Post yourself as an "ideal" bf/gf

r9k has been boring these past few days so why not
here's mine for starters

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tfw you realise you made a grammatical error and you can't undo it anymore

you sound insufferable user

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imagine making that pic knowing its you and trying to pass it off as an ideal. im going with "you sound insufferable" x2 like the other user said

Can I not have children but instead sign a legal document that binds us together?

y-you too...
shit

>marriage as a legal arrangement without kids
gross

that's why i put ideal between apostrophes
that's just the name of this meme thingy

I don't even want to get married because it's just a ritual. It doesn't change how much I love a person. Getting married gives me a tax cut so that's the only reason I'd want to get married, not because it'd automagically make me more loyal to a person. I'm already as loyal as a person can be. Nothing can change that. I only asked that because I thought you merely wanted kids to trap the guy.

not even memeing.
originini

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>she will never be mine
Why even live

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h-how about having an asian bf?

Nah the pic is being facetious. I want kids because I want a family. I want marriage because in my opinion it is something deeper than just a formalization.

These threads are always so fucking gay and full of people that are obviously never gonna be in a healthy relationship in their current state.

mine matches fucking completely with all of those things what the fuck

i know, i just wanted to see what people on r9k think of themselves to be honest

what did he originallyllyy mean by this?

probably replied to the wrong person or something

Great except for catfishing and kids.

If only you didn't have a bf.
I wanted a blacked gf so bad.

>posts ideal bf/gf thread
>tells people to make their own
>has shit written over the image
>doesn't post a template
thread is already at a great start.

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idk like half of it just sounds really redflaggish to me

>le epic self deprecation that is actually just a thinly veiled way to beg for compliments
>uses buzzwords like "doomer"
>attempting to present himself in a more positive light than he deserves
OP is a normalfaggot. Either be honest or don't, this pretend honesty that's carefully crafted to earn you sympathy is so fucking annoying.

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yeah i wanted to post a template but i couldn't find any good ones with enough space n shit so fuck it
didn't really expect much from this thread anyway lmfao

>OP is a normalfaggot
so there's still hope for me after all
but in all seriousness i was really just trying to be honest about what i thought of myself, more as a way to vent than anything else. don't really care about anyone's sympathy here, Yas Forums is like the last place to go for sympathy anyway

I already have a bf and just made this for fun sorry

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Based but also disgusting.

Wtf that literally sounds like me... Only thing missing is drug use

thats both disgusting and cute at the same time

I'm not female so nobody's going to look at it: ideal bf edition

Here's the first things I thought of. This was more fun than I thought!

Here's my discord since this is obviously what this whole thing is about.

i saw a lady bailing hay#6674

I mean maybe people will read it if it has less words. I mean I read your post at least, maybe only have 4 or 5 points

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>male feminist
bro...

Patriarchy is the root of a lot of my troubles. Also women are all kings and should get more respect for what they have to put up with.

>women are all kings
have fun with your used-up roastie who divorce rapes you, faggot

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Add me on discord Manzo Ganzo#4131

Holy shit I just realized that's the male symbol.

NONONONONONONONONONONONO I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'VE DONE THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FEMALE SYMBOL HOLY SHIT THIS IS EMBARRASSING

What's up? I'm a bit of a regular around these parts.

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oh ho ho ho
I wish. for now I remain incel

anyway for the record putting women on a pedastal is not feminist. All men are kings too, women just deserve to be appreciated for what they have to put up with more than they currently are.

Sure.
Hold on that's you or your ideal.

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What are you talking about? This one is me.

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In other words, simping is a product of the patriarcy you dolt. Treating women as if they are precious ornaments that have to be praised is the justification used to prevent them for being treated as second class citizens. As they say, the price for idolotry of the divine femine is domestic abuse for the material feminine

you sound pretty sweet user as long as you are an actual biological female. I'm guessing you live in south america for some reason

I think I made myself too tan. I'm white and Texan, I just spend a lot of time outside because of sports.