I'm a 27 year old virgin

>I'm a 27 year old virgin
>brother is a 39 year old virgin

What a re the fucking chances of having 2 turbo virgins under the same roof? Did my mom just fuck up?

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Nah, you both seek greater power than anyone can expect
In 3 years, you will be as great of a wizard as your bro

Also, losing virginity after marriage is the purest love possible

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At least you got it better than me
>I'm a 23 yo virgin
>Brother is a 15 yo Chad having sex regularly

your mother shat you out both in self hatred
100%

27 virgin neet I can barely understand
How the fuck do you go to 39

>Also, losing virginity after marriage is the purest love possible

marriage is cuck shit, bro

Pretty sure I'm the only virgin in my family still.

>sis is married and has a kid
>older brother was slightly autistic when he was younger but developed into a hipster Chad who's definitely fucked tons of 'artsy' girls
>other older bro is married
>younger bro is the question but know for a fact that he's dated at least a couple people before so I'd be more surprised if he were still a virgin than if he weren't

Considering they all still lost their virginity "late" aside from my sister, I'm pretty sure my parents fucked up with all of us in some way.

Having sex is not hard if you go outside and have absolutely zero standards.

not that easy when even a blind girl rejects me

>I'm a 27 year old virgin
>brother is a 39 year old virgin

I know a very easy way for you both to lose your virginities

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Pretty high if you have sex with each other or go on Grindr and get TOPPED

Would you ever get TOPPED? Seems the only way now.

this so much. I am 22 virgin neet and my brother is a 30 virgin neet. She always says she wishes we would all die or we never born. Fuck these stupid retards that shit out more retards.

You dont even need to get Grindr to get TOPPED your brother is just in the next room

No. I like dick but gay sex is degenerate and unhealthy.

This guy is right

Just get TOPPED by your brother

My brother is gay and when we were 13 he was 14 he would suck me off almost everyday maybe you can do the same with him?

Me and my 2 brothers are all over 30 and we're all wizards.

>not having a 3 way with your bros

Man you guys could all be having fun

Let me guess, single mum?

No I was raised by 2 dads

make her cry by telling her that shes the one that shat you out in the first place so shes the bigger fuckup

doesnt it get easier to remain virgin as you get older?

nope, the probability that you will sell yourself out to a whore approaches 100% as time goes on
this is known as the law of large labia

I'm not really getting desperate with losing virginity. I guess it's different with each person.
t. 30 kv

by not killing yourself at 30, or 31, or 32, or...

This. I'd say it's somewhere like 23-25yo when it really starts to get hard to lose virginity, even harder every year after that. No school, university or anything so you could be in a situation where you don't even see any women in years.

Of course. origi

well so what? whats wrong withy being a Virgin? It's a vvirtue anyway originalliooo

>What a re the fucking chances of having 2 turbo virgins under the same roof?

Very high.

When it comes to brothers it's either they are both chads or they are both losers.

The best is to become independent of your brother while you can, break any contact with him or build a resistance barrier so you can exist as an independent particle in the stream of other particles, it will be easier to bind to female particle that way.

Plus brother constantly exercise dominance over one another, if it's not clear who's the winner and who's the loser to the woman, she'll quickly lose interest in both

I didn't say it was bad, just unlikely to have 2 25+ virgins in one house in our sex obsessed society. I like being a virgin.