Why don't you have an East-European gf right now?

Because most if not all of them are BPD unfaithful smoking alcoholics. Its even common practice for them to smoke drink and do drugs while pregnant making all life a perpetual torment due to each generation being as retarded as the previous one. Also every female here is a golddigger because everone is poor its fucking worse than it is in Asia

Because then she would just be a Mailorder-bride.

Stacy only wants Vlad

Eastern Euro women have even crazier standards than western women. You are expected to be physically attractive (+180 cm, good face) as in the western world, but you also have to be very aggressive and willing to get into serious fights over trivial shit (otherwise you aren't a real man to them). You also need to be a provider, preferably making money illegally. You also can't have interests that aren't related to football, alcohol or doing illegal shit (otherwise, again, you aren't a real man.).
In return, you get to coddle an alcoholic whore that smokes like a chimney who is mentally 16 years old and will inevitably cheat.

Bullshit. Yeah these exist but there a ton of those who would settle if you give them attention. In any case it is much better than in the west

Yeah that was the problem. I didn't want to date an uppity dime a dozen whore even if she was hot

whoa, nailed it right there user, bulls-eye

I honestly don't think a depressing/boring person makes your life better if you're lonely. If anything, it just makes you more uncomfortable. You want a way out of it, not a mirror of why your life was so shit to begin with.

Not enough cash to get a gold digger interested.
Not enough of a coomer to get a gold digger as a girlfriend.

Nisem se nobene za zmenk vpasal. Zato.
Pozdrav iz Slovenije, upam da ste zdravi.