American NEET fembot living with parents

American NEET fembot living with parents.

Cannot get money from the stimulus checks even though I am a dependent, because I am over 18.

What are you doing to get money from the government?

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>American NEET fembot
based
now we should get married
and you get me greencard

Die roastoid, go get low level male attention on r/lonelywomen or some shit.

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How about I give you some other form of stimulus you worthless dirty bitch I could keep you in constant climax if you'd accept my offer

stop being mean to my future wife you bastards

cool story babe

now make me a sandwich

i'll give you $10 if you shit your pants and film it
You have to show me the shit by removing your pants and exposing your pussy and asshole covered in shit as proof that you did it.

Yikes, you incels are depraved!
Speaking of incels, have you heard of the plan to castrate all incels and put them to work as eunuchs in the civil service? It worked out pretty well in the Ming Dynasty, and it's a great idea who's time has come again! Pic related

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Make an onlyfans you decrepit whore.

not good motivation when theyre objectively inhaling cock no strings attached right now

sell your nudes dumb bitch

Pls I seriously need help I have barely any money and cannot get it from the govt apparently. Does anyone know any alternatives to get a government check?

I could try and have thought about getting onlyfans but really I am too shy I do not know how I would even get followers or customers

Move in with me and claim disability.

>American NEET fembot living with parents.
Ah, I want a NEET girlfriend so bad...
>Cannot get money from the stimulus checks even though I am a dependent, because I am over 18.
Is that how it works? I thought everyone was getting it. I know people who don't even need it who got it.
>What are you doing to get money from the government?
When I file taxes, I give the government my direct deposit number. They put it in my bank account.

OP, just exactly how overweight are you?

I am a bit chubby but I think it is distributed in a way to not be too bad

No, I cant get it because I am over 18 as a dependent, and if I were working I could but I do not work and therefore am not a taxpayer and wont get any money from them

mommy sit on my face

If you didn't file your taxes for 2018/2019 you might still be able to get it through the irs portal, I don't think it matters if you were working or not
irs.gov/coronavirus/economic-impact-payments

hi jay how u doing dog

Thank you, I started filing for the Non taxpayer, and then there is a disclaimer that If I am claimed on someone else tax return, I will not be eligible for Economic Impact Payment.
May dad has me listed on his tax return of course so I am not eligible for this, and also cannot get money because I am too old for a dependent

>dad has me listed on his tax return of course so I am not eligible
Yeah you won't get it then sorry user. Best case scenario if you filed independent for your 2020 tax return you would get a tax credit for it then (allegedly)

Try getting a diagnosis for some mental disorder, even if you have to fake it.

Yeah I figured I probably wont get it then. No I think my dad will file me as a dependent so I cant do that. Thank you very much for trying to help me

I did get diagnosed with depression, but that was almost 10 years ago, and I had completely stopped going for medicine and appointments after my first two, and that was about 10 years ago

be my wife femanon you filthy slut.

I work 6 months a year for my parents and live at home. I make less than 6k and I got 1200 bucks in my account today. Didn't expect anything. My sister does my taxes online so I suppose I was setup through that

No problem, I got screwed out of my trumpbux too. Fucking blows

I had this happen to me, too. I'm also overweight and working it off. Already lost 70 lbs. $1200 is nothing to fret about, though. I have to pay my grandmother's retarded credit card bills every year which is like $4000.

Get off my board slutoid, this isnt discord.
Shutup
Pic related is you.

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>Cannot get money from the stimulus checks even though I am a dependent, because I am over 18.

Same, zoomers are the most oppressed race. I owe a Canadian guy $250 and I need to pay him.

How'd they jew you, make too much?!

i think i won this one because ive been NEET for around 8 months but i worked for half of the year last year and im too old to be claimed as a dependent since im not a student.
i have nothing i want to spend my 1.2k on though.