GOD DAMMIT I HATE LIVING IN THE SOUTHERN US
EVERY FUCKING WEEK THERES A GOD DAMN CHANCE FOR TORNADOES
AND DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT
>oh sever storms are comfy haha
NO THEY FUCKING ARENT YOU AUTISTS
I DONT WANT THE POSSIBILITY OF A COLUMN OF AIR DESTROYING MY NEIGHBORHOOD EVERY DAMN WEEK
GOD DAMMIT I HATE LIVING IN THE SOUTHERN US
Can't the free market fix it tho
oh sever storms are comfy haha
How?
I cant afford to move and I cant build a weather manipulator that sends the storms to some remote part of the ocean
Quit yer bitchin nigger
Why don't you move to the norf then big boy?
I dont have any god damn money
If i ever get enough Im out of this drug infested asshole of a region
I wish I was an American. I would live in the south over anywhere else. Cannot move there because I do not have any money, or a degree. Maybe I could commit marriage fraud
>t.brit
The South sucks m8
Its too fucking hot, there's nothing to do other than meth and codeine, hurricanes and tornadoes can destroy your town
There arent seasons either its just mild summer and blazingly hot summer
Remover god hates the southern United tpstaes, and 70% of the worlds tornados happens in the same corridor
Tornado alley isnt even in the South
May as well be since every pissing week theres more severe weather
where are you? im in the south and dont experience this. just move user.
I visited a few years ago and I loved it. I am not too fond of the hot weather but apart from that I enjoyed it. You guys have great land/trails for horse riding. I ride English but it was the first time I tried western riding and it was fun af. My friend who I was visiting also took me hunting which was great. America has a lot of issues, but you guys have some great land over there. Take advantage of it. We do not have much over here.
Build your house out of cement and not plywood for once, maybe you'll stop complaining
Oh yes VISITING is cool
Living here fucking sucks
Florida Panhandle
Oh yeah concrete thats magical pixie dust that can protect us from this
>oh but user El Reno type tornadoes are rare herpy derpy dol
>Panhandle
i'm literally 2 hours away from you
go to sleep user its almost 7 am. are you a neet?
>live int place called fucking TORNADO ALLEY
>build your house out of cardboard
why do burgers do this
I woke up at 4 AM
>neet
Arent we all supposed to be neets right now?
I was there for 2, 3 month trips. I was on a career break at the time. I wish I could trade places with you
The tornadoes will BTFO pretty much everything, so they use cheap stuff that they can throw up before the next tornado comes.
It'd be really expensive to make a house that could survive trees and trucks being slammed into it at 100MPH+.
>It'd be really expensive to make a house that could survive trees and trucks being slammed into it at 100MPH+.
Yeah but you'd only have to do it once
Man its not even hard to move to the US
If you can do anything worth a damn you can get a work visa
>Arent we all supposed to be neets right now?
eh, people are still going to school and working online.
hopefully we can both leave this shitty state someday user. im gonna sleep now. ill probably wake up at 5 pm desu, goodnight fellow floridian
Then move to Montana or Wyoming, its like the south but without all the diversity and shitty weather, it does get cold though.
I want to move to Maine but there are no jobs in Maine
Anywhere in New England would be cool really
>anything worth a damn
>stable hand
Lmao. Never gonna happen. Marriage is the only way i think
Yeah, but if you could spend the money to get a weird looking tornado-proof house in tornadoville, you could just move out of tornadoville instead.
Pay me and I'll marry you long enough to get you here
Why isnt this an industry?
I have about 15,000 gbp in savings. Not sure how long the American would need to be married for but I doubt it would be worth it for them. I think I remember it being three years? Not bothered to check
3 years yeah
Pretty sure you can just be "married" and live separately
What are they gonna do?
Check up on you every month?
Good point. I might try that at some point. Worst that would happen to me is I get banned from the country. For the American, I think it is jail time