Anyone wanna be my cash-cow

anyone wanna be my cash-cow

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What are the requirements?
Origami

Only if I can pee in your butt.

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anyone that partakes in findom deserves to be burned on a cross

and i wonder why robots hate women hmmm

What will you do for me for me to pay you?
If it's simply existing then no deal

wow i didn't expect this to get so attention im scared...

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I do.
Tell me about yourself.

im uninteresting.
video game nerd, anime watching dweeb, bass guitarist. my gook parents see me as a failure because im hikki tier. bout sums up every user on this website...

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Alrighty, so why would we be your cash cow?

uhhhh, w-what do you want user?

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do you have big mommy milkers

>r9k simping this hard without any proof that it's a female
so fucking pathetic

Are you female?
This is the important part.

come on user lets be real, girl gooks have like a solid 5% chance of getting mommy milkers. im nearly as flat as a board...

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post a pic femanon and will think about it

Not them but I like money and am broke, too.
Still no milkers, though. In fact, I am male(boy)!

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i will give you money for sex and only sex. anything else is worthless

Why even respond then? Wat. You better have a nice boipussi user

>Still no milkers, though. In fact, I am male(boy)!
do u wanna take it to dms or something? im ok with posting a pic but don't want it on 4plebs forever...

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Well my son, in thay case, to quote the Black Mesa VOX announcer:

Access Denied

I won't be your cash cow but I can teach you the way of the hikki, that is to say, I will teach you how to defraud the system and reap monetary rewards and goods in a multitude of ways.

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sheeeit, man
I mean... I suppose. I shave everywhere, but I'm also a spic, so it kinda cancels out :p

teach me how to do that instead of this whore op

If I could afford it, I'd pay (YOU) user. Everyone who belongs here ought to know of knowledge

>If I could afford it, I'd pay (YOU) user. Everyone who belongs here ought to know of knowledge
im interested user....

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Alright young one, I will indoctrinate you as a member of INCEL. Drop your Discord and I will bestow upon you years of arcane knowledge of thievery, of lies and of methods to obtain any good you want provided.

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a-anyone wanna be my cashfag?
I'll be mean

user, you should make an invite only server or something, would be mildly interesting.
t. yetanotherweeb#2337

very well, inform me user...
beyondrational#2883

vroombeep#0854

desperate neet cuckolds trying to steal my informant

I am going to make a Discord server, I'll add you both in a bit, give me awhile