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We do, but we're here because we relate to you in some way. The vast majority of us aren't normie ethots, we're just depressed.

I'll never tell and thankfully nobody else was involved. I'll take my secret to the grave.

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One time in 2016 I held a plastic bag to my ass and shit in it because my flat mate's (female) friend was in the bathroom and I was too autistic to ask her if I could use the toilel.

In 6th grade I pissed myself at a birthday party I was invited to because I was too autistic to ask where the bathroom was. Then I speedwalked home and never went to another birthday party again.

I was 25 years old user.

Atleast nobody saw you in your moment of shame. But you still have to live with the knowledge of what you've done.

Yes I was lucky, but it's definitely a memory that will stay with me.

how did you dispose of the evidence?

One time after a heroin bender I had such bad constipation that I blacked out, vomited and ripped my asshole while birthing my abomination.

There is only one possible reaction to this, and it is pic related

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Understandable.

I bagged it up, sneaked out of the apartment and threw it in the nearest trash bin.

must not have been a smelly shit, lucky you.

At least it was quite firm so it didnt splatter. I hurried so I dont think anybody smelt it.

I was 12 or 13. It was P.E. class and we were walking down to the beach. I was walking alongside some friends on the edge of the group. There was a girl walking on the other side and we bumped hands. She said "we almost held hands" and I replied "eww" and ran to the other side of my group of friends.

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thats fucking rough guy, im so sorry. children are such little shits.

Wait. Did you get my role in that confused with hers? Because I've never really thought about it from that perspective.

yeah, i read that as "fuck we almost held hands," not as "omg we almost heald hands!"
does that bother you if that were actually the case?

If a girl won't fuck me, then I can't really see her as a girl. She's more like a dude I have nothing in common with. And no girl will fuck me, not even fembots. I actually think I have better odds with normal girls than fembots as much as that upsets me.

Out of loneliness, I'll probably end up letting some used up brown chick live with me.

Oh, I'm with you now. I thought you'd confused who said what. I wouldn't be bothered if she meant it as an expression of disgust; it was so long ago. I doubt I would've been bothered at the time either. It was clear that wasn't how she meant it though.

well my mistake then. good on you for being attractive. bad on you for throwing it away.

No, it wasn't said with excitement either. There was nothing to throw away, and I wouldn't take it as an indication of my attractivess one way or the other.