Haha can you imagine going a whole month without a hug?? That’s crazy

Haha can you imagine going a whole month without a hug?? That’s crazy.

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I'm not sure when the last time I touched another person's skin was. Even just a handshake. Months or maybe years.

Dane Cook is such an untalented, smug asshole.

this but unironically

How is this even possible? What about your family?

Hahaha like can you even imagine not having intimate physical contact with another human being? Hahaha is that even possible??

>it's another off-topic self-deprecating reddit thread
How is this shit any different from Twitter trannies begging for attention?

We can say the n-word while doing it.

Don’t be such a fag Tyler

i don’t remember the last time i saw a person
how ever my solitary wizard training has enabled my hearing to detect people’s weight
so I can tell when the delivery person is thicc and I sniff the bag real hard and touch my pp on it but I hope it isn’t a guy every time

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We are anonymous.

I don't think about you at all.

What the fuck are you then?

>being surprised/overwhelmed by how soft a females skin is and instantly getting a boner cuz you brushed karens hand at work

Who the fuck are you then?

then say it you fucking n-word

NIGGER

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ALL FUCKING RICHERS MUST FUCKING HANG

>aww, becawse of the BAD quawantine you no get any huggi-wuggies? AWWWWW that is sooooo SAD you pooor liwle cinnamon rowl :( im gowna look at wholesome keanu and cat pictuwes nao :(
I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.
Fucking Twitters giving rich retards the constant opportunity to show the entire world just how the West is home to the biggest crybaby faggots on earth
fuck the retard in the OP, the OP, and the virgins itt who brag about being social retards like K from BR
fuck all of you

Is girl skin really that soft? I thought it was just a meme.

What's it like to touch a woman haha

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Name???????

>stupid dumb Dane Cook just trolled all the incels of Yas Forums
Best timeline

It’s like touching sunshine.

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>tfw got so desperate I went on tinder 2 weeks ago
>for the First time in forever I got a match that replies
>Girl typed like she was autistic but I got her snap
>We traded nudes and she was actually hot as fuck with kino tits
>she wanted to fuck but she lived in a ghetto hole, and I couldn't bring her to my place because of my parents, and I couldn't afford a hotel
>so I ghost her because talking to her was like sandpaper to my brain

My horny monkey brain makes me think I'm an idiot but it really wasn't worth the trouble.

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please don't do this to me bro...

it's just SKIN you utter RETARDS
stop thirsting jesus christ

money just PAPER you utter RETARDS
stop being poor jesus christ

it's just AIR you utter RETARDS
stop breathing jesus christ

search skin hunger on google

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I hate coomers

>it’s just the greatest gift god ever gave us!

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pretty sure i went from ages 5 to 21 without a hug

i want sex so bad

bruh is she puffed up rn?

I apologize user

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This.
I remember I was legitimately surprised when I touched a qt cashier's hand and it was super soft and moist.

I wouldn't mind shaking hands with her. Maybe she will hold my hand for 3 seconds

Who is this goddess?

>you will never cuddle with your naked 11 yo daughter

please...

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>kino tits
stop posting
you'll never fit in

girl at work hugged me as she was quitting, first hug in years, cried a little then she thought it was cus she was leaving lol

Based?

what does it feel like to cuddle with someone?

For answers, you are at the wrong place

Like doing pure heroin.

>he doesn't live with mummy

I think a girl gave me a hug like 4 years ago, still think about it sometimes.

not him but i see my only family maybe once a year and hugging isnt the norm then

I was so thirsty I invited a fat chick over the other day and had her blow me.
Now I'm regretting telling her my address because I don't know how to break it off.

just embrace the architect in you.

Touching a woman? The best thing is putting your thumb in her mouth and pressing it against her tongue while she's sucking it. FFFFFDDDFDFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCKKCKCKKKKK I NEED TO GET LAIDDDD FUCK THIS QUARANTIENEEEEEE

There's literally no better feeling

The dick wants what it wants. Did she at least have big juicy tits user. Fat chicks are acceptable if they have massive knockers

AAAAAAAHH I WANT TO FUCK A WOMAAAAAN

>embrace the architect.
Fuck a slampig in missonary and suckle on her tits while you dissapear in her soft folds.

>tfw 7 weeks without sex now

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>kino tits
nigger what

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>3 weeks without sex
Not sure I'm gonna make it bros.

>Cook

That's rough bro, I've been without for three days now and it feels like an eternity

>utter
>money

>7 weeks

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The first few days is the worst bro, you're gonna make it.

>fat

>ywn
Just let me die already

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this i unironically came a little in my pants and was rock hard the times I cuddled with the only gf ive ever had
I'm an idiot for not making a move and fucking her until the very last time we were together where I blew it because we ended up having a talk about how we shouldnt just get into a serious relationship if I was going to move away in a few months

Not all of us have a family.

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I haven’t hugged my parents in 20 years.

What the fuck are kino tits?

30 years here, i kinda forgot to, its not even intention its just unattention.

I haven't slept in 24 hours ok? H*ck off

imagine saying that on Yas Forums
Lemme guess bullied and unhappy entire life?

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I'm 32 and haven't been single for more than 14 consecutive days since I was 15 years old. I often wish I was in your shoes, but then pussy juice withdrawal kicks back in afte a week and I get catapulted back into a relationship.

I just want to be alone, with a girl who sucks me off every other day with no drama or monetary compensation.

lets hug it out big guy

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I finally met a girl who's really into me and isn't a complete shell of a human, and we're on lockdown an hour away from each other. Brb kms

literally me every time i step out of my house and see cuties outside

tfw live alone now i was a neet for so long that my parents gave up they left me the old house and moved to different places they call from time to time maybe once in a few months

Same, but two hours on foot. I am fucking terrified of her losing interest or me fucking it up, somehow, as usual.

dead

I feel you man. I'm kinda lucky that this girl is head over heels for me , but what has been helping is we've been video chatting to make up for the lack of dates. Give that a try, we're all gonna make it

havent been hugged in about a decade lol

We video chat about once a week, she lives with her parents still and she doesn't want them to find out. They're Jehovah's Witnesses and her dad can be a bit judgy. Thanks for the kind words and best of luck man.

>hugging isnt the norm
fucking anglos man, I swear. imagine not hugging your family. for once I'm thankful for being latino

mods are such faggots

how the fuck do you get nudes from tinder girls i have so many matches and can hardly even get through a conversation on the app im actually autistic what the fuck

Is he gay? sounds like something a poof would say.