Gun jammed last night when I actually did pull the trigger

>Gun jammed last night when I actually did pull the trigger

I know you faggots think im larping but I got drunk last night and decided to kill myself finally, and the gun jammed when I tried.

I should be dead.

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are you happy you survived?

You are just living in the timeline where you survived. Quantum Suicide theory, you will always survive. The timeline splits in 2, the one where you die and the one where the gun jams. You will always exist in the timeline where the gun jams.

>its a retard pretends to understand quantum theory episode
getting real tired of these reruns

watch out
we got a big brain over here

> its a retard pretends to understand quantum theory episode getting real tired of these rerun

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Had the same thing happen last year when I was prepared to off myself. I remember just laughing for a while before I took a shower and went to sleep. Took it as a sign I wasn't supposed to do it just yet and figured I'd try again in a few more years.

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as a /k/ crossover, this is a retarded larp. if not, post the primer of the round, as there's really only one plausible excuse.

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God I wish cunny looked at me like that

I had a similar thing. I jumped into a river when I was really drunk and I'm surprised I survived to be honest

feel his love user

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When at first you don't succeed, try try again!

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>not telling what kind of gun it was
Come on, guys

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pic related is wholesome as fuck

also, take it as a sign, apparently you still have u must do in this plain

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have something*

doing it wrong OP
take out a 2000$ loan, book a week-long trip to japan and jump in front of a delivery truck

plane*
not plain

>nuh uh we don't live on an airplane!

It's a sign from the almighty, user. You need to write a novel before you leave this world. It will be your life's work.
2k shitstain detected

>It's an user eating ass without a bib episode
not again

Guns dont jam before they go off. Fake and gay. Hope you get the attention you crave.

>gun jammed
what does this mean in this context? typically a gun jams between shots when the empty casing fails to eject or the next round fails to load. how does it jam on the first shot? it just didn't fire and then it jammed when you tried to load the next round? that sounds sus.

Yeah, a round has to be fired and the casing has to get stuck. These guys have just seen too many movies.

he probably just means failure to fire
would need to see the primer strike to be sure

god didn't want you to do it
shit like this happens more than you think

the only way a gun won't fire with proper munition is a light primer strike, after which, the round is still dangerous (but chances are you'd take it out of the gun at that point, which severely reduces its lethality.. down to the only worrying part being tiny brass shrapnel in the event of detonation

Mine won't.
Yours sounds like an act of god

So if I turn 120, I will keep living even if I turn 230?

and this is assuming everything else with teh weapon is functionally fine.. there's dozens of technical malfunctions when it comes to mismanufacture, improper/negligable maintanence, and so on... its not only just "failure to fire, failure to feed, failure to eject" tap rack bang bla bla bla.

basically, op is a fag.

I think what happen at old age is that you break a time rift and go back in time

lol what the fuck are your sources for that

clean the goddamn thing for fucks sake

>break a time rift

lmao