I just fucked up my life forever ask me absolutely everything

I just fucked up my life forever ask me absolutely everything

>be me, a 30 year old virgin
>decide to try tinder
>go on a few dates but the girls didn't want anything to do with me
>finally get lucky last weekend when a girl asks me to go to her house (everything is closed, can't go to a bar)
>it's not actually her house, she rents a room in it
>house is falling apart, looks like it belongs in a horror game
>the door to her room doesn't have a lock, just a hole, she uses a chain with a padlock to keep it closed
>her room is relatively clean despite the overall state of the house
>I have no idea how to put on the condom, she does it for me
>also helps me find the hole
>I get tired really quick doing missionary so switches to cowgirl then makes me cum with a handjob
>while she's strangling my dick she asks me if she can move in with me
>after I cum she explains to me she lost her job because of the lockdown
>says she's having a really hard time and needs someone to help her
>says I'm a good person while kissing me
>I give her my address
>she needs some time to get ready
>I go home and clean up the 1 room apartment I'm renting best I can
>she moved in yesterday
>cooked me some food then gave me a handjob when we went to bed

i have no privacy and personal space and I'm sharing my tiny apartment with someone I don't know
I can't kick her out, she could accuse me of domestic violence or rape. My family doesn't know either.
What now?

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You just got yourself a gf, OP.

Imagine sacrificing your privacy and comfort for a hole

How the fuck do you guys put yourselves in these retarded situations.

start demanding daily blowjobs or youre gonna put her outside

And don't make it obvious that you want her gone.

Every time you leave the house with her in it, you risk coming home to the locks being changed or everything you own missing. Have fun with that though.

bruh you got yourself a gf! you made it!
get used the no privacy and personal space shit.

Probably a larp, but you haven't fucked it up forever until you have a kid and even then Tyrone will tell you that's not that serious either. Make sure to place a hidden cam in your apartment and record all your future interactions. Might not be legal depending on state but fuck it it's some insurance.
I've been waiting for this depression to go full steam. It could really be a golden opportunity for robots with a dependable income.

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Just act however you want and if she doesn't like it, she can leave.

You only think you need privacy because when you aren't "in private" you edit your behavior. Just stop editing. Act as if she isn't there. If she doesn't like it, who cares?

How do you fall for this /after/ cumming? Cumming always makes my mind clear, with no need for females, at least for a little bit. I would be absolutely disgusted by such begging.

>Cumming always makes my mind clear
post nut clarity only lasts about an hour or so.
Op should have gotten the fuck out of there as soon as he nutted.

Hey I'm dating a girl who I met through an escorting site. I hit 29, my long term gf dumped me to chase younger guys, and I just said 'fuck my shit up' and am making a series of bad decisions because maybe at the end of them I'll finally be dead.

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What's really funny is that for 90% of the incels of the world, this is like a Penthouse Forum fantasy.

this is my biggest concern. the few times I had to run to the store to get groceries and stuff I asked her to come with me just to feel safe. There's no way I'm leaving her alone with my stuff.

I know, but the way he describes it it sounds like she asked basically as he was cumming. So the clarity should have been in effect.
>while she's strangling my dick she asks me if she can move in with me
>after I cum she explains to me she lost her job because of the lockdown
>says she's having a really hard time and needs someone to help her
>says I'm a good person while kissing me
>I give her my address

I said yes before ejaculating

Sounds like deliberate and planned manipulation to me.

op is a kind hearted tard.
can't be helped then.

lol you should have just been like "actually nah I changed my mind" after cooming.

shes definitely manipulating you. dont feel bad about forcing her to perform sexual acts

I disagree. It sounds like an interesting life development. It's better than being bored during this virus pandemic.

You can always kick her out afterwards if she turns out to be very dysfunctional.

Get her to find a job asap if she doesn't have one so you don't have to pay for her shit

dude just kill her if you don't want her

I think next time you would be better off going on Grindr and getting TOPPED, don't you?

just become very needy and lovey dovey beta bitch and she'll move out

what drugs does she do and what STDs does she have? Also show us a picture of your penis.

That sucks. I almost took this bait once. Scary to think about it.

Kick her out now or get her pregnant immediately.

Otherwise, guilt or worry will kill you.

no you didnt, just a whore

YOU CANT GET MALES KNOCKED UP

Nothing is fucked, just don't be stupid.
Get a picture of her drivers license for any potential liability issues then write up a lease agreement that says she can live with you on a month to month basis as long as both parties are in agreement. You'll have to give to put in that you'll give her 30 days notice before kicking her out or you'll leave yourself open for a counter suit for unlawful eviction.