I'm making a big mistake, aren't I?

I'm making a big mistake, aren't I?

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genuinely havent laughed at a thread on Yas Forums EVER because this board is so fucking dogshit, however this made me chuckle

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You better show us pics tommorow, fag.

The only mistake would be if you didnt film yourself fucking your ass and post it

yeah you did by buying a dildo made out of pvc thats pourous and will get moldy within a month and smells like chemicals and will probably give you ass cancer

not any more than i am, brother

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How big is it? It better be 7 inches or helper or else that would make me insecure

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I think its 7.8 inches from balls to tip.

Yep, but not the kind of mistake you're thinking. You should go with a soft silicone one. They're easier on the skin and typically squishier. The "gel" kinds are kind of a pain in ass (lol) to use.

Yeah you should have gotten a doc Johnson bbc dildo for Like 25 dollars instead

the cheap jelly dildos cause cancer and stuff dude, by buying literally the cheapest thing you are figuratively fucking yourself. Splurge your trumpbux on a nice dildo, featureless if for anal use, the smoother it is the faster you can go. Try for a suction cup as well. Also, more lube. Way more. That's like one session's worth lmao. Sassy by Sliquid is a good choice, get water based lube if your using silicon toys, silicon lube if you're using metal toys. I'd stay away from metal toys on the grounds that they may cause damage easier? I'd go for a medium butt plug and a big bottle of lube and experiment. Go to and find their anal general.

cancel that shit faggot

Yes, ramming your prostate as your first toy is a mistake. Also, the material looks cheap as fuck. You will have a bad time.

I heard pretty bad things about stuff made out of that jelly type material. Did you research what it is made out of to make sure it was body safe?

anyone here used the fleshlight launch with VR? how is it?

When you need a lot of lube I find it is better to just make your own bulk lube from powder.

>everyone here is a dildo expert

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Not OP, but what about rubber cunnies? What material is safe if I don't want plastic hormones turning me queer and have my dick fall off. Stuff from Japan would be safe, surely? Please respond.

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>this board is so fucking dogshit
i disagree, this board is great for shitposting, the other boards move just a bit too fast your replies get buried

I won't use it enough to catch cancer, I just want to destroy my ass for a month, then toss it and go back to being straight.

How many threads have you made about this fucking dildo? You're a faggot dude, admit it, stop looking for validation and fuck off. Enjoy your anal prolapse you degenerate motherfucker.

the anus has open blood vessels, the dick is just skin.

probably, but a dildo is an investment and you shouldn't really use it to ""destroy"" your ass. You're probably safe using it no more than twice a week, maybe. And be honest, you're not going to throw it away because you don't want to buy another and you're not gay for doing it, bro. Just do what you wanna do its not like you're talking to the lads about how much you love getting fucked in the ass. You think this is just gonna go away? I can tell your a younger guy, you'll probably try again. Besides, that dildo is going to smell awful when you unwrap it, make sure you use a condom when you use it.

Its a small hobby. :)

Just buy onaholes from reputable companies like Toysheart, Tomax, Magic Eyes, and et cetera. You will be fine with those.

>You're a faggot dude, admit it, stop looking for validation and fuck off.

I don't like this way of thinking though, one should always be self critical of their desires. Being a faggot does not justify the stupidity of what I am about to do.

>a dildo is an investment and you shouldn't really use it to ""destroy"" your ass

Well not literally, it will just make my forced fem fantasies more fun to indulge in.

what dildo would you recommend for a beginner who wants to achieve a prostate orgasm? i'm not sure which material or what size and shape would be appropriate.

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>male dog masturbator

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I happen to know alot about sex toys just because I had to do research involving chemical interactions with certain lubercants and common sex toy materials, and that caused other research rabbit holes to open up.
I personally don't use dildos at all.

This I actually know quite a bit.
They are almost always made of TPE which is totally safe for such use and no worries about plastic hormones.
The stuff from Japan tends to be pretty good, it's the stuff direct from china that sometimes is of substandard quality. Being that they fall apart very easily. If you must buy chinies shit, don't spend more then $10-$15 bucks or you will probably regret it when it rips after two uses.

depends, did you order a rope with it?

Thanks, fellas. I've had sex with many Japanese onaholes and was deeply concerned.

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Bad Dragon is way better than amazon

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I don't know because im not a zoomer tranny queer