What's the biggest secret you're currently holding from your parents

Same as except I'm single. They keep asking me when I'll get a gf and stuff.
It's really weird being asked out every now and then, though, couse I have to go out or interact with some girl I have almost no interest in.
I could just reject them outright, but they're usually too nice. I can't just hurt them then and there :c
>wouldn't share with anons
Literally no one around browses this stupid Afghani heroine addict image board, just leave out the most detailed parts so no one can ever track it back to you.

i won a decent sized jackpot at a casino when my dad talks about money being tight for awhile now.
sure i could drop a few thousand, but i dont think its necessary. they live in a house bigger than what they need.

id be fine if they never found out.

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psst. here's something.
looking back, i shouldnt have came out to my parents until i had a significant to introduce them too,, or tell them about. i felt like i had to them, because i hated lying to them. but in reality, they didnt need to know and i dont think i was ready. cheers.

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That I am only a NEET because I am waiting as long as I can until I die of organ failure or suicide.

I am also using their money to keep me entertained until then. They buy me games and will hopefully buy me the Xbox Series X.

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I would get into jail for that so what about the second biggest?
I dressed up in my mothers clothes and underwear at home when I was in high school. I never wanted to fuck men though.

fpbp. /threads

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I hate myself and the human race, i fuckin hate my mom especially
She's the reason my life is a nightmare and i have no future

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I'M SMOKING DMT

that i know the only reason they havent divorced yet is because of me and my sister. after we moved out, they'll split up.

i dont want mommy and daddy to be apart.

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I only chose to go to art& design school to pick up chicks. there happy I chose something after I flunked out of regular college