/britfeel/

Preusse owns this general.

How shall I kill meself?

I know it is mate. Beautiful isn't he. Pretty sure he's just had hid bi-monthy inter-muscular shot of Haloperidol.

Yes fren.

Such a special fren.

I consider myself very high IQ.

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>ngl
Always read this as nigel desu

Hope the stickies are getting along well.

That will be the lie he tells himself for the rest of his life

anyone else hate being human? I mean like an organic fleshy being, It fucking revolts me, greasy, sweaty, mushy fleshy, hairy, it's absolutely vile, especially when I see videos showing the insides of someone, watched one where it showed a camera in someones stomach n that and I wanted to rip my skin off, tendons weird me out especially and make me feel slightly sick to touch, fuck, is there an actual name for this? wish I'd have a robotic body like a terminator or something, just not this fleshy meat sack. I also hate how the human body looks, none of them look good, it's fucking horrible lads

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youtube.com/watch?v=DoY-32-MbvM
based corona

Dunno but stop whining about it here.

Have you ever taken a proper IQ test? You seem bad at actual decision making.

>greasy, sweaty, mushy fleshy, hairy, it's absolutely vile,
Turning me on lad, stop.

how can l filter non-trips? SCEA is honestly my least favourite poster of all time

I wonder what life has in store for you next fren.

The post coronavirus world is going to be very different for us all anyway

>anyone else hate being human

Yes fren. The concept of human consciousness is just horrific. We are flesh and bone apes conscious of our existence. Nothing worse really.

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Disliking SCEA is very low IQ.

His life will be the same

What's bad about that at all?

don't care about the consciousness, don't care about how humans act, it doesn't bother me, what does bother me is this mechanical fleshy thing that we are in, when looking at anatomy images I genuinely feel slighly sick in my stomach, organs, tendons, bones, blood, mucus, sweat, grease, the list goes on, fuck I cannot stand it, sometimes I just want to rip my skin off

>I wonder what life has in store for you next fren.

I'm thundering through my 30's mate. The older one becomes the quicker time seems to pass. I'd like to get a nice GF and few kids under my belt in the next chapter. I need to go to church.

>The post coronavirus world is going to be very different for us all anyway

Indeed fren.

Oh yes fren.

It's absolutely essential you filter ALL tripcodes and get a decent word filter going.
I'm sure other lads have a much more comprehensive list than mine but this alone increases thread quality drastically.
It's no longer an option. It's essential.

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>I'd like to get a nice GF and few kids under my belt in the next chapter

I know this feel fren

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IR35
It's existed for years but apparently it only recently put him out of work.
gov.uk/guidance/understanding-off-payroll-working-ir35
The only recent changes, which have now been delayed, simply means that it's responsiblity of the company hiring the contractor to decide the contractors employment status, and it's the company's responsibility to pay national insurance contributions and tax.
Currently it's down to the contractor, i.e. their intermediatry - their limited company, to decide their own employment status.
Basically at the moment contractors are not paying tax or national insurance.

>claims he graduated aged 27
>is at least 35 now
>he hasn't been pouring concrete for 8 years
Hmm.. the timeline doesn't quite add up.

Sounds like your skeleton is hijacking your consciousness desu

10 stone lifter here
Back from the shop with a 5 quid bottle of wine from a brand i've never heard of
can't be too bad though
I sprayed too much TDH on today and it got me thinking
Maybe TDH doesn't suit my style even though I really like it..

Hope SCEA kills himself

I do feel guilty if you feel people like me are dragging the thread down, although my posting style has been consistent for years

I wish you luck finding a nice lady SCEA. She will be a lucky woman.

>HHL isn't filtered
Based

That was an absolute 9/10 LARP yesterday with the homophobic dad.

The only reason it doesnt get 10/10 is because for that, the buildup needs to be days or weeks, and this was just a same day thing, but the quality itself was absolutely top notch

kinda wish I was a skeleton, to not have any of the things that make the body absolutely vile, just be a pure, clean skeleton, that or to be a robot

do you get off on messing with posters and feeding their delusions?

I hope you live a nice life fren.

Fingers crossed fren.

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Anyone else filled with existential dread and feel emotionally dead inside?

I literally have no reason to feel this way, but it wont go away :(.

what are steam trading cards even for

>literally have no reason to feel this way

You dont have a healthy fulfilling life

Well that just won't do at all.

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l hope SCEA finds a nice 14 yr old gf when society collapses

Can't understand why you all hate SCEA when he's such a nice guy.

>I'm sure other lads have a much more comprehensive list than mine

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That's normal for the human condition.

Going to guess trading.

sometimes I can forget about it but then at other times it just hits me all of a sudden, especially the tendons, there's one that is at the end of the bicep and it's the number one reason I refuse to do chin ups, pull ups are fine but when you do chinups the tendon stick out and it feels very tight to touch, genuinely feel light headed when I touch it as well

I personally can't understand why people filter BN. What's he done wrong? Provided countless quality OC over the years.

very true. had quite a lot of very outlandish parts too, that kind of thing needs a lot more work up to, so by the time it comes out you already believe it

That's a fairly lengthy list, but I'd say a lot of it is redundant.
All the namefags and tripcodes don't need to be blocked if you just have /^!/ which filters all of them.
I'm not too fussed about image md5s since I don't really care who posts what, as long as the posts content isnt complete dogshit. 99% of the shit posts are just "X personality is Y". Filter those out, and all of the replies, and that's enough for me.

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>I personally can't understand why people filter BN.
He's a manipulative compulsive liar

It's all in good fun, he's not being malicious about it. People need to stop making the mistake of taking /britfeel/ seriously.

Dunno why you keep saying this every time I post the filter list. Yes I know you can filter all of them, I don't want to filter all of them, I'll filter the ones I don't like.
>I'm not too fussed about image md5s
Ok? personally I don't want to see pictures of that user's bum that he kept posting, and other things, so I've filtered those image md5s.

>mechanical fleshy
School finished early today?

>Dunno why you keep saying this
I've only said it once.

>Ok? personally I don't want to see pictures of that user's bum that he kept posting, and other things
Wasn't telling you what to do lad just sharing my thoughts