Fembot thread

Falling in love with random people from innocuous YouTube videos edition.

>be me
>25 year old virgin
>decide to volcel because all men are pornsick
>they either want to choke you or be choked
>if the former they're some pedantic creep who wants to talk down to you because he watched a WW2 documentary on Netflix
>the latter consists of disgusting agp rapehon trannies
>resolve myself to being a lesbian or celibate forever
>watch random YouTube video about people ages 1 through 100 in Berlin
>see pic related
>rewatch 20 times
>he's 4 years younger than me
>and across the sea

Help. In better news, I woke up at 6AM to make cookies and now I'm back in bed.

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>>they either want to choke you or be choked
I just want to hug and be hugged.

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All fuckable men are pornsick and want to choke you or be choked, you mean.
>Help
This might sound callous, but there's only so many kinds of people in the world, when it comes to superficial traits like appearance. There could be a guy like that in your county if you looked in the right places.
>In better news, I woke up at 6AM to make cookies and now I'm back in bed
Living the dream. I called out sick because I was up all night crying.

terrible thread, get raped dyke

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Wish I could believe that.

>fuckable men
Then why are you losers failing so hard at nofap?

>right places
Qurantine.

>dream
Thanks. Sorry to hear you were crying, what about?

Thanks for proving me right.

I haven't been on this board for a while. Is this a new thread? Have you been doing it for long?

Mm? I've started a few fembot threads in the past and contributed to others, but the time stamp for this post is in the top corner.

this. choking is stupid. hugs and cuddles are where it's at.
>25 year old
pls date me Im 28.

Oh, I was reffering to the fact that you had an "edition". Has this been a continous thing like with /britfeel/? I'd be happy to stay.

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>Then why are you losers failing so hard at nofap?
I've never even attempted nofap. I'm unaware of any actual benefits to it; other than, I guess, you probably get more sleep and don't fall asleep in your sweat. But people masturbated before porn. Ever since I was 13 I had an urge to ejaculate and if I go more than a week my balls start hurting and I feel like I'm going crazy. If no one will help me, I'll have to do it myself. That's all. I don't even need porn, I can get myself hard just describing something intimate.
>Qurantine
Okay, so remember what I said in a month or two.
>Thanks. Sorry to hear you were crying, what about?
A roastie dressed some user down as being unfuckable and it just hit me hard. I'm so used to girls sugarcoating their lack of interest in me that hearing one say those things hit me hard. It's one thing to caricaturize women as these cold-hearted arbiters of happiness denying you your only want in life, it's another to actually confirm it. But I dunno, lying to me might be worse.