Keeping the flame alive edition
Rules:
1. Talk about your waifu
2. Be devoted to your one and only waifu
3. Let waifuism improve your life
4. Be nice!
5. Have a great time!
6. Be a fren, promote frenship
Waifu General /waifu/ #340
Ryder Price
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Dominic Davis
Reminder that nonvirgins can't be true waifufags.
Noah Diaz
Last thread: Woke up this day and biked instead of driving. Little things to be more healthy for waifu.
(Seriously considering buying a daki, but it won't arrive until late June...
I almost had a breakdown yesterday because of how much I wanna be with her. She's perfection.
Daniel Taylor
I feel like every time I make a post like this, it always turns out samey. It's hard to find a unique way to saying how much I love Asuka, but just know that my little coconut means the world to me.
Nathan Thomas
Things ended up alright with the comic and my adorably smug edgelord husbando. My one complaint is, I still don't have proof he canonically does NOT love Akali. But for now, I'm happy with what we got. I'd feared it would be a lot worse...
Gavin Kelly
>How clingy / susceptible to jealousy is your waifu/husbando? (How'd you able to ease their possible fears?)
very. i always imagined that jonathan would be very possessive of a partner once he realizes they truly love him. he's not a one-and-done sort of person.
>How would the house chores be handled between the two of you?
i don't think we would have certain jobs that either one of us takes care of, or any planning, really. if it needs to get done, one of us will get it done, or we can do it together. i really like imagining us doing dishes together. it's just one of those sweet, comforting, domestic things.
>What's their preference on games?
jonathan isn't the type for video games, but i'd love to show him some of my favorite horror games.
>Would your waifu/husbando rather dance at dawn or dusk?
dusk! we usually sleep through the dawn.
>What if they went to you talking about starting a family?
that isn't in our plans.
John Harris
I will never stop loving Alice Liddell.
Wyatt Sullivan
Enjoying day off with waifu
Blake Ross
I'll take this one. Should be alright.
Dylan Cook
thatll be 54.99
do you have a store card
Gavin Roberts
TFW realizing I am to /lolg/ what Charafag is for these threads.
Straitjackets are kino. Kayn would be so fucking adorable in one.
Do you think his possessiveness is hot? I know Kayn can be very possessive and holy SHIT he is fucking HOT when he is.
Carter Martin
No, but i have pirate's discount.
Daniel Jones
Chara and I love each-other a lot!
Today, our love is based in our mutual anger towards people outside our system.
Our immediate goal is to train me (Variable) to be less kind about other people's beliefs and feelings.
The way we see it, other people haven't done anything for us that would earn them the kindness and charity of being fed correct views. So with that in our conscious minds, we're training me to accept it, internalise it, and stop caring so much that other people are wrong - because frankly, they deserve to be.
Connor Phillips
I want to just snuggle with Chara so much, I want to share my chocolate with her as we listen to some Iron Maiden.
Samuel Evans
Ah, good idea. I can do that AND have her help fix my personality. Good thinking, Charaposter
Colton Anderson
you niggers are really starting to make me hate undermeme on a fucking passionate level
Adrian Thompson
Good, you deserve that feeling. Focus on it and let it burn you from the inside.
Dominic Lewis
Hey I'm usually pretty positive. I just love Undyne.
The charafag(s?) tho.
Also the UT fanbase has always been fucking garbage.
Nathaniel Jenkins
I understand feeling that way about Variable, but why for Undynefag and new Charafag? They've done nothing wrong, not that I know of at least.
Jace Martinez
I think what they're talking about is overexposure.
There have been many things that I once slightly enjoyed but began to hate because of overexposure.
Connor Jenkins
Exposure is how you cope with PTSD.
Nicholas Clark
She finally made it to 3D meatspace, friends... Now I just have to go find her.
Blake Diaz
EYY BOK BOK I'M WADDLIN ERE
Sebastian Ross
Imagine how easy it would be to rape her. user, you had oughtta keep your waifu safe. The world is a dangerous place, with many dangerous people.
Isaac Edwards
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
TELL ME
Jonathan Wilson
Niwamaru could probs defeat anyone in combat if they were shorter than 6'3''. Manlets btfo
Jose Jenkins
She's not exactly a pushover user, at least not when she's against mooks.
To get to the cafe where we're having our date
Benjamin Cook
Cafe's closed due to CoronAIDS
Asher Johnson
Then I guess we'll have to skip the date and just go back home together for quarantine activities.
A question for all you frens, assuming your beloved was real and entered into a relationship with you, are there any concerns or problems you think could pop up in your relationship based on her (or his, I guess) current lifestyle? How would you deal with it? I recently saw something that reminded me how brutal fighting can be, and I feel like I'd worry constantly about her. But I also know how important it is to her, so I couldn't just ask her to give it up. I think that all I could really do is try to get as strong as possible so I could protect her, if it came down to it.
Hunter Smith
It kind of sucks having a wife that can't really defend herself physically. I worry about her any time we go outside.
At least she has some decent pepper spray though. That shit can fuck you up good
Jacob Butler
Good night, hope you all rest well and dream of your waifus.
Benjamin Ward
>are there any concerns or problems you think could pop up in your relationship based on her (or his, I guess) current lifestyle?
Yes, but here is the solution:
>current
There would be a better future waiting for you, if you were a better person. Become that person, and with her/his hands, reach for that future.
Blessed, but surprisingly self-indulgent. I like it.
>Sniffing waifu's ______
intent!
Nostalgia is mind trap. Create a better personal future, using your past as a starting point.
Evan Hill
>What movie would you like to watch with waifu first?
I'm not a big movie person sadly so i'm not sure.
>Would you let waifu put makeup on you? What kind?
Sure, any kind she wanted. I can't really stop her and i'm fine with looking stupid.
>If waifu were an antagonist, what would you have to go through to be with them?
Ran, chen, probably yuyuko and youmu and whoever else she'd manipulate to be in my way. Pretty much i won't even get close to her unless she wants me to.
>What song would you use to describe your relationship?
hmmm i don't listen to a lot of romance songs. maybe this youtube.com
>Would waifu want to spoil you with gifts?
Maybe not spoil, but she would probably give me anything i needed since her powers allow for that easily.
>How clingy / susceptible to jealousy is your waifu/husbando? (How'd you able to ease their possible fears?)
I don't see her being that jealous. At most she'd be annoyed by me interacting with someone too much but she'd know i'm hers.
>How would the house chores be handled between the two of you?
I'd definitely do all the chores. It's the least i can do for the chance to live in gensokyo, assuming i'm living at her place.
>What's their preference on games?
I can see her liking management and sim games a lot while giving anything a proper chance. Though i can see us having very different tastes in games as i tend to stick to rhythm and racing games.
>Would your waifu/husbando rather dance at dawn or dusk?
Dusk. Or midnight i'd think. I'm pretty sure she sleeps mostly during the day.
>What if they went to you talking about starting a family?
I'd be completely fine with it. A chance to start a family with your one and only is a dream come true, atleast in my eyes.
I apologize if i don't make sense, I'm very drunk.