/r9gay/ - #993

Bedtime with your bf edition.

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Can you fags for once not reuse the same gif or picture for a thread?

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How many times are you gonna go to bed with your bf?

A lot of times.

>Bedtime with your bf edition.
What bf? Do you guys know something I don't?

Going to /soc/ and knowing 99% of people are like this makes me sad.

>tfw ordering pizza on a Monday night
>tfw don't know how to cook and sick of TV dinners.

whoa why'd the thread die so quickly

cooking isn't hard i dunno why more people don't do it, or say that they can't cook. following a recipe to the letter is a good way of making sure nothing comes out bad

quiet thread? gosh no!
everyone should clean their rooms today, little bit of spring cleaning!
>tfw had a dream where i cuddled a boy again

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>shave my legs
>he doesn't ask to see
reeee it took a long time

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>tfw dreamed i was in a metroidvania game

You guys have no idea how awfull it is. You're constantly going through shitty rooms looking for some key to open a door, you never make progress and the dream always resets to "gotta find the key so i can leave".

How do gay and het penises compare?

why wont god let me have this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>why wont god let me have this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
More like why won't god let me have you

gay have bigger penises

>tfw no bf to make homemade pizza for

Following a list of instructions isn't hard, but cooking requires some intuition and experience, which you can't really get from a book. It can just seem scary to some people because they're maybe not good at the skills it requires.

o_O
is this love?

Favorite lewd activities to do with future bf in order of best to worst
>holding hands
>cuddling
>spooning
>giving him blowjobs
>receiving blowjobs
>fingering his prostate
>sitting him in my lap and jerking him off with lots of teasing, kissing, ear and neck biting
>tying up and blindfolding him so I can edge him for a long time
>spanking
>frotting
>any other kind of mildly kinky stuff but nothing too crazy like latex or sex swings lmao
>anal very rarely if at all

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bruh stop posting the straight list

>tfw no e-bf to fall asleep with over a call

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>holding hands
you're a little whore, arent you?

>tfw in northern sweden

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never because I will never have one

Are you a cute top? How old are you?

So you would invade Poland to wake up next to (you)

Is it wrong to be attracted to your brother?

Of course not user! Describe him and yourself! What do you find attractive about him?

Just move to Stockholm

Hello, what are you gaymers up to?

>Hello, what are you gaymers up to?
Getting ready for work

Well I'm kinda heavier and a little taller than him

He's smarter than me and very submissive. He always masturbates around me. He's autistically cute.