/britfeel/

Coca cola.

Take a large glass, three cubes of ice and one chilled can of coca cola. The cola's decanted in such a way that it becomes partially degassed when it hits the ice. Now wait. As the ice lowers the ambient temperature by a few degrees it becomes partially melted which subtly dilutes the cola. Degassed and dilute; that's the way I like it.

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spamming a test to see if gookmoot still banned me cuz ((((child ponr)))))))))

based Sunny

I posted this last thread but fuck
I haven't been on /britfeel/ for a while now, I've finally got a girlfriend who loves me and I am slowly getting my life back on track
How are you lads doing?

Get out. Get out now. Don't fuck it up

Ebin on the left, poley on the right

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"gay" means wrong or broken

Good for you lad. I'm not doing too badly but I've yet to meet anyone I've formed a lasting relationship with.

I will soon, sure thing

dont order from takeaways during lockdown lads. Caught a stomach infection from on. Can only assume that they aren't following hygeine practices because they know they aren't going to get visited by food standards agency.

This thread please, stop trying to hide this in the old one

Old choons best choons
youtu.be/5rpjcNaoueM

No song quite expresses how I truly feel better than Bob Dylan's Like a Rolling Stone

A man inserting his penis into a woman's vagina and then ejaculating inside her

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Did anybody save that blurred image of nubs from earlier, asking for me.

you're saying my dad fucked my mother?

I hope you meet someone soon after this whole lockdown ends

What does Ian look like?

>giving business to the paki

not even once

Praying for your soul, lad.

been here for just over 5 years and i've never followed anything about any personality ever. the only person i actually do know (little) about is moni. normally just scroll past any trip/namefag post.

This I believe is an image which contains the trip.

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Condom sex isnt real sex

That's the nonce

would actually be kind of sweet if moni and ebin got together

Why did nubs dump ian?

This
Don't order any food from any takeaways or chippys, my dad spent 17 quid for some chips for tea but almost the whole town was crowed outside so he just asked the guy to donate the money to that Tommy bloke

Ayy a new thread. I'm drunk as fuck
Happy days

Because he crossdresses and touches kids.

Big ew.

haha yeah lad whatever you say you lad

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Let's call a spade a spade. It would be raw and sexual

>Tommy bloke
Robinson?

Don't encourage the posting of his picture.
Please stop this

That's east devon on the right. No idea who blokey is on the left. Look like a pair of nonces.

That's worse than working in a call centre

Oh hello Ian how are you mate? Why remove your trip?

Genuinely, it's none of your business.
It's a personal relationship.

>Tommy

'Captain' Tom will be exposed as a historic NONCE. Even if he doesn't he's still a nonce, he's not even a real captain. Fuck that old cunt smarmy dick head

Give me a quick rundown of those 2. I haven't been on much in the last couple of months. If you don't give me a quick rundown, I'll keep asking and then keep posting that picture. You don't want that.

>Happy days
Indeed lad! Coping well? What with the lockdown..

Why bring the drama in here then?

No, that old geezer raising money for the NHS

*nonces about the thread*

you're such a fucking ponce holy shit

>Please stop this
*sighs*
I'm a sucker for politeness.
I've only posted it once desu, not a spammer.

@57709972
You even know this isn't true and the career prospects are vast.
>tfw going to join para's after MSc
Then back to civi life with a nice, rewarding career after I've served my time for the country.
>inb4 another stupid cope post
Save your breath mate.

Just want to remind you he posted his picture his self and got banned multiple times for it. Similar to how you got banned for posting your passport (wtf) and then claiming nobody could dox you.

Don't know why you do it to be quite honest.

Tommy "I love a man in uniform" old fella?

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Where's lezzer at?

Just popped me head into the old thread. Many tripfags getting many (yous)
Wasnt happy.
Popped over here to see if its any different

>Ian dated a tranny
>Expected the relationship to be long lasting and work well

Howling at this

atudying exercise. good lors. you fucking brainlet. what did you need to get on that course, a Btec?

>got dumped for looking at kiddy porn

What is it with you guys and being vile, reprehensible nonces.

and which larp is that lad?

Ian is mad that her black carer Tyrone cucked him.
/thread

Nubs told me that Ian's bollocks are absolutely tiny. The cock itself is quite respectable, about 6 and a half inches. The balls however are essentially the size of marbles. He must be a jaffa at that rate

>Still thinking nubs is a tranny

Howling at this

Accurate. Ebin would deffo be the one penetrating.

Poley, in his usual sneering manner, likes to make out that he is the dominant and more charismatic of the two. But the truth is that Ebin just does not give a fuck. If he wanted a dip in that Paki bumhole, then it would be happening. Simple as.

Because I slept with a 16 year old when I was 23. I hadn't yet lost vaginal virginity.... I was desperate because society expects things of you. Nubs found out from the archives, I didn't feel it was adequate to tell her since it is perfectly legal. Then she called me and went off on one... She compared it to her as a 25 year old sleeping with an 18 year old.
Come 2 days ago, I was looking for people from Devon on the soc archives because I'm lonely, came across a post that is clearly hers... Replying to an 18 year old when she was 25.
Slap me and call me a bitch. But do not fucking be a hypocrite and lie to me.
I called her out on it. She claimed it was a larper.

Now, there was no discernible information in her initial post... Who the fuck larps as someone who is unknown on soc, and it is weird that she was looking for friends in a thread 40 minutes earlier, and posted similar information in a thread not 5 minutes later.

Fucking sociopath I tell you

We've all seen his dick pic mate

He has an air of Dio Brando about him. Very appropriate considering he killed a dog.