Hey, user!!

Hey, user!!
Want to play with us?

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heck no to the no no no fuck chinks they give me corona

I'd fuck the first and fourth one and maybe the third one

>that girl with 1 card
She looks like someone that forgot to call "uno."

Sure, it's been a long time since I've played uno!

I've lost at Uno maybe twice in my goddamn life. Deal me in.

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this will literally never happen to any of us, why do we even make these threads?

I'd bone all of them, but 3 and 6 are top tier. Six looks like gf material. She looks like she cracks a lot of jokes, and is actually fun to hang out with. Or maybe I'm looking too into the smile.

Lets play a different game.
I like to call it "blindfolded mystery mouth adventure", everybody is blindfolded and you have to guess what I'm holding by touching it with your mouth.

"Say ahh girls. Ehh Heh heh heh."

"No that's just some mayonnaise it's a tube of mayonnaise."

I don't remember the rules.

Sure it's been awhile since I've had a friend who hasn't treated me like shit. I can't believe that after years of being socially rejected by other women that I can be in a group of friends.

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No. Play with yourselves.

I don't know how to play that shit

They can all shit in my eyes

i dont have uno

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just havin a laff to cope with the pain

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UNO I DO. HAHAHA

why is asian skin so good?

5>4>1>5>3>2

anything else and you're fucked in the head

God Fucking Damnit first place is supposed to be 6 someone kill me with a gun

Everyone has uno, dipshit. It came free with your fucking xbox

its nice to fantasize sometimes

these are not chinks, they seem japanese to me

No lmao eat the rice pay the price, dumb yellow negresses the fucking bongs were wrong to colonize you LITERAL mongoloids

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I think it's more elastic and has more subcutaneous fat

Female:
>smiles
Retards who have never spoken to an actual woman in their life:
>"Oh my god she's SMILING!!! That means she's interesting and fun and has a PERSONALITY!!!!! The fact the someone can EXPRESS HAPPINESS means they must literally be the FUNNIEST and most INTERESTING person on EARTH!!!!!!! Totally WIFE MATERIAL, I want her to have my CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!

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this mistake actually pays off if you do it enough times

Is this a joke? They literally all look the same lmfao except for 3 who looks like paedobait

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Let's go, bitches.

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It has been so long I am not even sure I remember how to play uno.
Still would play though. I remember uno being fun and much easier to learn then most other card games.

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