What's the hottest thing you've ever seen, anons?

What's the hottest thing you've ever seen, anons?
Heroic difficulty:
>you saw in person but weren't directly involved in or it (i.e, seeing your stepsister naked)
Legendary difficulty:
>actually did something physical, usually sex

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hottest thing i can remember seeing was either a chick stripping naked on the street or the time my friends gf and a girl i was into started making grabbing each others bodies while wearing short shorts and tank tops. ive also had sex many times whihc was pretty hot.

Having a woman moan "breed me~" during sex. I've never felt such an animal rush before. I just destroyed her that night, I must have repainted her insides entirely.

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I peeped on a female friend getting fucked at a party.

She was petite and qt, and was getting railed by this huge chubby and hairy dude, and was pretty rough about it (at least in the eyes of a virgin like me).

But I started crying in the walk back home, realizing I actually had feelings for her. So its a memory with a mix of lewdness, cuckoldry and depression.

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cute jap hooker in shinjuku punching me in the face and calling me a nigger with my dick inside of her
first she was apprehensive but i tipped her and said it was okay to hurt me as much as she wanted
would have been hotter if she laughed while doing it (and hit me harder than she did) but hearing her moan from the gut with each thrust made me cum really fast

One of the first times my gf pegged me and was way rougher/more dominant than usual, like on another level. Incredibly hot and will always remember it, though I generally only like being roughed up a little bit.

you don't have a gf
you got fucked in the ass by a man
nasty faggot

>But I started crying in the walk back home, realizing I actually had feelings for her. So its a memory with a mix of lewdness, cuckoldry and depression.

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You're right, we're married now

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i held hands oncee :)

I've had my share, for a cyborg.
>black stacy feeling me (a 16yo lanklet incel) up from behind while I'm sitting at the lunch table, and she's casually chatting with a friend of hers
>have a lot of vague memories of negresses flirting with me but I always assumed it was a prank
>had a fat, slutty arthoe coworker when I was in retail who couldn't keep her little hands off me, I always ignored her advances
>she once wrapped her arm around mine like you see in movies and walked with me and I just let her do it, I didn't even care
>big, socked stacy feet sole to sole with my own while I teased her about said feet
>bare little fembot feet crossed elegantly in my lap
>adorable short girl wearing my favorite shirt like a night gown
>same girl hugging me from behind and lightly biting my shoulder while I played vidya
>have been given fuck-me eyes on a few occasions, in one instance by a girl with a condom in her mouth
>had my face humped by a very wet innie pussy
>choked a girl and made her go ahegao

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I dunno. My mother and sister pretty regularly walk around in just their underwear. It happens a lot though so it's lost some of the appeal.

Am friends with a lesbian couple, they asked me for help them have kids. That was pretty hot on it's own, but hotter than that was them being cutesy and lovey dovey together like a couple while both pregnant by me.

Only regret was not being able to bang them after they got pregnant, I was fapping constantly during that time and just imagining doing stuff with them while pregnant still gets me off.

>cyborg
You're literally just a chad fuck off

I was in Phoenix. It was 110 degrees out, and i saw a car in a parking lot.

its hard to remember since many of them were drunk memories but
>blackout in apartment complex and qt from upstairs comes to watch a movie with me and ends up cuddling me and we end up fucking
>cucked a dude with his gf on her birthday a few hours after i met him
>had sex in my car in crowded parking lot in middle of the day where people were walking around the whole time, no tint
>the first time my virgin gf really wanted my dick beyond normal during our second trip somewhere
lot more but cant remeber off top of head

My senior year of high school, I went to an awards ceremony that my city school district held. I was nominated for some community service I did, alongside my girlfriend and one of my really hot friends. I picked them all up in my car, and after the ceremony I asked my friend to drive home so I could fuck my girl in the back. Surprisingly, she agreed and drove my car around the city while I had the best sex of my life with my cutie blonde girlfriend in the backseat. My only regret is not making it a threesome at some point because we almost got pulled over.

Unironically held hands with a girl for the first time recently. Felt so nice.

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>this many normalniggers
why

One time, I found myself taking a shower with two of my (older) (female) (hot) cousins.

I have no idea how the fuck this happened and I wish I remembered how it went down.
I bet their mother, my insane narcissistic aunt, was somehow responsible. She's done stranger things.

user, I'm far from a chad. I'm not even brad and I have big sad.
Con't'd:
>stacy who looked like Miranda Cosgrove grabbing my arm in the first day of public speaking and telling me I was going to be her conversation person
>she was a bro hoe and we ended up being good friends
>held hands with fingers interlocked in public
>gave a girl a back rub while she laid on top of me
>fingered a girl's mouth and played with her tongue and made her gag
>fed same girl ice cream while she sat in my lap
>was asked if I wanted a kiss (the demure way she said it instantly got my dick hard)
>had a girl I was orbiting send me a pic of her tongue (I have a mouth fetish, which she was aware of) while she was on a date with her bf
>had a chad "friend" who looked like Hitler's poster child and fucked with me relentlessly
>hung out with him because had cool shit, got to know him, and sabotaged his relationship with the tall stacy I mentioned earlier
>light skinned negress with a fat ass who asked for my snapchat
>short haired tomboy qt I used to work with teasing me for blushing around her (was a virgin at the time)
>got a dumb busty girl to touch her elbows together
>had a cheerleader slap my ass
>was good friends with the valedictorian of my school, who was sweet and very beautiful (but not fuckable, it felt wrong to jack off to her)
I've got more if you guys want them. They're all true, boys.

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>haha I'm not a chad i have le depression
>anyway here's another page of reasons i'm a chad

I'm so glad you asked, user. I've got Mr Brightside playing and I can do this all night.
Con't'd again:
>used to live in the ghetto, our next door neighbor was a thick, trashy 8/10 blonde who wanted to /ss/ me
>used to rub my shoulders and flirt with me
>when I was a teenager my mom's trashy alcoholic friend with a tramp stamp also wanted to fuck me
>used to perv on my friend's sister who looked like Emily Bloom
>different friend's sister was an 8/10 skinny blonde, who was a dyke but always liked talking to me
>have been told my voice is masculine, strong, and soothing (her words)
>making a girl cum with my hands and hearing her softly whimpering my name

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I just dunno why you guys pretend to have anything in common with us. It's dumb.

you have fucked more girls than I have spoken to in my entire life, please go to /soc/ or something

A girl walked into the boys bathroom to buy weed from some guy between classes and stopped to watch me pee, only time a girl that wasn't a doctor or my mother have saw my pp

Nothing too explicit.
>chilling with a girl who liked me back in hs
>we were talking to each other way closer than personal space
It was worth it bros.
>a girl asks to send me sex pics
I turned it down because of a few red flags. Still kv to this day.

>one female colleague calling another a big girl.
You guys have no idea. It took a lot of effort to keep a straight face.

Nothing remotely similar to anything in this thread has ever happened to me nor will it ever happen to me.

tell me about the trashy neighbor. I need to self insert before I kill myself

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They like to pretend they're robots because they think it makes them interesting.

My boyfriends smile and happiness

want to know how I know you're a male?

Excuse me while I die a little inside.

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When my girlfriend leg-locked me so I pull out while she said "I love you".
I dont know why but having her hold me in when I tried pull out to nut was really hot

Failed normie here. Here's what the best sex I ever had was like:
>Made my ex horny by massaging her and playing with her tits
>She wanted it so badly that I end up putting it in before I'm fully erect
>Tells me my dick is big
>Makes me go full-mast
>Tells me that she can feel me getting bigger and she's about to cum
>As the first shiver runs down her spine, I go harder
>She cums so much that her body gets sensitive all over
>Lick and suck her nipples while I'm still giving it to her rough
>By the time I'm done, she'd cum so much that she couldn't speak for a good 5 minutes

The only way it could have been perfect was if she had been on the pill so I could fill her up