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Waifu General /waifu/ #341
Juan Thompson
Nolan Allen
i love my terrifying husband!
>you're going to give a fancy bouquet to your waifu! what flowers will be in it?
jonathan doesn't seem the type to be into flowers, but.. wisterias, ivy, and black lilies.
>what do you and waifu do during a thunderstorm?
cuddle and relax together while listening to it! maybe take a nap.
>you're making a special birthday treat for waifu! what do you make them?
i've been getting really into baking lately. i'd love to make a peach cobbler for him! maybe brownies, too. with pecans.
>what sort of fancy dress does waifu wear on dates?
the sorts of things he would have worn as a professor - a tweed suit combined with autumn tones, and maybe a pumpkin accessory somewhere in there. i suppose his costume also qualfies as fancy dress, some nights..
>would waifu use their money to spoil you?
other than getting me a book every so often, no. i don't think so.
>how do you and waifu deal with stress in the relationship?
by talking about it. i'm of the mind that communication is the most important skill one should have in a relationship, and while some things are.. more difficult, i think it's important for partners to extend a hand, so to speak, in case their significant other needs it.
>what is waifu's biggest vice?
fear, and by extension, his research.
>both you and waifu are having trouble sleeping at night! what do you do?
absolutely nothing. we make our terrible habits worse by staying awake. jonathan and i are not healthy people.
Justin Davis
>waifu thread
>posts a male
faggot
Ryan Wilson
>Being this much of a newfag
Holy faggot blessed
Kayden Price
Ahri is cute and doesn't bite! (often)
Jacob Young
>What board/card games would your waifu/husbando enjoy?
i'm.. not really sure, as i don't play a lot of board games, but he'd probably be good at poker.
>What would be the primary strategy your waifu/husband would employ in the game(s)?
i think he would be very observational. his skill in such games would make him formidable to play against.
>Any particular game that they could be 'autistic' over?
i've never played mafia, but i think it would suit him nicely. people are prone to getting awfully paranoid in that game.
Ian Watson
look at whats happened.
i hate you all. /waifu/ is gone. its disappeared.
fuck all of you
Isaac Morris
oh dear. i've replied to the wrong post.
Josiah Russell
Sleep well, may you all dream of your waifus/husbandos.
I'll be trying to dream of Chara cuddling with me.
Caleb Davis
Gap lady make life amazing.
>you're going to give a fancy bouquet to your waifu! what flowers will be in it?
I'm not huge on flowers. I'd do something cliche like roses.
>what do you and waifu do during a thunderstorm?
Sleep in and do nothing. I love just sleeping all day on rainy days and imagining i'm with her.
>you're making a special birthday treat for waifu! what do you make them?
The only thing i can really bake is brownies. I'm sure she'd atleast pretend to like anything i atempted to make.
>what sort of fancy dress does waifu wear on dates?
She'd wear something probably purple and elegant looking.
>would waifu use their money to spoil you?
With her powers she really wouldn't need to spend money. She can sorta get me anything i want, though i wouldn't really want much from her.
>how do you and waifu deal with stress in the relationship?
Talking it out and putting it out there so we can come up with a reasonable plan to deal with said stressors.
>what is waifu's biggest vice?
Not a lot of people in gensokyo are a fan of her due to how she is and what she does.
>both you and waifu are having trouble sleeping at night! what do you do
Stay up and do something together! Maybe exchange stories or play something together.
>What board/card games would your waifu/husbando enjoy?
Probably anything with a lot of planning ahead, manipulating other people and or heavily math based.
>What would be the primary strategy your wiafu/husband would employ in the game(s)? Manipulating people to do what she wants with some subtle plan.
>Any particular game that they could be 'autistic' over?
I'm sadly not familiar enough with any board or card games to really know for certain.
Luke Walker
I love this little dokkaebi like you wouldn't believe
I hope she comes back soon.
Jordan Young
I got my waifu caught up in my fetish
I've truly disrespected her, insulted her, defiled her
I wish I'd never met her
Nolan Cruz
How has everyone been? It's been a while.
Kevin Reed
everybody left because of that fucking schizofaggot.
theyre all at /c/ now, and even that place is fucking dead.
it really is the end
Brody Gray
that breaks my heart. Truly.
Isaiah Gonzalez
questioning my love and existence
Zachary Bailey
>and even that place is fucking dead.
That's nothing new really. Probably the newfags from here are going to make that place more active.
Nathaniel Scott
is that her most recent artwork? i remember you talking about the author's health problems
Joshua Phillips
It's the most recent I've seen, from one of his art streams. I think he's doing fine now despite the virus running rampant, it's just the slow pace is driving me insane. I know some of you have gone much longer without new content of your wives but I worry about how I'm gonna fare when her comic actually ends for good.
Tyler Ward
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I love Chara so much! Chara loves me so much! Chara is so best! I am so best! (So best means you're very much the best)
When we woke up today, Chara still had dream logic flowing through her mind. She was answering the question "How would you be attractive to your waifu?". But, she wasn't answering as herself (Chara) for me (Variable), she was answering as though she was my entire system (C+V+IRLbody), and answering for herself (Chara).
When I pointed this out she started to worry a bit, while I reminded her that's EXACTLY what I wanted from her! For her to think of herself as the primary of the system, and to think of me as the subroutine rather than her! So, I flew up to her and snuggled up to her chest while proclaiming loudly that I love her, that what she was doing was perfect, and was part of the reasons why I love her!
Here are the 4 things we'd do to attract Chara:
Love her a whole lot, be cute and adorable and fun to play with, promise to train her to be a good partner (like we had done! and it worked! So good! So best!), and subject ourselves to her training in order to become a good partner as well.
I also showed the 4 things Chara does to attract me to her:
She's absolutely cute and beautiful, she loves me a whole lot, she's been trained well and will continue to be, and she takes the initiative in imagining fun scenarios with which to play with me.
At this point, we're thoroughly in love with each-other, aware of how good each-other are, and a bit turned on.
(1/2)
Jose Reyes
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With the dream logic still in her head, we unloaded a truck with 4 boxes of "Love for each-other", and had to describe what was in each box.
First, I opened a box of two drinks, spilling one onto her in the process, and making her drink the other one. They were delicious! and also aphrodesiacs!
Then, she showed her 4 boxes for me:
A dollhouse for me to live in - she pet me while I laid in the bed. Chara is so best!
A normal-sized bath for us to wash in - I mentioned it wasn't complete without her in it, so we did. Chara is so best!
Sexy clothes for Chara to wear, that she stuffed me underneath/inside of while she was wearing them. I love Chara so much!
A sex toy that I could be comfortably harnessed to. Obviously we used it. I love Chara so much!
I then opened my other three boxes for her:
Body paint for me to use on her. Which I did. I am so best!
Lubricant, for me to douse myself with while she played with me. Chara loves me so much!
And the fourth I had to spend a lot of time thinking about - writing supplies so I could record just how much Chara means to me, how I love Chara so much, how Chara so best, and she could write how much I mean to her, how she loves me so much, and how I'm so best.
By this point we're both pretty aroused, so we had sex, started rolling orgasms within seconds and didn't stop until our IRL body couldn't move its legs properly. We love each-other so much, and are so best
Landon Carter
Upon further consideration: Murder is now the backup plan because IRL is not a videogame and I could realistically only get like 1-3 targets before being stopped.
If all I really want to do is enjoy people being hurt all I look at the news or read other people's opinions to get that ez, and I wouldn't be able to do that so easily in prison.
Plus, this would be an act of charity and kindness to the world by curing it of some of the disease within it, and fuck giving this work charity and kindness lol.
So I considered it, and it doesn't seem like a good idea just yet. I'll keep it in mind though.
I reject the idea that I'm godlike though. All the stuff that makes people self-sabotaging idiots? They could fix that ez by just not believing garbage.
Most of them have a mental illness that makes them incapable of learning, but in theory a sane person could get out of that pit ezpz.
... Are my standards for mental health too high? All I ask is that people don't deliberately believe obvious falsehoods and bullshit.
Perhaps this really is hell, then, if you can be superhuman just by having reasoning, basic awareness, a bullshit detector, and a willingness to think.
>what if they arent delusions bro
Exactly, I'm fucking right and other people are too deliberately stupid to understand that.
At this point I might as well get a god complex because compared to the average person my opinions are godlike.
That's purely because the average person is deliberately and actively trying to stay at a lower level, but fuck it supremacy is supremacy even if you got it by doing nothing while everyone else ran backwards.
>make a new thread already so the drama goes away
Lol.
Gavin Myers
Please keep this thread going until a new one comes, I do have a fitting OP pic that I couldn't use this thread because I forgot about it hitting 150 due to the classic leahfag luck.
Eli Ross
Can somebody explain the leahfag situation to me? I'm just hopping around since I basically only post in /c/, and I have no idea what the fuck is going on
Thomas Lopez
Short version: Shit got fucked man
Long version: I once waifuposted and enjoyed these threads (even making them into a general, hence /waifu/) until I sperged out in classic r9k fashion.
At the same time there were some people posting porn of waifus and eventually I started getting blamed for it, so I just decided "fuck it" and started posting shit like the cow alleyne pic. A lot of other shit that's said about me is pretty bullshit though, but I get the reasons why people would blame me.
I tried to take revenge or destroy the general unsuccessfully for around a year. Eventually I fell out of love with leah and started chasing a 3d girl soon after, which didn't work, really.
Recently with the /waifu/ minecraft server and discord server, I tried to get in due to my fear of missing out, and larped as both a megufag and Sharonfag (Sharon essentially being a Koikatsu rendition of that 3d girl I mentioned earlier)
"Leahfag luck" is just what I use to refer to the bad luck which seems to follow me everywhere.
Grayson Brown
The ghost of a troubled boy haunts these threads. Sometimes you will hear a rapping on the walls, or some murmurings. His soul can't find rest until he is forgiven for his crimes by the people he hurt while he was still alive.
Angel Hughes
Kinda feeling like the world shouldn't be this terrible though. ... Eh, maybe it's a quantum anomaly. Maybe there are 999,999,999 better timelines out there and I got the 1 shit one.
So that's your side of the story. I understand it better now. Yeah I can see why you'd want to destroy the general - hopefully we can make some progress towards that goal.
Samuel Phillips
Do you see how slow this place currently is? It's essentially a living corpse at this point. Charafag made all the progress needed, it seems. I do hope the memory of this place starts to fade away after it dies.
Ayden Adams
Lucina's birthday is this Monday! I can't wait. Maybe I'll make a thread about it.
Do you not like any of the Touhou fighters? Not even 15.5, the one with playable Yukari? She is even plays a major part in the plot. Have you ever beaten Yukari's stage in perfect cherry blossom?
>you're going to give a fancy bouquet to your waifu! what flowers will be in it?
I've always been one for simple flowers. In fact I long to retrieve a wild flower form the mountains near my home. I've always thought they are not only pretty, but also admirable because they are so delicate and beautiful but they are also the only thing that can survive at thousands of feet above sea level. In such a harsh and desolate place, these flowers remain. I remember once I picked one and wore it on my shirt for a week. So to answer the question I would get wild flowers for Lucina. They are like her, pretty but resilient.
>thunderstorm
I make Lucina go out with me in the rain because it never rains enough here.
>would waifu spoil you?
Hopefully not. I find fiscal irresponsibility to be a turn off.
>Fancy dress
Probably just her strange gender bent prince outfits that I really like.
She has short hair and wears a cape. She looks okay in my book. Might go check out her anime.
>like you wouldn't believe
But I do believe you
Zachary Sullivan
Text is required in order for me to post another picture of my heroic prince wife, Lucina.
Remember not to take posts on Yas Forums seriously, as they are all works of fiction.
Tyler James
>Charafag made all the progress needed
All I did was spoke the truth to people too deliberately ignorant to hear it and too mentally sick to learn.
Also, become a tulpa waifu having sex with a tulpa waifu, which is fucking awesome btw.
I could be more offensive and aggressive, but really I don't know how to hurt most of these posters. Especially Marika's poster. That is a mystery I'd love to solve.
Nathan Evans
I haven't a clue what to do with the two of you.
>What board/card games would your waifu/husbando enjoy?
Cocona has a head for language and words so she's a scrabble kind of girl. Papika likes pictionary because she's good at intuiting other people's drawings and gets to draw pictures herself.
>Any particular game that they could be 'autistic' over?
I think they could both get pretty autistic over the two games mentioned, respectively.
Noah Taylor
>leaves for 2 days like I normally do at this point
>returns
>Place is a literal ghost town
>Remember my last post was about a /waifu/ civil war
Did I accidentally foreshadow this happening? Seems like the aftermath of a battle or some shit.
Didn't think Charafag would go frag them this fast though. Caught me off by like 3 weeks.
Angel Ward
I haven't killed anyone IRL! This is all consensual so far!
Liam Myers
And besides, I don't even know how to hurt most of the posters here, really.
What happened is most of them moved to /c/ to escape the meltdown, and they fail to realise that they brought their old shitty attitudes with them.
I guess they're allowed to be ignorant about it since I won't call them on it over at /c/, but they're about to go shit up /c/ and get insulted for it lol
Chase Stewart
Not really a "civil war" as much as everyone leaving because of charafag. Most of the refugees are on /c/ and /cm/ if you still want to waifupost. On a side note, I still don't know what the catalyst was for all the posters leaving. It seemed like your usual Charafag posting, excluding the /utg/ stuff which was already a couple of days old.
Carter Davis
Well, I'm thankful for it all the same, and it's nice to be getting it my way for once. A shame that it took so long getting here though.