I got this thing instead of a real penis

I got this thing instead of a real penis
4.5" with pencil girth, my flaccid is pic related laughable babydick
this is why i'm a 28 years old Virgin

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judging by your hand you look somewhat overweight

lose some weight and exercise more and you'll probably get bigger down there or at least I did when I was on a good exercise regimen

i think we become on track to be losers with women before we realize our penis size

at least ur not circumcised. That's hell on earth if you're willing to be honest with yourself.

you have no idea how does it feel when you grab your dick and you feel how thin it is
like hell

That's pretty close to a chode user. If you pulled this out in front of a prostitute she would start laughing

lose weight + exercise = big penis?

come on Yas Forums, try a bit "harder" pls

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Stop posting this fucking picture every week, it's already worse bait than the vegan user.

Well, you'll lose a bit of the fat pad, that should give you an extra 0.5-1" of visible dick (if you already measure bone pressed there's no saving you)

I'm not saying you'll get substantially bigger, but when I had a good exercise regimen after losing weight I was noticably bigger when flacid and maybe had an extra half - 2/3rd inch when hard

I think it's a circulation thing, boners are just extra bloodflow to your penor and when you're exercising often your blood/oxygen circulation is just better

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Not OP but I'm overweight and my penis is 4.5" bone pressed so losing weight won't help at all.

I'm terribly sorry man. You might want to consider surgery.

I mean there is not much to lose anyway.

>when you're exercising often your blood/oxygen circulation is just better

That's not how the human body works, user

sounds like a poor excuse to stay a fatass

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First of all thats not a penis it is a boiclit, secondly lock this boiclit up and get TOPPED hard

What about transitioning? Thats a good option for you.

I agree he should get tit implants and his sissymeat cut off he was born a bottomboi

oh no, I'm already losing weight. my pp ain't gonna get any bigger, tho
lulz, I'm already 36 so it's a little too late for that.

I really don't know how it works m8, I've noticed dick size differences due to different circumstances, like if I'm exercising often I'm bigger on average, whereas if I use amphetamines my dick practically shrinks up inside my body

Hell when I used to do squats I'd almost always get a boner that would interupt the fuck out of my workouts

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just get hard bro

I'm in. How do I go about it?

Show us your dick user erect though

Take estrogen and suck cock do you have a girl penis?

>tfw my dick is even smaller and I still get laid regularly

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nice Yas Forums filename
fuck off and stop larping with other peoples cocks you faggot.

>Do not post pictures of yourself on Yas Forums.
>Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.
sorry pal, you're out of luck

I have a relatively big one. But that can be worked on.
I'm not sure about where to get estrogen. I mean it is not something you just ask for at the supermarket.

even though OP probably is larping, don't forget that this is a thing if you're used to looking at filenames, it autmatically gives any image you post a random Yas Forums number filename

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yeah, you cant bang random bar skanks, but if a girl really likes you, you could have an axe wound down there for all she cares, you guys have a really limited imagination, and seem to think girls would get off on your pecker if it magically grew a couple inches, the only people who like dick this much are men and whores with gigantic voluminous vaginas, stop being a faggot

that actually is what happens. this is why people that dont exercise are at greater risk for cardio vascular/pulmonary diseases. their lung and heart functions degrade and so their body is less able to function properly. if you exercise these functions are improved. there is a limit but if youre someone like op that is pudgy, there is room to increase the efficiency of your heart and lungs.

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