RED FLAGS FOR FEMALES

>not a virgin(unless she is a widow)
>older than 25
>uses contraceptive drugs/device
>uses recreational drugs(especially alcohol)
>lives in a city
>fat or underweight
>went to university/wants to go to university
>listens to hiphop/rap
>has dark skin
>has tattoos
>has piercings/body modifications(ears are fine, no loops)
>dyes her hair
>wears makeup
>has painted and/or fake nails.
>eats fast food
>is an atheist
>is a liberal
>homophile friends
>whore friends
>speaks in ebonics/slang/bastardized English
These are my red flags for females.

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Is this your way of coming out? You've just described every single woman.

You're exaggerating. Such a woman is rare, sure, but I am a rare specimen myself. Our shared interests and virtues increase our chances of meeting.

I agree with OP except I don't care about dyed hair or if shes an atheist
Also if she likes Arby's that is a red flag

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"I'm not like other girls! look at meeee!!!"

>bothered by atheist women
Nice to know you support kid diddling, OP

The atheist one is pretty important desu. Religiosity alone removes most of the other red flags.
Very insecure post.

>@57716145 (You) (OP)
>>bothered by atheist women
>Nice to know you support kid diddling, OP

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baysd
I wouldnt mind if she said she was agnostic, outright saying that she is atheist means she is arrogant, you cant say that god exists or not, the only real answer based on logic would be saying "I dont know" or "I dont care"
>likes to travel, but spends her vacations on beaches or clubs only
also
>drinks to get drunk
>smokes weed
>hates men
>thinks highly of herself
>her favourite cartoon was 6teen and working
>thinks you cant make comedy of every situation and some things are taboo
>"self diagnosed"
>pit mommy
>is okay dating outside her race
>hates children
>american and hates her own country
>hates snow and rain
>thinks california is dream place to live
>uses words like "manchildren" or "virgin" as arguments
>watches porn
>bisexual
>wants to hang out with men only
>militant vegan
>only dates much older men
>blames her weight on genetics
>thinks she is a prize

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>I wouldnt mind if she said she was agnostic
Same. Ideally, I want a Christian, but as long as she isn't a mentally ill atheist there is room for that.

Really?? Wearing makeup and painting her nails?? Really user?

Yes, especially the nails. Painted nails upset me, they look trashy, like a ghetto street whore.

Being a female is the biggest redflag of all.

What about like non ceramic nails. No extensions just a color on top of regular length nails?

Better, but I still don't like it. If she has regular nails but painted I'll just indicate or outright say I dislike that and if she stops wearing it I'll take it as a sign she likes me.

Is this ghetto?

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No, it's childish and a sign of a poor sense of aesthetic.

>not a virgin(unless she is a widow)
No
>older than 25
Yes
>uses contraceptive drugs/device
No
>uses recreational drugs(especially alcohol)
Yes
>lives in a city
Yes
>fat or underweight
Yes
>went to university/wants to go to university
No
>listens to hiphop/rap
No
>has dark skin
No
>has tattoos
No
>has piercings/body modifications(ears are fine, no loops)
No
>dyes her hair
No
>wears makeup
No
>has painted and/or fake nails.
No
>eats fast food
Yes
>is an atheist
Yes
>is a liberal
Yes
>homophile friends
What does this mean
>whore friends
Yes
>speaks in ebonics/slang/bastardized English
Sometimes

trashcan specimen.

>What does this mean
Exactly what it says.

>Atheist
>Liberal
>Fat
>Fails to understand basic word structure

Checks out. Phile or philia would indicate a homophile is someone who loves faggots. As a Liberal you can answer yes. Unfortunately, being an atheist, Liberal, and fat you are undoubtedly a hard pass for even the most desperate of NEET virgins here as a lack of mental capability, which you displayed, is a prerequisite for being atheist. You have probably never heard or pondered deism, pantheism, panentheism or any of the notably godless ideologies and default to atheism because your parents were Christians or something banal like that.

>>not a virgin(unless she is a widow)
No
>>older than 25
No
>>uses contraceptive drugs/device
No
>>uses recreational drugs(especially alcohol)
No
>>lives in a city
I live in the edge of a major metropolitan area
>>fat or underweight
No
>>went to university/wants to go to university
No
>>listens to hiphop/rap
I don't listen to music in general
>>has dark skin
No
>>has tattoos
No
>>has piercings/body modifications(ears are fine, no loops)
No
>>dyes her hair
I use natural colors
>>wears makeup
Yeah, mascara
>>has painted and/or fake nails.
No
>>eats fast food
Yes
>>is an atheist
Yes
>>is a liberal
I don't care for politics, but I guess I'm liberal on some issues
>>homophile friends
>>whore friends
I don't have friends desu
>>speaks in ebonics/slang/bastardized English
Yeah, uwu ^_^

>younger than 25
I don't want a retarded zoomer.

No, you want an infertile millennial whore? Is she intelligent still being single at her advanced age?

>OP has unreasonable standards and cant get a girl
>roasted by chad, calls him a neckbeard.

Literally every single zoomer girl is a bpd whore.

>Literally every single zoomer girl is a bpd whore.
That just isn't true. Again, what good is an old woman to you? Why is she still single? What is wrong with her?

>tfw only thing on that list to apply to me is being underweight
Feels good.

if they dont do those things its a red flag

I've had a girlfriend before and I'll be married within the next few years.

Why am I single? What is wrong with me?
Yeah you could ask yourself the same shit.

>>militant vegan
so you'd be fine if they were just a normal vegan? you know 99% of vegans aren't really that aggressive right? if someone eating plants makes you this nervous maybe you should take a look at yourself before trying to find a woman lmao

I'm only 23, I still have several years. That said, men and women are not the same, you're a feminist.

>>homophile friends
>What does this mean
It means OP hates gay people

I don't hate the mentally ill. I hate people that treat the mentally ill like they're normal.

Ok zoomzoom, see you here in 10 years.

Hopefully you'll have killed yourself by then.

>am a rare specimen
Jesus user you sound like a massive narcissistic cringey faggot
This coming from a homosexual

Being gay is a genetic trait, as has been proven time and time again. Even if it weren't, there's nothing ethically wrong with being attracted to men.
INB4
>muh god says it wrong

@57717358
I don't talk to the mentally ill. Seek psychiatric help, I'm sorry you were abused.
@57717368
See above.