/r9gay/ - #994

It'd be comfy to read or to have your future bf read to you edition

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>first for dying alone and never getting dream bf

>tfw no bf to make me read to him to fix my poor oral skills

Reminder that if getting a boyfriend would fix your problems in life then you don't belong here.

I want to abduct one of you cuteboys, wash your hair, put you in a cute sundress, and show you off to the world

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im chubby so that wouldnt be very appealing

I'm tired, I just want to go to bed and never wake up man. Having a bf who would hold me would also be cool but that's more unrealistic than eternal rest.

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That's really cool of you but I wouldn't look good in a sundress and I'd rather not be shown off to the world, I don't like having panic attacks.

what are the rules around telling someone its going to be okay (or sayings like that) when trying to comfort someone?

>tfw no bf to esc reality with

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As stated by other anons, I'd not look the best in a sundress. I really could do with some attention to my hair though, I guess.

>ywn get transported to a medium-fantasy medieval world with someone
>ywn try to uncover the secrets of the world like why things are the way they are, how exactly does magic work and what are the fundamental rules of the universe we live by
>ywn get to search for lost, forgotten or destroyed civilizations and try to discover the reasons as to what exactly happened to them
>ywn find rare interesting magical artifacts and get them appraised while you wonder what kind of effects it will have and from what time period is it from
>ywn continuously try to improve your skills and seek new knowledge together to make the chances of survival for both of you higher and to always be prepared for whatever might happen or wherever you might be stranded in for whatever reason
>ywn just go to a tavern with him and sit down, eating good food and drinking while discussing on what to do next
>ywn get flustered around him when he hugs you, compliments you in someway or when you go to a sauna together
It's not fair man.

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>tfw that pic reminds you of your first failed suicide attempt
Why do all hotels look the same, what the hell, It looked almost exactly like that one.

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>if I was rich I could be a neet forever and maybe even find myself a neet bf to play vidya, watch stuff a-and maybe cuddle with
Damn, only if I had money man, god damnit.

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this is not a good feel sir

Tell me about it, nothing worse in life than spending half of your days doing work that makes you want to become a cripple or outright die just so you don't have to

Sorry user. Let's just hope Truck-sama visits us sooner than later and sends us off to a better reality.

>this is life, this is the reality we live in

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>wanting a bf
>not wanting to retire to a secluded rural place and live the rest of your life a hermit watching cute anime
what's the point? all the best parts of a relationship with none of the cancer.

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If you really believe this give me contact info

>watching ''cute'' anime
why would anyone ever, what

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because it's cute, you shouldn't need to have this explained to you.

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>tfw no dom bf to have a relationship based just around our sexual escapades

Okei, tell me what kind of anime you are exactly speaking of, maybe I've got the wrong idea.
>inb4 moe shit

people do have personalities now, your just fetishising the past.
>tfw no NYC Union boss bf

all anime can be cute. what's wrong with moeshit?

I suppose you've got a point there. And I just don't like moe, I don't see the appeal in it, at all. I don't and will never understand why people watch it and why it's so popular of a genre.

It's literally just another form of escapism. Fair enough that you don't like it, it's not for you and you don't have to "get" everything, especially with anime.

>Will never have this EVER
Feels bad man, wish I wasn't a robot and old.

>had this very briefly out of mere luck
This feels worse, it also only happened due to pity so I am never getting it back again.

You got loved by who and how?

Someone who was very lonely and desperate that needed some quick genuine comfort and who had a great momentary loss of reason. They quickly regained their senses thou, and away I went. I am just gathering enough courage to off myself.