Fembot thread

Falling in love with random people from innocuous YouTube videos edition.

>be me
>25 year old virgin
>decide to volcel because all men are pornsick
>they either want to choke you or be choked
>if the former they're some pedantic creep who wants to talk down to you because he watched a WW2 documentary on Netflix
>the latter consists of disgusting agp rapehon trannies
>resolve myself to being a lesbian or celibate forever
>watch random YouTube video about people ages 1 through 100 in Berlin
>see pic related
>rewatch 20 times
>he's 4 years younger than me
>and across the sea

Help. In better news, I woke up at 6AM to make cookies and now I'm back in bed.

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>>they either want to choke you or be choked
I just want to hug and be hugged.

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All fuckable men are pornsick and want to choke you or be choked, you mean.
>Help
This might sound callous, but there's only so many kinds of people in the world, when it comes to superficial traits like appearance. There could be a guy like that in your county if you looked in the right places.
>In better news, I woke up at 6AM to make cookies and now I'm back in bed
Living the dream. I called out sick because I was up all night crying.

terrible thread, get raped dyke

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Wish I could believe that.

>fuckable men
Then why are you losers failing so hard at nofap?

>right places
Qurantine.

>dream
Thanks. Sorry to hear you were crying, what about?

Thanks for proving me right.

I haven't been on this board for a while. Is this a new thread? Have you been doing it for long?

Mm? I've started a few fembot threads in the past and contributed to others, but the time stamp for this post is in the top corner.

this. choking is stupid. hugs and cuddles are where it's at.
>25 year old
pls date me Im 28.

Oh, I was reffering to the fact that you had an "edition". Has this been a continous thing like with /britfeel/? I'd be happy to stay.

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>Then why are you losers failing so hard at nofap?
I've never even attempted nofap. I'm unaware of any actual benefits to it; other than, I guess, you probably get more sleep and don't fall asleep in your sweat. But people masturbated before porn. Ever since I was 13 I had an urge to ejaculate and if I go more than a week my balls start hurting and I feel like I'm going crazy. If no one will help me, I'll have to do it myself. That's all. I don't even need porn, I can get myself hard just describing something intimate.
>Qurantine
Okay, so remember what I said in a month or two.
>Thanks. Sorry to hear you were crying, what about?
A roastie dressed some user down as being unfuckable and it just hit me hard. I'm so used to girls sugarcoating their lack of interest in me that hearing one say those things hit me hard. It's one thing to caricaturize women as these cold-hearted arbiters of happiness denying you your only want in life, it's another to actually confirm it. But I dunno, lying to me might be worse.

>Wish I could believe that.
Here's proof : I made a hoggei today, a sort of strudel with dry fruits and a brioche dough.

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i woke up at 5pm

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Ooohhh! Sorry. I was just making a joke, I don't think there is any centralization to fembots threads. I'm guessing due to trolls, it would be pretty useless pretty fast. You're a Britanon? Cool! I'm thinking of moving there.

>nofap
I think it's cool you don't need porn. I personally do, but I don't consume 3DPD porn as a matter of taste and morals. At least with erotic books and hentai no one is harmed. Good on you. And I don't think you're sex drive is atypical. During my period I probably masturbate twice a day. You could have gone full Portnoy's Complaint.

>roastie
Do you even know for sure it was really a girl? Most girls on this site are either male trolls or male tranny LARPers. I'd take it with a grain of salt. Nevertheless, I'm sorry that someone made you feel bad about yourself. What did they say?

PS: I was joking when I said "losers", but realised now maybe you didn't read it in your head like I did. Sorry.

I mean, that looks tasty, but Roosh V bakes bread. Sorry, he's a bread scientist. Being a baker means fuck all.

My nigga.

>Roosh V
I don't know that name. I was trying to be facetious before but now more seriously : it seems you have a confirmation bias. Find back your hope first and then you'll find good men.

>I don't consume 3DPD porn
I sometimes start with it before transitioning to 2D. Lately, I've been finishing with it, though, I think because my desire for a real girl is killing me.
>Do you even know for sure it was really a girl?
Can I ever? The way they apologized made me think it was really a girl, though. Not that apologizing helps. It's like my whole life girls tell me, "Aw, don't worry, you'll find someone some day," as a way of passing the buck, because THEY certainly won't fuck me, but the reality is no one will and they just don't want to feel bad. Women are compassionate, but it's a very self-serving compassion. I'd rather they push me to suicide so I can get it over with.
>I was joking when I said "losers"
I've always called myself a loser. It's fine. It's true!

'Fembots' are a scourge to the psyche, a divergent of normality they have nothing to offer but chaos. They are unattractive, either physically or mentally (usually both) and are parasites. Learn to accept who you are at this moment, without these parasites in your life and learn to go without excess pleasures such as masturbating. Only then will you be free, user.

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no women on the internet
fuck off larper
sage

>men aren't bad it's just in your head!
Uh huh. That's why virtually all murderers, rapists, pedophiles and other degenerates are men. That's why most men consume porn. Piss off, satanic trips, God has spoken.

>real girls
>in porn
Anyway, while I can't condone porn use I appreciate your honesty. I meet so many fucking anons who go "I-I don't watch violence p-porn, I s-swear I'm a good boy and you won't date me cause you're a shallow bitch!"

>passing the buck
I feel that. One of my good buddies is a man and he told me when I hit 30 guys will be lining up to date me because "you're perfect wife material". I get he was trying to be sweet and console me, but it pissed me off. I don't some dude who spent his prime years either fucking or orbiting Stacey to settle on me as his consolation prize. "Congrats! I know my hairline is busted now but you're the woman I've chosen to scrub the shitmarks out of my underwear! You lucky girl!" It doesn't feel great.

With that said...maybe they're being honest? I do think my friend meant all those things about me being smart and sweet and easy to get along with. Likewise, these people probably did see some attractive quality in you that made them feel like being nice to begin with.

Attraction is pretty arbitrary. I have a dumb thing for long hair. It immediately makes someone a 10 for me. Chances are, these people liked you but there was some arbitrary thing like your nose shape or eye colour or the fact you were wearing autism shoes that threw them off.

>it's true
Hahahah, same.

>contriving reasons not to cum
lol

You know your bitterness doesn't make you appealing right? It's pretty offputting to meet someone who arbitrarily hates you for being a man.

I wasn't appealing before.

Why not? What makes you unnattractive? Maybe you just encountered the wrong type of person.

> he said, unironically, on Yas Forums

Not sure. I'm pretty average looking. I'd say 3-5/10. Lena Dunham with a long face is a good estimation. Personality wise, I'm pretty nice. I helped a complete stranger move. Have lots of cool hobbies. I'm educated. I currently don't make much money though and live in a truly shitty apartment (my box spring broke and now my bed is tilted). I guess I'm weirdly intense. People have said I have autism but also compliment my public speaking ability. Doctor doesn't seem to think I have autism. Still have OCD and rituals that take up most of my time. I'm generally solitary but love parties and actually fare quite well at them. Despite this, I never really had close friends. People to celebrate my birthday and such. I don't really date casuallt, I fall in love super hard and inevitably get rejected. I move really fast and it freaks people out, I guess. Men are awful and everytime I've tried to win one over I've inevitably been humiliated. I laugh at incels who bitch and moan about how hard it is getting ghosted on Tinder when I flew across the continent to see a guy who dumped me at the airport. I'm flatulent. Oh, and my political views are really weird and nuanced and I can't fit in with anyone. I find both right and left wing men predictable and out of line with my values. I'm just really tired of falling in love and being treated like shit. It isn't enough to reject me, dudes get me to do shit like clean their apartment or use me as an emotional tampon or bartender and then dump me. It just seems so much easier for everyone else. Besides, most men are morally repugnant for reasons listed above. The prospect of a man who
>wants to get married
>isn't some insane misogynist (ie. watches Facial Abuse or other violent porn, doesn't like any BDSM)
>wants kids
>isn't a tranny
>is nice
>has good taste

...is, in the words of John Wilkes Booth in Sondheim's "Assassins" - "a fantasy. You got to give it up."

>That's why virtually all murderers, rapists, pedophiles and other degenerates are men
Men are the way women have selected them to be. Thinking of them as separate groups isn't quite right. People aren't really individuals, we're really all half a couple. We can't breed asexually. The differences between us exist for both of our sake. If you wonder why men are so awful, maybe you should ask why women select awful men? Women like the dark triad.
>Anyway, while I can't condone porn use
I don't see why it makes a difference. I want to hear a girl's soft moans and see her satisfied face. This is the closest I can get.
>I-I don't watch violence p-porn
Some guys really don't, though. I like porn where the two hold every inch of their bodies against each other, tease each other, cock nursing, gentle femdom, assertive girls, stealth sex. None of that's violent.
>It doesn't feel great
No, it really doesn't. I think I'm coming around out of desperation, though.
>I do think my friend meant all those things about me being smart and sweet and easy to get along with. Likewise, these people probably did see some attractive quality in you that made them feel like being nice to begin with
Absolutely. It's just not what anyone wants, right? If I were the last guy on Earth, maybe then I'd be attractive, but I have to compete with everyone else, and everyone else is better than me.

Oh and I basically identify as volcel or a lesbian because, while I have male and female friends, my female friends are the only ones intelligent, sensitive, introspective, and original enough to genuiny earn my respect. I've only felt limerence for men but feel my only hope of romantic happiness would have to be with a woman since they're the only ones capable of connecting to me in a meaningful way / actual love not predicated in bigotry.

How old are you, and in what country? Match all of those criterions, and I don't watch pornography at all

>women selected rapists
>rapists
>rapists
>selected
>rapists

>dark triad
>he said, based on one study that looked at dark triad traits independently and did not factor in how such traits affect one's stability in the context of society
>ignores the fact plenty of men are attracted to dark triad traits (BPD, prison babes, Ilsa of the SS, femdom)

>difference
Because 3D porn is very likely to be depictions of violence if not actual violence itself. Pornhun literally discouraged users from contacting police when they see CP and instead suggested using their report system - so they can delete the evidence. Porn is an evil indistry and consuming it makes you complicit in sex trafficking, misogynistic depictions of women, trivialization of women's abuse, and unsafe working consitions for women. Porn is fucking evil.

>those fetishes
Besides femdom, those sound okay, but (1) I highly doubt you're representative of most males, (2) doubt you're being completely honest, (3) stil doesn't mean that the worker's aren't exploited.

>everyone else is better than me
I doubt that's true. Even if it was, then at least your rejection makes sense. You can explain or grasp it. What makes youso shitty?

25. Canuckistan but I'm moving to England probably. Born in Ireland.

Even then, you'd probably not want me because my objections to porn are rooted in radical feminism.

Fuck me....that guys needs his ass stapling back together.

I think the only way you get a prolapse like that is 24+ hours of push birth (because some fucking idiot makes you give birth on your back as a woman) or some of the shit that fags do. Just doesn't happen otherwise.

Maybe this is just his punishment.

>I'm just really tired of falling in love and being treated like shit. It isn't enough to reject me, dudes get me to do shit like clean their apartment or use me as an emotional tampon or bartender and then dump me
You seem to gravitate towards awful men if that has happened several times. Perhaps there's a common demoninator to be discovered there.
>I fall in love super hard and inevitably get rejected. I move really fast and it freaks people out
This is definitely an issue. I also tend to get infatuated very quickly but I play my cards closer to my chest if you will.
>wants to get married
>isn't some insane misogynist (ie. watches Facial Abuse or other violent porn, doesn't like any BDSM)
>wants kids
>isn't a tranny
>is nice
None of those should be too hard to find. I would fit those requirements for example.
>has good taste
Definte good taste
>my female friends are the only ones intelligent, sensitive, introspective, and original enough to genuiny earn my respect
Men tend to hide their real selves from other people to protect themselves. Especially when it comes to their emotions. Again, maybe this is an issue on your part because you surround yourself with bad people. I can't judge that accurately obviously

>Radical feminist
I think that is the root of your problems. Men and women are not equal, and you seem to realize that, yet you hang onto that idea by calling yourself a radical feminist. As another user intelligently put it, every individual is half a couple; men and women are not shapen to be separated but united.

Pornography is the exploitation of young women for pleasure, yes, and often filmed prostitution as well, but even if the woman does not take money for sex, it is still a degenerate act since it separates the reproductive from the sexual, when they ought to be the same. Do you agree?
also,
>age difference of almost a decade

kill yourself this website isn't meant for the likes of you