I just lost my virginity to a girl in my apartment by trading her two rolls of toilet paper for sex. If you aren't using this pandemic to get laid then you are doing it wrong. I have over 600 rolls of toilet paper and I am going to see how many hotties I can trade sex for toilet paper.
I just lost my virginity to a girl in my apartment by trading her two rolls of toilet paper for sex...
Michael Baker
Dominic Lee
was she hot?
what are you going to do if you got her pregnant?
Hunter Nelson
boooooooo
fake fake
fakeriono boys
Julian Nelson
This didn't happen but ok buddy boyo
Jayden Cox
No and she was black but I don't really care because I am not a virgin anymore. My apartment has a private FB page so I am trying to see who else is willing to do this. There is a qt Asian I am talking to now. She is worth at least 5 rolls of toilet paper.
Noah Peterson
OK now I believe you. Most wouldn't brag abiut fucking a black chick.
Green text the whole ordeal pls
How did that kind of thing even go down Lmao
Aiden Gutierrez
>be me
>active on our apartment complexes private FB group
>people occasionally beg for things
>some neighbor in my building randomly messaged me and asked if I had TP to spare
>I do but I am a hoarder and didn't want anyone to know that so I tell her "not much"
>she asked if she can trade anything for it and I said now I have everything I need
>she said "you sure there isn't anything I can give you" and sent me a winky emoticon
>I ask "Are you asking to have sex with me"
>she says yes
>I think about it, knew she was not attractive and black but I am sick of being a 22 year old virgin
>go with it
>was actually not bad once I closed my eyes
>she said anytime I want to come by
Now I am trying to see who else in my building is willing to do this. I have a bunch of qts I am scouting and assigned TP values to them. There is one white hipster cunt who I know won't do it for less than 10 rolls. This is why I am scouting a petite Asian girl next. Going to message her tonight and see what happens.
David Diaz
HAHAHAH this is epic. Post the conversation bro. Please. Obviously blur out the names and pics. I need to see this.
Kevin Campbell
how retared do you have to be to believe this. tp is not that scarce and if you were a 22yo virgin a few rolls wouldnt be enough for even the ugliest diarrea infested ho to sleep with you. post the back and froth between you two in your fb chat with names blacked out op
Robert Turner
On the 1% chance that OP isn't making shit up, it's likely that the girl would have had sex with him TP or no TP. The TP was just a conversation starter, basically.