What are your thoughts on the YouTube sensation, Boogie2988?

He's basically Cartman in adult form

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how often does he take a shit? or does all the food all get stored inside for an indefinite period. I wouldn't be able to live knowing all that shit is inside me. fuck just thinking about it makes me want to go on a fasting.

Could you imagine having gay sex with this beast? Just picture it, you're both in a motel room and he bends over. You walk up to him and struggle to pull down his large pants. You attempt to spread his buttcheeks to give him a nice rimming but they close shut just when you're able to move them only a little bit. You then use a car jack to separate his large globes of fat. And then... it hits you. The smell of his poorly washed anus rushes against you face, to the point where it blows your hair a little. You can hardly hold in your disgust but you're determined to satisfy him. So instead of tounging his secret ring you decide to try fisting instead. You lunge your fist right into his rectum, you play around in there for a bit. Until you feel something. "Oh god, poop?" you think to yourself but no, you pull your fist out of his mancave and reveal a half eaten turkey leg. Boogie smells this, reaches behind himself, grabs the half digested meat and eats it. He then falls asleep. You decide to go to the bathroom to wash your face in disgust. You look into the mirror asking yourself how it got to this point. You think about the event that just took place. And suddenly you find your hand down your pants, touching you private area. You don't even think about what you're doing. You stimulate yourself to climax and then leave the motel.
And to this day, you're still waiting for a call back.

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they'll never go away at this point

this is now a jack scalfani thread

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He addresses his haters too much. And every time I look up one of those video drama essays people make about him on youtube it's always the same shit.
>He tries to come off as a nice, Mr. Rogers type guy
>But actually he makes dirty jokes on stream
>He one time joked about telling a guy to kill himself!
>He lies/exaggerates about his trauma!

Who fucking cares lol. I honestly don't even think he's dishonest. The shit that group of people is offeneded by or upset about baffles me every time I look into it. I feel bad for Boogie, I think he's a good guy who can't take the pressure

I dont care about edrama but this guys just a faggot

>Doesnt have the will power to actually lose weight so gets surgery like a faggot
>Teeth are fucked so he gets surgery still looks like an ugly faggot neck beard
>Wife cheats on him daily and hes probably a lefty, again like a faggot
>Even after "Losing" all that weight he still manages to get fat again
>Pretends to be smart and it honestly wouldnt surprise me if he used to be one of those kids that wears fedoras
HURRY UP AND FUCKING DIE

Jack finna be the king of /fa/

>hes probably a lefty
He only pretends to be a lib to suck up to his fanbase. The man's a registered republican.
Expecting a fat white man to be a liberal is like expecting a fat white woman to be a conservative.

boogie is an inspiration for me. a 45 year old lonely unmarried childless fat loser. dont want that to be me.

my boy ja/ck/ is also /fa/t

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Saw a few of his viral "woah is me/muh abuse/muh mental illness" vids and felt bad for him.
Then I saw some excerpts from his Twitch streams, especially this one:
>youtube.com/watch?v=SRGadd5jxWo
and realized the guy was a manipulative PoS.
Now I hope he dies.

He kinda looks like a Jew, ew

nothing but a manipulative sociopath who uses suicide as a means of getting attention. the sooner he drops dead the better.

fucking piece of shit that became worse over the years
same story as h3h3, but on a larger scale

Of course he does, he's white

I care about Random Youtube Shithead #40245 as much as any other. Not at all.

Wow what an imagination
Originally

Yeah you're right user, that's a sure recipe for immortality

>Wings
>Boogie
>Blade
fuck marry kill

not really a fan, but i support anyone's decision to lose weight and make themselves healthier