Welcome to Build a GF, user!

Welcome to Build a GF, user!

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Can I uh....get uhhhh...uh a mommy gf?

Thanks for the 70 bucks
*walks away*

im going to keep the 70 bucks for myself, fuck 3DPD

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>choose all negative traits
>dump gf
>walk away a richer man

+virgin (25)
+guaranteed std free (10)
+tall (10)
+shy (15)
+athletic (5)
+Tech-savvy(5)

done ezpz

>Doesn't want kids is a plus
>+$10 for Asian but -$5 for Brown eyes

nice image m8 I can really make out the part where it was made by someone who has never been in a relationship in their lives i r8 9/8

>most of the "negative" features are postive for me
alright nice

Stand back incels, perfect gf coming through

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I would spend on:
10 ass
10 hips
10 blond
5 athletic
5 deepthroats
10 diet
5 gamer
10 humor
dump the last 5 into IQ

The whole belief stuff is not too important if you get along otherwise. I am a libertarian dating a commie, as long as they are not religious i dont care.

the features are made by a retard
but
18 y/o 10
tall 10
shy 15
religious -10
virgin 25
and ill take the non listed carnivore diet for the last 20 bucks

>+virgin (25)
>+guaranteed std free (10)
This man is not taking any chances

I will take all the averages PLUS

>Overweight +15
>Flat chest +5
>Straightedge +5
>Bipolar +10
>Depression +10
>Poor +10
>Homeless +15
>Ex-pornstar +25
>Opposes my beliefs +15
>Iq down to 80 +20
>Brown eyes +5
>vegetarian +5
>Roastie +10
>terrible taste +5

Nice. Now I get a GF PLUS 225 dollars.

>white
>24 y/o
>140lb
>average body, 5'5''
>short hair
>athletic
>straightedge
>virgin
>deepthroats
>politically apathetic
>American accent
>IQ 110
>brown eyes
>healthy, well-balanced diet
>can cook
>good taste in all media

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you can get herpes if you are reaalllly unlucky for example

virgin
white
24
tfw no oppai loli gf

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I'll have a 24 year old, big tits and ass, straightedge, bipolar, athletic, virgin, 125 IQ, brown eye, gamer, tech savvy gf please. Maybe I'll have her be poor just to get the British accent too. This sounds perfect to me.

i think you discovered a loophole to unlimited cash if you just dump your gf and repeat

I'll have one rich opposes most of my beliefs 130 IQ healthy diet can cook gamer doesn't want kids roastie debate-mommy gf please!

fpbp

>doesn't mention loyalty or if she loves you for who you are
Guess that's asking for too much huh

she has one brown eye (lost the other in a bum fight) and speaks in an unintelligible cockney accent and frequents homeless shelters and digs through your neighbors trash

Here is my perfect gf
every "negative" i choose was a positive to me
nothing else i wanted besides maybe black hair rather than brunette but it's almost the same thing anyway.

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"Negative" features:
>Brown eyes +5
Now I have 75$

Positives features:
>Virgin -25
>Athletic -5
>120 IQ -20
>Good sense of humor -10
>Can cook -10
>Gamer -5

Most importantly for me though is that she loves me faithfully/loyally and that we have interests in common. Atleast I dont need to pay for it though (nice)

you can barley even read that
fuck gook moot and his shit file size limit

$70 Start

>+Asian $10 ($60)
>++Sexually adventurous $15 ($25)
>-Brown eyes $5 ($30)
>+Can cook $10 ($20)
>+Tidy (If you've ever lived with a woman, this is fucking worth it) $10 ($10)
>+French Accent (Belgian accent on an Asian chick would be mega hot) $10 ($0)

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>borderline retarded gf

I like this guy

>virgin
>STD-free
>straightedge
>athletic
>good sense of humor
>tidy
>healthy diet
>105 IQ
gib tomboy GF now

>Vegetarian
>Can cook

user be careful, I almost fell for that trap. If you arent vegetarian or vegan, thats a big waste of points.

>can get a rich gf for just $30
>settle for pocket change and loneliness

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>15 dollar big tiddy
>10 dollar tall
>30 dollar rich
>10 dollar tidy

65 dollars for a pretty good mommy gf, giving you a bonus 5 dollars for bonus features. Personally, i'm spending my extra 5 on an irish accent as long as she sounds like Blue Diamond.

youtube.com/watch?v=lW95m1x74-g

Well if she can't cook I'd have to do it every night so that'd be a pain in the ass.
And I am a vegetarian so I don't mind.

Not really one for GF but for $70 bucks, why not?
What's the worst that could happen.
Also why is the default fat/overweight?
Whatever I will fix it.

>white is fine
>18 - $10
>less then 120 lbs -$20
>Short - $10
>Brunette is fine
> Athletic & Strightedge
>Poor + $10
>Virgin & sexually adventurous & Ex-porn star (did solos or was a cam girl meaning it is non-contradictory with virgin) - $15
>pol apath is fine
>American accent if actually preferred
>average IQ is fine
>green eyes is fine
>vegetarian + $5
>can cook (most important for long term relationship imo) -$10
>Tidy -$10

I think I made a keeper.

Samefag but I'm adding

>-Poor $10 ($10)
>+Healthy diet $10 ($0)

>she has one brown eye (lost the other in a bum fight) and speaks in an unintelligible cockney accent
I'll get her social support so she can have a replacement eye and I'll teach her to speak in a more presentable cockney accent. I used to have a best friend who lost an eye to illness although I have lost all contact with him.
>digs through your neighbour's trash
Probably how I met her in the first place so I'm fine with it. Once she met me she will never need to do it again.

>tfw almost all the stuff you want is the free default
>still khv

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>falling for the 3DPD meme
been there, done that

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>best race is a default? $0
>age doesnt matter $0
>give legal loli gf $20
>GIVE 4'11 $10
>flat chest too gimme -$5
>brunette is ok $0
>shy $15
>poor is fine -$10
>virgin $25
>women and politics lol $0
>tfw no scottish accent, american it is $0
>110 IQ $10
>green eyes are fine $0
>standard diet is fine $0
>gamer, hopefully this means good at them too $5

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Well it says explicitly that the ex-pornstar will remain faithful in relationships.

Wow, I have basic as fuck taste.

+Tall (+10) (10)
-Straightedge (-5) (5)
+Rich (+30) (35)
+Shares most of my beliefs (+10) (45)
-New Zealand accent (-5) (40)
+130 IQ (+30) (70)
-Brown eyes (-5) (65)
-Vegan (-10) (55)
+Good taste in all media (+5) (60)
+Good sense of humor (+10) (70)

I'm already a straightedge brown-eyed vegan. Give me a tall rich smart cultured funny gf who didn't grow up in America, please.

She's my ideal, honestly.

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>Hispanic $5
>24 y/o is fine $0
>140 lbs is fine $0
>Average body is fine $0
>Brunette is fine $0
>Straightedge +$5
>Middle Class is fine $0
>Virgin $25
>I am opting in for Hispanic accent $5
>Eh 115 IQ $15
>Blue eyes $5
>Standard diet is fine $0
>Good taste in all media $5
I spent $55 I just want a cute hispanic GF fuck off

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>tfw she can't comprehend some people don't want to deal with her kind regardless
I don't blame (You).

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> straightedge virgin that deepthroats
And to think that the build your gf thing is unrealistic.