm not sure if I'd even be happy with having someone support me like that. I think I'd always feel guilty and inadequate which could lead to friction in the relationship. I dunno, maybe that's something you should look out for. Either way, good luck with that.
>I figured it was relevant for OP's question, since it's quite different than the more cliche stuff he listed.
It is and thanks for answering, Be careful out there from gold digging deadbeats.
Thanks. I wouldn't force it on him, if he had a job he liked and had enough to pay for everything he wanted I'd also be quite happy to keep most or all of my money.
Thanks, I will.