>I'm a 27 year old virgin
>brother is a 39 year old virgin
What a re the fucking chances of having 2 turbo virgins under the same roof? Did my mom just fuck up?
I'm a 27 year old virgin
Benjamin Ramirez
Jacob Gonzalez
Nah, you both seek greater power than anyone can expect
In 3 years, you will be as great of a wizard as your bro
Also, losing virginity after marriage is the purest love possible
Elijah Fisher
At least you got it better than me
>I'm a 23 yo virgin
>Brother is a 15 yo Chad having sex regularly
Dominic Powell
your mother shat you out both in self hatred
100%
Justin Lewis
27 virgin neet I can barely understand
How the fuck do you go to 39
Ryder Ross
>Also, losing virginity after marriage is the purest love possible
marriage is cuck shit, bro
Kevin Murphy
Pretty sure I'm the only virgin in my family still.
>sis is married and has a kid
>older brother was slightly autistic when he was younger but developed into a hipster Chad who's definitely fucked tons of 'artsy' girls
>other older bro is married
>younger bro is the question but know for a fact that he's dated at least a couple people before so I'd be more surprised if he were still a virgin than if he weren't
Considering they all still lost their virginity "late" aside from my sister, I'm pretty sure my parents fucked up with all of us in some way.
Hudson Thompson
Having sex is not hard if you go outside and have absolutely zero standards.
Angel Brooks
not that easy when even a blind girl rejects me
Daniel Price
>I'm a 27 year old virgin
>brother is a 39 year old virgin
I know a very easy way for you both to lose your virginities