Err, sorry user, you're a pretty cool dude and all, but I don't really date white guys

>Err, sorry user, you're a pretty cool dude and all, but I don't really date white guys

How do you respond?

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Why the fuck am I asking out someone that looks like a fucking tortoise?

>this is just race bait, right?
>fuck off to pol with your bullshit
(i would also use sage when i reply)

I would cum my pants on the spot like the beta white boy I am.

I really need to express my utter awe of those highs

I would stutter out "okay" while my tiny dicklet quickly starts leaking at the thought of her getting blacked!

I tell her that's fine because I'm 1/16 Asian.

I dont either which is fine since you look like a white guy.

Works for me, I am a first generation African in america.

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the mere sound of her thighs clapping together must cause earthquakes on the pacific ocean.

Why the fuck do you shills exists? Who the fuck pays you? Do you people scourge all boards on Yas Forums with this shit? Or maybe you're OP????

Based thigh posters

I would wonder why she randomly said that out of nowhere.
I wasn't even talking to her.

He asked what I would do and I answered! My little dicklet WOULD get extremly hard and start leaking if a girl said that to me!

i'm not white
i don't look anything like a white person
now either sit on my face and punch my dick or fuck off

May I please sniff and lick your feet and jack off to them while you are getting fucked by a real man?

y-you think l'm cool?

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I apologize for bothering her and wish her luck finding herself a nice non white guy

Hokly fuckin shieeet nigga you know i got dat louie bag on me im like that muh fuckinng reverse Oreo and shit ya diggg, girl I black on da inside, I buy yo ass fendi sports bra and i pull up in da toyota camry with the rhinestone rims n shieeet dawg, What that ass do girl lemme cuff on ya asap hml I'm at da crib all hours still serve the rock despite the corona virus my nigga

i've never had a woman tell me she only dates white guys. i've certainly seen hoes say this shit on their twitter feed, and desu if a hoe ever say some shit like this she just isn't for you. fetishizing races is whack, and if you're chad enough, that's what you'd respond with. they would be speechless in a public setting.

I am not white, so I win. Checkmate, those thighs are mine, bitch

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Sorry becky, I don't really date white girls. Better luck next time.

whoops misread thread. i'm from a different timeline, but whatever, point still stands.

my ex used to cum in his pants it was so hot
i miss him so much
he still messages me sometimes

Noone asked, faggot.
Originalionozosis

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lmao you obviously enjoyed it
thanks for the (You) ;)

I'm not white, I'm a Slav.
My people have been oppressed by the g*rmans for centuries. Now gib reparations pussy!

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what made him cum in his pants really he just casually did it??

No problem, in fact here, have another one.
Satysfied getting basically empty (You)s?
Don't bother responding, i will just say "ok"

bottom bitch twinks say ok

no like if i sat in his lap or something

Ok.

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