/r9gay/ - #996

cause they like it

dont be rude user
shockingly unoriginal

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dont be annoying user
shockingly unoriginal

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>tfw no bf to tease and bully for fun

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Can we just say it's thread 1000 because of all the threads that came before the #200 something that we started at? Plus all the duplicate threads and threads that got taken out by the jannies. It's close enough, we should celebrate something, might as well be this.

I dont like that image user
big bugs are gross

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>It's close enough
No, it's not.
>we should celebrate something
With quarantine tourists? What is wrong with you user. Besides, what do we celebrate? 1000 threads of shitposting and being miserable?

I want to befriend a gaybot, make him utterly dependent on me, and then break his heart to see if he kills himself.

me first u qt?

I'll kill myself before you can even attempt befriending me, hah, get fucked.

Does being attracted to low test boys with long hair and no facial hair count as being gay/bisexual?

>send bf 200 messages when hes sleeping
I think I annoy him sometimes but hes told me he thinks its cute

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I want to take out my sexual frustration on a Japanese boy.

Yes it counts as homosexual. If you like girls you're probably straight leaning bi or you just have a thing for more feminine guys.

I really like it when a person I like online sends me cute messages when I sleep, but 200 is really exaggerated, it's unhealthy you giga autist.

My bf has been gone from internet a week and I've only sent him like 40 messages

Apparently I need to step up my clingy game

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>Apparently I need to step up my clingy game
You absolutely do not; that shit is not okay.

anyone who thinks the threads reaching 1k is something worth celebrating is part of the reason why no one is looking forward to it

Taking advantage of dependant people is pretty fucking shitty of you user. At least youre up front about it desu.

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I want to have an anthropomorphic adventurer wolf bf to go and get semi-drunk in a tavern with and then head back to base to smoke some hookah, go to the sauna and drink some more while my drunken ass tries to make gyozas for him. After all that we just discuss on where to go on an adventure next, probably argue about stupid shit and then go to bed where he'll hold me tight until we drift off to sleep together.
>tfw you're stuck in this shit of a world
>tfw after you die you just cease to exist, no cool CYOA style stuff
Fuck man, not cool.

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it adds up
to like 200
messages
i mean
messages
cause when i direct message
i sperg out and line break at weird spots
its not sentences

Exactly this. God I want things to go back to how they were, I never believed things could get this bad. At first the virus stuff seemed cool but now it's just annoying.

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Said the one posing as a le stoic sad boy :3 but still begging for attention by using the same stupid dog that tumblr worshiped 5 years ago

This is the most annoying shit ever. I hate that people do it on here as well. Fucking tourists, aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I hate this quarantine.

Okay I wont act clingy to him then even if I am clingy

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Just don't give him attention. He'll fade away like any other attention seeking fag or tourist.

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GIVE ME A JAPANESE BF GODDAMNIT I WANT TO POUND A JAPANESE BOYS BUSSY AND MAKE REFERENCES TO HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI

imagine being uncomfortable talking with someone that you send messages formally

I just like cute dogs user
I do not see the issue

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>tfw made the mistake of telling a friend I was gay back when I was 14
>he promptly told my parents and broke off the friendship because christfag
>had to endure 2 years of 'therapy' by the pastor to cure my gayness, consisting of mainly him praying over me (no molestation happened don't think that)
>eventually said I wasn't gay anymore just to make everything stop
>developed innate disgust for people and desire to stay inside 24/7
>now 24 and neet, parents wondering what happened to me.
>going to blame them outright in my note once I finally work up the balls to KMS.

It can be a shadow person like pic related for all I care, anything but a boring, shitty human. I honestly don't understand the brainless hate for anthropomorphic animals, they're way cooler than humans.

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Making some popcorn yup yup yup, popcorn in the evening chillin with some popcorn and tea, just me and a bowl of popcorn

>avatarnigger
>normalnigger with friends and past relationships
>"durr I'm autistic you guise"
Fuck you and fuck off.

What the hell are you insinuating user

i dont like that story

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>tfw brown so everyone hates you
it is a different kind of bf-less pain

He won't go anywhere, at least for now. Just accept it user, this place will stay shit until quarantine ends and most likely for a few months after that. Hell, it may never go back to even being somewhat bearable.

Godspeed user and best of luck. Hope things go as planned.

That I like popcorn and im gonna eat em right now

And you cant stop me!!!!

You suck fucking freak, there are a lot of awful people in this thread but you are by a wide margin the single most despicable person on /r9gay/, nay, the whole internet

>(((soc)))
>(((lgbt)))
mfw

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I know but I'm going to voice my opinion nonetheless.

lots of trips in this thread with only 52 replies, there's deep faggotry at work today

t. jelly that he doesnt have popcorn right now

Well, looks like the thread is absolute shit right now. Guess I'll come back later and hope there will be someone to chat with, hell, maybe the user from yesterday is back and wishes to talk to me again. I'ma go make cinnamon rolls or something and watch a movie or two, I really do hope things are comfy when I'm back.

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they won't, if you can bare it try to wean yourself off the threads and distract yourself for a few months because it's only downhill from here

I dont hate anyone based on religion, ethnicity, race, nationality, gender or sexuality

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