Robots post the first thing you will do when you get a femanon gf

robots post the first thing you will do when you get a femanon gf

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Plant my face between her ass cheeks.

Ask her to eat the eggs

kill myself because nobody should be forced to endure that kind of torture

Do you have a source for that gif user

Talk about stuff. I dunno what though.

It doesn't matter what I try to do because some dickhead will suddenly leap from a shadow at the last moment and take my place, and then they'll both laugh while having sex in front of me and spitting on me while I cry and burn myself and that's what makes them cum.

Fondling her ass.
Female asses are so cute, I want to press my hard on against one so bad.

This is way too specific.

lick her feet originally

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Trips of way too real, bro

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cry in her arms

>when
Never, I don't want one.

Go with her to Barnes and Noble and read manga.

telling them how much i love them

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I'm always disappointed by how floppy asses are. They are firmer in my fantasies.

Look into her eyes and tell her that I love her

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Hug, kiss and hold hands.

>gif
do women actually enjoy this kind of thing or is just a fantasy of ours?

Get a hug.

they enjoy it from Chad

they enjoy literally anything from chad so your post is utterly uninformative

Put her on a diet and make her take a shower.

if it's not anime-y yeah sure. but being pet like a dog isn't universally liked except by like, ddlg girls

Wake up and move my suicide date one day sooner.

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full body massage, no idea why im into that sort of thing but it would be nice

i used to give this one girl i knew body massages, idk why im into it either but i really liked doing it, its like sexual without being sexual or something

she ever return the favor? that sounds like it's be the best experience doing that to each other after a long day at work/school or whatever

no but she gave me lots of cuddles

next best thing, one day im gonna live that dream too

I'd probably cry originalo

op here i wanted this to be a spanking thread and i am very disappointed in all of you

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cuddle kiss and handhold, of course.

I gave two girls massages one after the other. Im not even attracted to them I just feel like that when they let me give me them a massage (They took off their tops but not their bras) its like they gave in to me. Im not some type of sadist or power tripping faggot, but it was nice to know that they trusted me enough to let me touch their entire body. They wanted to give me one but I declined. I dont know really, but I just didn't want one.

Im sorry OP but this threads posters like cuddles and massages much more than spanking. I think you should try Yas Forums or /gif/.

does anyone care about the opinion of a faggot?
anyone at all?
no?
oh well, better luck next time

ill spank my dick on your moms balls you faggot

Never really understood the spanking fetish

Or the disgusting toe licking one

Or most of them for that matter