Do you enjoy your life?

Pic related. Do you robots like your life?
I am an alcoholic coomer and since bars are closed this is all I have left and fuck I feel bad

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Sisuviina ja lapin kulta mainittu, torilla tavataan

the thread would be better if you posted erect disk inside it actually

Post your penis OP let's see what you are working with when you are pounding that plastic

Creampie it and show us my dude

Well I am fairly drunk so if i can get it up I will post an update

>mfw i understood this
maybe i'll manage to learn your meme language after all

Try Bailey Jay I'm drunk as well this could be the best thread all week

No homo but I'm down to see you fuck it

lmao bro fuck it and post a photo! Also is it worth getting?

I just touched my penis after using ghost pepper sauce it burns OP

Time passes with hobbies but I just can't escape thinking about how no one loves me, likes me or even wants to look at me. I'm so alone and there's no real reason for me to live other than hoping to see my dog again before it passes. I'm sure she'd remember me.

Have you thought about going on chaturbate and fucking it for money? Maybe get a friend and DP it together.

I will try my best but I am a vodka bottle down so this might take a few moments also yea pretty nice weighs about 5kg so you can also use it as a cardio weight if you decide to go out for a jog

you guys are a bunch of queers

Dogs and every other animal will always remember a friend user

peepee is definitely doing something

I'm 100% straight, we see dicks 24/7 here whats wrong with another one? So a doctor is gay for giving a prostate exam?

larp thread. no alcoholic can afford tax grade IV beer in finland.

I'm sitting on my couch and shaking my penis but cannot get hard reeeee

no it's gay when he begs to pay to watch someone give themselves a prostate exam

The OP is playing with his cock as we speak I see no larp

i mean this but op gotta deliver

I don't think OP is touching his boipucci

Umm are you touching your boihole?

Post something to help OP get hard senpai

I have bottles of wine, craft beer and vodka. But it's purely because I like to cook. I have beers for special occasions and meals and will have a glass of red wine with spaghetti or a juicy steak, etc. Never had a problem with alcohol. The vodka is for tomato sauce.

I have a pleasant life.

can i plow your bussy?

What the fuck haha I got a boner right now for no reason but have zero sex drive from meds

i am a musclebound asshole i lack a boipussy- its more like a mancave

Nope if I was gay I'd be a TOP

Well get your fucking dick hard M8 its been way to long

Do you ever slap its ass when banging it?

Someone post something to get OP hard I'm at work and can't

workin on it man i aint a miracle worker

i got you
muted for 2 seconds because nigger fags

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Keep going robots its a team event at this point

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fuck off i had enough content leave me alone

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>Do you enjoy your life?
nope not at all

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No. I wish I could have a Deus Ex Machina happen to me. Honestly, a miracle would be the only thing that could make me enjoy my life.