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now that's what the fuck i'm talking about. all you have to do now is reconnect to society by proving every one of these god damn animals wrong, over and over again. show them ALL through your disregard for the sensational, the emotional, that life is cope and that a black void awaits them in the near future.

and don't worry user - i am not apathetic to your existence. i hate you very much!

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>i am not apathetic to your existence. i hate you very much!
It was very sweet of you to actually state that you care about my existence, i love ENTPs

>finally take this gay test
>ISFP-T
>check a couple threads
>basically no one else
where are you fellow strange eggs

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One day, I hope all of you INTPs evolve into proper INTJ/ENTPs.

That bitch boy avatarfag centaur is one. I'm sorry if you are like it.

there are just more autist types here

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>INFJ male
>plenty of people to talk to
>close friends
>can enchant anybody with my eloquence and "mysticism"
>can get women to lewd in a day
>still fucking lonely because I relate to none of the above while being able to read them like the same old book
I don't even mind to be honest, you are your own castle.

haha do you like painting and that?

ISTP here. Ya'll mind if I share my existential crisis?

sounds gay
makes sense
no im not very artistic

haha do you like spanners and engines and stuff?

I know my way around them. It's cheaper to fix it yourself then to pay someone else to do it.

16personality is gay. Research functions.

No. Please share fellow ISTP.

Threadly reminder that ISTPs only care about the physical act of sex because we only care about feeling good and letting our partner feel good. Any meaning behind the act is irrelevant.

>ISTP, I'm a fellow introverted thinker who wants to lose my virginity but am too autistic to be suave enough to get a gf; wat do?
Prostitution is the answer, my horny friend

>I-isn't prostitution illegal?
It is in some countries, including the United States.

>So, I have no chance in meeting a prostitute?
I never said that, my autistic horndog. I'm sure your nearest major city has an area where whores hang out, looking for customers like yourself. If you don't care about committing this immoral crime, in your state/country, then be my guest!

>What if I don't wanna be a criminal?
Then visit a country where prostitution is legal. If you live in the U.S., taking a trip to Mexico will be your best bet, since although prostitution in Canada is legal, paying for sex isn't. Go to a major tourist spot in Mexico, like Cozumel, and there should be a brothel nearby. If you live in Europe or the U.K., you ought to know where you can go to pay to get laid. Good luck if you live outside of Europe or the Americas.

>I'm not sure if I should visit a prostitute; I have a small dick and/or hideous body
As long as you pay for the service and you don't smell like shit, I doubt a whore will care how small you are or how you look. All they care about is getting paid.

>I don't wanna get an STD!
Although the risk of getting an STD from a prostitute is high, not everyone has a sexually transmitted infection and if you're worried about getting herpes, consider the fact approximately 80% of the human population has herpes. If you're still too scared about getting STDs then either give up on having sex like the loser you are or get a girlfriend!

Yes, I am aware that some places in Nevada has legal prostitution.

You know how much it would drastically improve the mental health crisis afflicting males if prostitution was legal and regulated? It would be like visiting a therapist who you can fuck. Male suicides would drop dramatically.

Well lads I finally did it, I have found a based and redpilled ENFJ waifu. What would a ENTP x ENFJ relationship look like? What should I be aware of in terms of future roadblocks?

>think I'm INTP for the longest time, but something keeps feeling wrong about it
>research functions and how they actually work, self-analyze in depth
>realize that what I think is Ti is actually Ni, what I think is Si is just shitty Se, and that I'm an INFJ with a really fucked up Fe due to anxiety and isolation
Mistyping is real, be careful fellas.

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This, I thought I was INTJ until researching functions. I'm actually ISTP so you can imagine how toxic that mindset was.

INTP here, have literally fucked 3 prostitutes and each time i wanted to kill myself afterwards

I think most people who simply rely on online tests are very likely to be mistyped. It's easy to misunderstand what a function really means, or to unconsciously skew your test results to get what you want. More anons should read detailed descriptions of the functions and honestly find out which ones really fit.

>I'm actually ISTP
What made you mistake Ti for Ni?

>not wanting to kill yourself all the time
What was wrong with it?

dunno, might have had something to do that i'd wasted money on an ejaculation and it didn't make me feel better about any aspect of my life
better to just stay home and wank it

I fell for the INXJ meme and thought "I have thoughts and an imagination" I must have intuition.

I hope sex isnt as disappointing for me as it was for you when i try it, life is pretty bland so if it doesn't improve it, id be sad