It is weirder than you think to be a virgin past 20. Go tell anyone you are a virgin as a grown adult and they WILL judge you for it. To be kissless? Hugless? Never even had a girlfriend in your entire life? I need you to realize how fucking weird that is. Only 5% of men over 25 are virgins. There is no explaining that away with bs like "oh nobody really cares that much anyways", which is a complete lie. You should know how to pleasure a woman at that age, and do it well. If not, you are not an attractive partner. Sorry. Too late. And you do have friends, right? Because the average american has 3 close lifelong friends. Three. You have NONE? Do you not realize how much of a fucking freak you are? Unlike on this board, where it is a competition to see who is the most alone, people in real life don't want to be around some freak who has no relationships in his life, not even friendships. Huge red flag, it means you cannot treat people well. Sorry, that's just how it goes. Try not being a fucking freak.
It is weirder than you think to be a virgin past 20...
>writes a 200 word essay
We congregate here because many of us understand all too well. Just know that I'll never judge you or anyone else for being a khv even though I'm not.
>Only 5% of men over 25 are virgins
>the average american has 3 close lifelong friends
Those are the important parts
I am 20 and all of those things and nobody cares. I'm pretty open about it, when coworkers talk about sex and stuff I am not afraid to say I cant relate and I've literally never kissed a girl, they don't seem to judge me for it. If they do then that sucks for them
Hahahaha You fucking moron, OP. Do you think I give a shit? I could die right now and I woulnd't care at all. Why do you think what some random normie thinks of me will be of any importance to me at all?
Congratulations man, you will never sleep with any of your female coworkers. Nice one. And yes, I guarentee jokes are made about you either when you aren't there, or subtly to your face and you are too autistic to realize. And it doesn't suck for them, its hilarious for them. Its a joke.
is this one of those threads where OP larps as some random normie who magically found this place and needs to dispel some wisdom
>implying any true robot isn't already acutely aware of this
What is the point of this post again?
Also this:
>it means you cannot treat people well
is massive bullshit and false equivalency. Just because you're a virgin or loner doesn't mean you're a piece of shit human being. I am a decent human being, although a broken one. I know numerous utter pieces of human garbage that have plenty of success in romance and sexual endeavours.
Not having any friendships in your life shows other people that you are either boring as shit or you are simply not capable of maintaining a bond with another human.
And you genuinely think I give a shit about what you or other normalfags like you think? lurk more, faggot.
eat shit and die, autist
i'm 23
I work with a lot of waitresses and baristas who are highschool/college girls and all very attractive (or they wouldn't get hired) and they all tease me constantly about it. I'm pretty sure I could bang any one of them if I showed any sign of not autistically shutting down when they flirt with me. If you are get teased about it at work or by your friends or something it's probably because they want to bang you.
>you only have two years past highschool to convince a woman to have sex with you, and if you do this you magically become a relatable and sympathizable person
I make friends very easily because it's easy to be friendly, romance just develops because of an interest beyond that starting point
I am just too selective in who I call my friends, I suppose. That idea is bound by time and circumstances. My "friends" last year aren't the same "friends" this year. And so on.
>they all tease me constantly about it. I'm pretty sure I could bang any one of them
You poor innocent bastard. Those high school/college aged girls get drier than the sahara when they think about having to TEACH you how to pleasure them. Kek. They have probably been getting railed by 30 year old chads who know their way around their nubile bodies like the back of their hand. That is what young girls do now btw, they go for older more experienced men who can fuck their brains out. You have literally no chance.
What the fuck do I do when this is the case? I always bail. Always. It's a constant cycle.
Find new friends, get attatched, realize I don't deserve any good things, fight with everyone and then ghost them or block them forever. If I ever see them anywhere else I immediately leave.
Soon there won't be many places where I can go anymore. The noose is tightnening.
Can you please write more of these? I really want to kill myself and can't stand living anymore, please send me more of these paragraphs I beg you.
>Find new friends, get attatched, realize I don't deserve any good things, fight with everyone and then ghost them or block them forever.
You raelly can't tell, in this sequence of behaviors, which one you should work on changing? Maybe the one where you suddenly turn into a faggot and fight with them for no reason. Stop doing that.
>voluntarily letting others know about your virginity status
>in this age of red flag laws enabled by mass hysteria over incels and mass shootings
>ever
Congrats, you just gave them a weapon to legally torture you to death with. Even if those factors weren't relevant, there is no reason such a topic should come up since normal people don't go around quizzing each other on their sexual status. In short, if it gets to that point, you already fucked up.
I don't know how I just feel really guilty and realize it's all a fucking lie and they don't even like me anyway. They're just making fun of me so I tell them to fuck off.
>there is no reason such a topic should come up since normal people don't go around quizzing each other on their sexual status
Oh my fucking god, you haven't left your house in years right? No fucking way you are this ignorant. Go work or hang around with 20 somethings and you WILL hear about their sex experiences and they WILL ask you directly about yours. We're not 9 years old anymore, normal people reach an age where its not weird or innapropriate to talk about sex in a casual manner, because to them it is something casual. Easy way to spot a virgin is bringing up sex and watch for who takes it too seriously and acts offended. Girls will even get into graphic details with each other without blinking an eye. You are seriously out of touch, not even joking.
Alright then, you are clearly mentally ill and not deserving of friendships. Sorry.
fucking op write me more paragraphs of how i'm a worthless 20 year old virgin who never kissed a girl and is so repuslive to the female gender, im so unlikable and ugly, please beat me down i fucking want to die i hate this body so much please please please, shit on me more
Have you? I graduated college, worked in a normie office where "sociability" was one of the key criteria for evaluations, and am now going to graduate school. Even in that office known for constant gossip and drama such things were never brought up. The only way this comes up is if you let it, and since it's all under your control, it is entirely preventable. In fact, you implied an excellent course of action for any insecure virgins reading this: do nothing.
God damn it man why is my life the way it is. What did I do wrong? I was on top of the world last year. How did this happen so quickly?
>"oh nobody really cares that much anyways"
I have only been asked if I am a kissless virgin once, so yeah, nobody cares that much
FUCKING CUNT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME KILL MYSELF, NOT GOING TO WRITE HOW IM A FUCKING 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN HUH? NOT GONNA TELL ME HOW PATHETIC I AM AND GOT BULLIED MOST OF MY FUCKING LIFE AND LAUGHED AT FOR MY AUTISM? NOT GONNA SAY ANY WITTY NORMIE PHRASE LIKE " JUST GET BETTER BRO, DONT LET UR BULLIES CHANGE YOUR LIFE" HUH YOU FUCKING INSUFFERABLE FUCKING FAGGOT AND YOUR DUMB REDPILL BULLSHIT, FUCK YOU FUCKING GET ME TO KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW FUUUUCKKKKK
experience, i see
How did you end up choosing the image from the wikipedia article on jack the ripper?
I'm 23 and I still look like I'm 14. I think it's expected of me to be a virgin.
Boy or girl? Nevermind that's not important. Where do you live?