Would you date a girl who invades your personal space and clings onto you like flies on shit?

Would you date a girl who invades your personal space and clings onto you like flies on shit?

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If she listens when I tell her to knock it off I would.

Depends on how clean she is. It also depends on her understanding some situations require distancing, like work.

I think that sound's cute, why wouldn't I date a girl like that?

She even follows you to the bathroom and watch you do your business.

My mom has a dog like that, every time I go to her house I have to hold back from smacking the shit out of it.
I mean, fuck. I like dogs, but I don't want one up in my shit for every second.
I guess it would be the same for a female like that too, I'd probably end up hitting her.

I'd just lock the door, does she not have friends or something?

yes only if I actually liked her

Then she'd start crying and pound on the door until you come out

id handcuff her in the basement every time I had to take a shit, easy

yea i'm dating one rn
she got mad at me for posting my arm on a server

Absolutely.
I'll never understand why people hate clingy girls.

I am so fucking sick of girls ignoring me, never speaking to me unless I initiate, and taking no interest in any part of my life

Abso-fucking-lutely, where do I find one of thse? Even self-proclaimed clingy femanons get bored of me after a couple hours

Is she short and cute so I can pick her up when she cries?

>Would you date a girl who invades your personal space and clings onto you
This is the only sort of girl I date

Depends. I m no one's property. I m the one in charge here, nobody threats into doing something just to decrease her jealousy (check my personal data, force me into leaving ecchi anime/figures/etc).

i.e. a girl who actually likes me and enjoys my company? yeah

Absolutely not, that sounds beyond awful, I cant stand people that want to be around me all the time, in fact that would be infuriating

This is practically relationship goals for me.

I wouldn't mind.
So long as it doesn't feel fake, or she doesn't disgust me.

I have very low self esteem, so having a gf attached to the hip would be the best thing to happen to me.

Why does it matter if I would date a girl like this when a girl like this wouldn't date me? They still want Chad anyway.

Fuck no. I enjoy my alone time and my tastes are far too patrician for your average woman

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Maybe. Ideally I'd like a gf with no friends like me and we could just have eachother

Nope.
Nobody is that interesting, cute or sexy that you can be bothered to have them around you 24/7.

Only if she let me have at least 2 hours of "me time" a day.
Aside from that, I dont give a shit.

i only wish she did
usually im the clingy one so i want to feel what the opposite feels like

Yes. As long as she didn't have to be talking all the time and we can just enjoy each other's presence in silence.

I want a gf like that. Why wouldn't I? I don't do shit.

Yes but she's not real and you're just larping

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I have. It was terrible. I have plenty of stories, but the worst was when we just started dating and I hadn't made very clear boundaries yet. She walked 2 hours in the middle of the night to my place. She drank a bunch of the cider I was brewing on the back porch and fell asleep there. I woke up to her chatting jovially with my roommates at the breakfast table. Everyone acted super normal, but I was pretty freaked out by her complete lack of boundaries. I don't think my roommates realized that she hadn't been invited. I went back to bed and did not invite her to join me. Do not recommend.

If she wanted to cuddle while at it, yes.

Yes. I would rape her a lot though

where can i find a girl like this
just one that wont leave me for dollar bills

Like a yandere gf?