/britfeel/

what a fantastic start ti the thread

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it is only 39 days until my tranniversary my friends

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Just watched 12 Years a Slave there. Lad could have made it easier on himself by calling his book 10 Years a Slave, 1 years a Slave, 5 Minutes a Slave.
Why'd he stretch his slavery out for 12 years just for his book?

Really didn't expect that Apu to last seven rounds in the cage with the gorilla. Really was cheering for that little fella, things really looked good for him in round six but too many blows to the head really put a tilt on his performance. Couldn't watch when the ape clutched that little frog and began to pluck off his limbs one by one. Worth the fifteen quid entrance and the commemorative mug sits nice next to my Chumba Championship cup.

I know this is quite a long shot, but is the user who originally posted the nicholas van hoogstraten documentary still here?

It's my favourite documentary of all time, funny because I was absolutely skint when it was first posted, but now I'm a landlord just like him

youtu.be/0mRgFkg80nw

are you gonna celebrate by necking yourself?

What you must understand is that the tranny only mocks the incel out of deep insecurity. For the tranny is the ultimate fate of the uber-incel, the incel who has so separated himself from the female sex that his only hope of ever being stimulated by a female is to become one himself. He has so put women on a pedestal, not as a fellow human being but as an object of desire, he is willing to sacrifice his (albeit unimpressive) manhood to become one of these supposedly fantastical creatures.
What the trancel does not realize is that, not only do real women have very real problems (and are, in reality, just as disgusting, vain, and insecure as men) but that a tranny is the most despicable of creatures. For he exists in limbo: never accepted by his fellow man for disowning his masculinity, and never seen as a woman except when fully disguised. This disguise can only fool a thirst-blinded man for so long, but in the most bitter irony of all, even the tranny must someday confront the lies he has been telling himself.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is when he becomes a member of the 45% club.

scea is a GINGER CUNT

Anyone got that picture of 'Nubs'?

A gp prescribed me pills, still waiting for my endo to call me :')

SCEA giggling when his polish housemate drunkenly rapes him later because he knows the soup had some spit in it

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>Is the user who recommended the documentary on nicholas van hoogstraten ages ago still here?

>Probably ended up as one of my favourite documentaries ever

>youtu.be/0mRgFkg80nw

>Think scea would enjoy it

interesting...

Armond White that you

Stormzy or Oasis lads?

@57673239
cant believe i wasted my time reading this
terrible thread so far

Does Nubs have XX or XY chromosomes?

What's the deal with the crazy eyelashes?

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I've got a few, yes

i was gonna bake a cake and get drunk. do you want to come to my party?
didn't read tbqh but you can come too if you like :hearts:

fuck off shippy, you vile cat murdering pedo

BLLESSED SHIPPERS!

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lack of self worth

I believe breaking post links is a robot filter evasion.

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lasted longer than the wee apu who took on the hippo last night bless him

Shippy rent your place out to me please. Thanks in advance.

Sound like you're seething. Keep a lid on it.

Got me voddy stocked up lids, managed it in 8 trips to asdas in the Aldridge area. Not bad eh, 12bongs a bottle at the moment

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I just kill them originally

in a bit of a mood to roger a cute boys arse and then fuck his throat tbf lads

For me, it's Sierra springs

Is it SCEA or SECA? Is it okay to just use whichever?

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>06 Jun 2018
Ok

Liver pate.

>the post

In 2016 I had an external HDD that I stored random documents and schoolwork on. I also, for some reason, decided it was a good idea to store shitloads of porn on it.

I have no idea where that harddrive is now, Every now and then I remember this fact, and the fact that if someone does find it and plugs it in, they'll find documents that link it back to me and a lot of porn.

It could be absolutely anywhere.

This evening is one of the evenings in which I worry about it.

imagine lying on Yas Forums for attention
>I wasn't pretending the picture was mine
>I was just trolling

What happened to our country lads? Everything seems to be getting worse.

look it's the beastars nonce lmao

If you don't know what it stands for then fuck off newfag. SECA doesn't even make sense.

As much as I always enjoy voddy or whisky, my drink of choice will always be the cheapest version of Baileys I can find in a supermarket.

I've held on to every phone and hdd i've ever owned. I'll either keep hold o them forever so when I die someone is in for a shock or I'll destroy them one day.

i'm pretty good today actually, user. makes a nice change. what sort of a day are you having?
ah better than nothing then. i've heard of people struggling to get patches around here too but i never had a problem with gel

All that CP with your very name on it.

>Every now and then I remember this fact

I'll bet you do. Ticking time-bomb my mate.

What kind of porn is it? I used to have a HDD that was chock full of pretend incest porn.

Just finished my last beer, had a bit of weed too. Now gonna get womfy before that Quiz series comes on at 9, also gonna have some garlic bread. Might have a few more beers when I get back home if I'm in the mood.

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poor lass. I'd cuddle her pic related style.

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You are fucking bipolar, Britfeel! First you tell me to shut up about the personalities, then you insult me for not knowing about them!

I WANT WEED LAD
where do you live? can you get me some?

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Phwoarrr treat yerself HHL, why don't you give that lad from the social club a bell and see if he wants to come over? Might even be worth picking up a bottle of voddy or something on your way home

Use the archive like any self-respecting newfag would

How many did you have helper? you steamed like asparagus?

Disappointed to see that HHL does weed and drinks beer. I thought he was too pure for that.

shut up cunt, the lad was only asking a question

Just say concrete pourer

I don't respect myself. That is a prerequisite for posting here.

Limp wrist beta made this post

buy it online pal, piece off piss and tons of guides exist

As long as he's not wasting his money on it it's ok.

It's pretty vanilla porn to be honest, not anything illegal or crazy.

It's just the sheer amount of it on there.