Um yes hello, the Boiwife placement agency sent me. You did order a new Boiwife didn't you?

>Um yes hello, the Boiwife placement agency sent me. You did order a new Boiwife didn't you?

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>tfw look like this when I shave but have a smaller penis

God made me a bottom faggot but I'm a straight top

No one cares stop attention whoring

Come to Odessa, Texas and I'll make you into a sub bottom

this shit will never replace a nice comfy gf

uwu thank you

i love real men

Gross bony hips dude needs to squat more and build up his glutes

I very specifically ordered a manhusband, please don't mess this up again.

Agreed, I would recommend squatting on top of something ideally me, twice a day for around 30 minutes each time

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Yes, let's cuddle and read manga together.

gf's offer nothing except constant access to a pussy

Of course, now assume the position

ya but i thought i ordered one with a smaller penis than mine

you know what that means user
you have to be the gf

>tfw my penis isn't even a quarter of that

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Stop making me gay user.I don't want this. I want to be pure.

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You've got no chance, time to lock up that boi clitty

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no you unironically aren't.
stop talking yourself out of it, faggot. when you try it you'll get it.
you guys are the most annoying kind of gays.

have you ever had a femboy gf? I say this a straight leaning bisexual (only attracted to guys like OP's pic, and 95% of my partners have been women), there is honestly something really wonderful about homosexuality. Like, when a guy looks that beautiful, it makes me appreciate my own beauty. Two noble male bodies and souls intertwined in erotic masculine beauty. It made me finally "get" what the Athenians saw in it.

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Sorry meant to say "bf." I'm not delusional.

Be the power bottom you were meant to be.

I've tried toying with my butt before but it feels wierd. I'm scared I might be doing it wrong, and my brush's handle always smells bad after. I do an enema and everything. I'm really paranoid that I'm not clean enough.

No, you guys got it all wrong, I asked for a Bowiewife

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I would prefer cowbowie, thanks

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is only smellz

supremely based, thank you user

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>tfw I've been jerking off exclusively to femboys and twinks for months because of this place
I'm still straight r-right?

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Does it matter, user? Why do you feel you have to be straight?

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I dated a guy who was a femboy but he had a beard. Long blonde hair and he could suck dick like a vacuum cleaner
I found out he was cheating on me with his roommate and I dropped him though

Sorry,youve got the wrong floor. he is downstairs.

>femboy
>beard
In what fucking universe

>only been cooming to femdom and traps