Incest

When we were younger, my sister and I used to act out certain movie scenes.

My cousin humped me if I layed down anywhere and touched me in my sleep and I let it happen for a while but I eventually stopped having sleepovers and now we smoke from time to time but it's very awkward because I never want to talk to him but my mom urges me to when he's around and gives us the weed so I take it. Then I get flashbacks of him trying to coax me into saying I was a cumslut or some shit as a 12yo and shoving my head towards his crotch while fully clothed while I talk to him and have to try not to cringe

So most people will think this is weird or gross but for me it was fucking hilarious
>Be me 23 already married to a sexy woman for 1 year
>Have 27 yo older sister
>Never had that much to do with each other growing up as she was just that one step ahead of me in life but we got along well
>Never really had incest feelings towards her or tried to spy on her naked or anything
>She looked like a chubby female version of Dad so you can imagine why but she got much skinnier and better looking after HS
>She moved away for college and I only really saw her on holidays and stuff
>My wife who hadn't seen her parents since our wedding went back to see her family for 3 weeks, I had to stay for work
>And by chance my sister was coming back to visit Mom and Dad for about 5 days at the same time the wife was away
>We talked on the phone about catching up and doing something and it rolls around to "Hey why don't you stay with me?"
>The wife is away so stay with me and we can just chill and hang out?
>She loves the idea
>We catch up and all is great and have laughs for the first few days
>Friday night comes and she decides to catch up with some old friends and says she won't be back till real late
>I go to bed and wake up the next morning see her and ask how her night went? She says fine saw some old friends and it was good
>I could tell something was on her mind but whatever IDK
>Afternoon rolls around and ask her more about her night and what she got up to with her friends
>I knew something was up because she didn't want to tell me the full story
>Start to press her more about it as I could tell whatever it was was more embarrassing than serious
>So she tells me that she ran into her old boyfriend from HS (they never fucked) and ended up having a one night stand with him
>And I was like so? You're single so what's the big deal?
Cont

Did he end up being gay, or something? If I had a male cousin try to get me to suck him I'd probably kick his ass.

When I was 17 I once rubbed my erection against my mom and played with her nipples whilst cuddling her in bed. She awkwardly turned me away without really directly acknowledging what I was doing. I get sick when I think about it, which is how you know it's a real story and not the usual lies in these threads.

Female and a year younger. He was always kind of an incel and asked me about how to get grils every time he saw me but I hear he has a gf now. Feels bad when your incel rapist cousin gets in a relationship before you

You're a fat bitch I bet. Too bad he didn't follow through with more and made you kill yourself

Got one

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>Be 23
>Sister is 19
>Both of us still live at home
>Family is fairly wealthy and lives in a large house, on a "farm" just outside of town
>Parents decide to go away for the weekend
>Sister decides to throw a party
>Invites like 30+ people
>I invite a couple of friends too, because why the fuck not
>My friends arrive
>Only like 10 of my sisters friends come
>She's not as popular as she thinks she is
>As the night wears on, people begin to leave, including my friends
>By about midnight, it's just me, my sister and 4 of her friends (2 guys and 2 girls)
>I'd been flirting with one of the girls most of the night, let's call her Emma
>We start playing kings cup
>One of the rules for a card was kiss the person next to you (you were allowed to choice which side)
>A side rule to that was that each time you get it, the kiss has to be "more"
>So first time you draw a kiss card, you just kiss one of the people next to you on the cheek or something
>If you, or they, draw it again, then you have to kiss on the lips or with tongue, or just more then on the cheek
>And after that, you pretty much make out
>Another card was dare
>First round, first game, I draw the kiss card
>Kiss Emma, who's to the left of me, on the cheek because I was into her and I'd rather kiss her then the dude on my other side
>A couple of rounds later, Emma draws the kiss card and chooses to kiss me
>We end up making out for a quick bit
>Nothing else of note happens in the first game, except jokes about me and Emma, because people caught on that we were into each other

doesn't that make you the incel?

Ah you got me femcels aren't real tho right no way a women could be too socially inept to date just like the rest of the fags here bc everything is handed to us at least that's what I see on here every day