/britfeel/

>She's called Ms dick.
>dick
oh no no no no AHAHAHAHA bruh

Why can't I have some super westerned asian arty girl :(
youtube.com/watch?v=l_DPhmGfPRA

Is it true you're on Helper Radio tonight?

doing good thanks lad, tucked under a cosy blanket waiting for dinner.

Hi mate glad you're having a good evening

So hows quarantine going Brit anons?

lezz and nubbers are there too!
how sweet

I've been squeezing all the right people, and it's gotten back to me that Host and Zeus actually are annoyed that Poleaboo's radio is more consistent and longer-lived than theirs. Almost feel sorry for those lads, tbqh.

up and down depending on how many people pay me attention

we're the sultans
the sultans of swing

From friends or family?

got some magners and it has an aftertaste of literal dirt. Don't remember it being this fucking bad desu.

anyone really, friendo.

>She basically feels rejected now
But I said that I had fun and that I wanted to take her out on a second date. That's when I meant to make a move
She hasn't responded to my last message from a few weeks ago, should I message her again and ask for an explanation? Or if she'd be willing to go out again after the lockdown

She told me about the last date she went on and how the guy was awkward and a bit creepy and unattractive, so she cut the date short. She also said how nervous she was about the date so I don't know if she goes out on that many dates or is a slut.

Thank you for understanding mate, that's exactly it. I put so much effort into the whole thing as well, acting more confident and dominant than it's in my nature to be (when she said that she was nervous/awkward I said that I am too, she said 'what do you mean? you're so cocky'). I blew it ffs

I don't think so, we went for bowling and then drinks. If you want a relationship with someone you don't fuck them on the first date. Guess she never wanted a relationship even though it could have been great. I should shut up, I just feel very sad about it
Why am I so sensitive

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Sounds comfy lad, mummy has been walking round in a fluffy blanket all day. What's for dinner?
you too friend. Anything fun planned?
I'd be really self conscious talking on skype with my parents in the house. After lock-down I'll go on something

>irish cider
own fault really lad

When that lass said you should thank Sweden for the war I lost it

>Anything fun planned?
getting high and watching tv same as yesterday

I get that, keep your head high user

>But I said
What you say really doesn't matter much.

Adult relationships begin with sex. You aren't a teenager anymore. Shag first, commitment afterwards. Take it as a lesson for next time.

Where were you for the greatest post of all time?

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Hi guys I'm an American but I've recently started identifying as transbrit-cuck. Hows it going? I'm sipping some tea at the moment.

You think the aftertaste is bad, try throwing it back up. That shit stays in the back of your throat for days

business as usual for the NEET gang. The death rate is a bit concerning though.
Cute! have fun lad.
I was bunking off my revision eagerly awaiting the next part

sat on my arse reading /britfeel/

my dear plump, i miss you so much and feel very lonely and depressed without you

but its friday i know you will pass by, please give me a sign

your beloved thana

come back come back come back i will be the best erper in the world ! i will be your best friend again

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Deep in the belly, too, of every female is a desire, more ancient than the caves, to be forced to yield to the ruthless domination of a magnificent, uncompromising male, a master; deep within them they all wish to submit, vulnerable and completely, nude, to such a beast. This is completely clear in their fantasies. Our culture, of course, gives little scope to these blood needs of the beauties of our race; accordingly, these needs, frustrated, tend to express themselves in neurosis, hysteria, and hostility. It hurts terribly to be whipped and branded and yet, because of these things, you, a woman/girl, stand wonderfully and vulnerable in awe of Me, your Master. What thrills you is not the whip, not the iron, not the pain, but masculine domination. It is that to which you, unknown to yourself, are responding. What is not important is whether your Master whips you or not, but that you know He is fully capable of whipping you, and will, if you are not pleasing

Words matter

>Shag first, commitment afterwards
Decent people don't do that

kys fat retard

On the other side of my front room.
I dragged the desk closer to the radiator a couple of years ago.

I had some thatchers yesterday and when I went to the shop today they didn't have the cardboard 4 pack so I just grabbed something else. Regret it now.

Yeah the death rate is a bit intimidating, the extra extension seems like the right move

got some risotto for dinner, what about you?

gonna construct some kind of bacon cheeseburger. Enjoy, lad.

What happened to SSanon and Marko?

Life as normal desu.
How's it going on lockdown?
Are you even locked down whereever you are?

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Is thatchers any good? Never tried it

any fellow gigachads itt?

Fedora act like they are 'above' sex with their non sexual relationships. As if only barbarians would be interested in having sex in a relationship

It's probably the best of the regular canned cider you can get at the shop.

>any fellow gigachads itt?
alri

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Emotional intimacy>sex tbf

Yeah, britfag here. Mostly a digital college course and supermarket work so my schedule hasnt changed too much. Not being able to go out with friends or gf is a bummer though

found a cute new slice of life romance manga

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