/britfeel/

Tfw 42inch chest

I've spent all day looking at pictures of cute Asian girls and I feel really lonli now

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Would she consider pegging a bloke? I'm curious what the answer would be.

*starts walking on the ceiling*

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You can get an asian gf. I'll hook you up one day.

Truly pathetic.

How can you call yourselves men?

I'm horny anons

>he doesn't play mind games

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man writes essay on toast just as the thread ends

*powerbombs Nubs into the thread, shattering her already crooked spine, before turning to the Lez and hitting her square in the face with some brass knuckles*

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Based. Fuck foids.

Is that a lesbian super power?

>I have got proper fat recently though

How fat's fat fren.

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youtube.com/watch?v=HwRL1LNVTLI
for /arelass/

I would yes. Not for any sort of sexual gratification though

I'm legit curious about the lesbian mind, lad.

*teaches pet Apu to play the bass part to War Pigs*

Based, the only tits allowed in /britfeel/ are man tits.

youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw
for /arevince/

About 105kg fat.

You better have not stopped clappin'

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Out of kindness, or what?

What exactly would you like to know fren?

Definitely not kindness. Would just want him to feel inferior to me.

thanks fren. One day.

*watches in shock and awe as Vince turns his attention on the Nonces and starts handing out stunners by the dozen*

>want him to feel inferior to me.
You're telling me there's nothing sexual about that?

Not to me no. It would satisfy me but not in a sexual way.

What could possibly be interesting about that?

>seething the lez is getting more attention than them
>haven't considered the possibility they're just boring cunts

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*smacks you upside the head with an 8inch brass replica of his penis*

Do you ever stroke your cock casually without wanting to masturbate or come whilst you're doing something else?

>woman gets attention
truly a jawdropping revelation

what if people still think you're cringe when you commit sudoku?

Thinkin' back, thinkin' of you
Summertime, think it was June
Yeah, think it was June
Laying back, head on the grass
Chewing gum, having some laughs
Yeah, having some laughs

You made me feel like the one
You made me feel like the one
The one
You made me feel like the one
You made me feel like the one
The one

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I like abnormality. What can I say?

As I was saying to you and the gay lad the other day, there's definitely an element of denial to all this. His own sources confirmed it.

I know I'm going to get seethed for this... And I cna accept that... But... The Poley radio tonight was quite funny in places.

The Swedish girl was good as an antagonist figure.

Imagining Nubs getting fucked by her carer/companion while lezzer rides her face.

I need to coom lids

who here smoking dat weed?

>woman is more interesting than him

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Why would a male feel inferior when you're using the 1 thing he has that you wish you had?

I chuckled at them all a lot. At them.

Fuck knows lad, I have a complicated relationship with men (fully acknowledge that my childhood trauma likely had an impact on my sexuality) so maybe there is something there but am too fucked in the head to deal with it. Dont really care desu

she's got a fanny so in a room full of men that's obviously the case

Post ye strapon lezz

Hope this gem of a song will cheer you up, as I know you like your hiphop
m.youtube.com/watch?v=CSEd1WYqwzE

Just finished smoking it, sorry. Did you want some
*holds out a small bag of weed*
you can have some if you want.

I mean... having anything shoved up your arse is pretty demeaning lad.

Threadly reminder that gays, straights and lezzers dont exist, it's all a big grey area

reet here laddy third bowl of the night

do you guys like spam?

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You just want to shag her lad, get it off your chest

Hawaiian pls go

You're a giant fanny so why aren't I interested in you?

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I prefer corned beef. Tasty tasty.

This will cheer you up.
youtube.com/watch?v=TlLcTiz_Mmc

Aslo,*teases lezzerlass*

I did turn one lass gay.

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if you didn't have an interest in me you wouldn't still be engaging with me

ooh corned beef hash is one of my favourite comfort food dindins lad

Love it. Add a bit of hendersons relish/worcestershire sauce to the frying pan as you're frying the spam.

>using Comedian images to whiteknight
Nite Owl would have been more appropriate for you laddy

Ugh cant stand the stuff. Grew up quite poor and had to eat it 3 nights a week

BABY WANTS TO FUCK

*BREATHES*

BABY WANTS TO FUCK

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phwoar that sounds good, I will give that a go

>whiteknight
I'm more interested in making you lads feel bad.

*imagines shagging LezzerlezzerLass as she shags nubs*
phwoar/10

because you have nothing of remote value to add to /britfeel/ other than whiteknighting females

Was only joking about the LLL and nubs 3some but got a bit of a stonk on now desu.

...Okay, in fairness, this is quite based.

Well good luck countering all the edibles in my system fella, Im gonna be on Cloud 9 for a while, also
>I'm more interested in making you lads feel bad.
YIKES AND CRIKEY

>/britfeel/
>value

Nubs or lezzer?
*doesn't care*
We need to contact the other.

Wonder what HHL has been up to today

*starts vomiting*
Oh god thats fucking disgusting...
*imagines Poleaboo getting involved too*
BLUUUUUURGHHHHLLLLLLERARGHHHHHHH

got a bit of a tickly throat. must be the 'rona.

Isn't HHL dead now?