*thinks of the glorious winter days that are now sadly over*
*cries*
/britfeel/
this general will always be cancer
based or cringe?
youtube.com
changed my mind
might finna boutta whomst've put in a pizza now
hmmmmmmm
*steps out of the shadows and appears behind you*
*catches your tear on the end of my naginata and licks it*
Tastes... salty.............
clearly jealous your smelly country lacks a thread
Waddling along thinking about wumpa
Well there goes an apuette with a wizza
It's got me willy big and stiff
It's got me willy big and stiff
GRINDING OUT THE WUMPA LOOKING AT THE APUETTES
*calls police and tells them you've found a man with no loicense to be outside during corvid-19*
technically i suppose i don't NEED to shower to go down the co op...
>Haven't had a minute alone in 3 weeks.
I'm gonna explode.
Britnormie is the OG LARPer and poleys arch nemesis. BN has had poley kicked out of college (I think) defo informed the police, and may have even got poley fired from a few jobs.
Ebin, I'm not sure, maybe he likes him because BN gets a lot of attention?
10 stone lifter is looking pretty big these days
>cancer
it's because of the 5G mast outside
Cringe. Jesus would be the virologist developing the vaccine.
Doctors and nurses are just tackling symptoms.
is brit normie the guy with the teddy bear in the photos? love you bunch of mad charcters in here, might stick around.
You don't, I just need to put you through enough checks to make sure you aren't one of my enemies
Everyone is welcome on the radio
Ebin likes BN because they've both been around since (almost) the beginning. As far as l know they've never fallen out or clashed on anything major so Ebin likes the familiarity he brings.
bbc.co.uk
Really hate attention seeking like this.
Not to mention that medicine is a vocation, cunt should have been struck off for turning his back on it to become a "singer".
*giggIes*
Nice
that makes sense then, lot of dedication to messing with poley
crikey you're absolutely right
*takes off jesus's stethoscope*
there we go lad
he's a virologist now
please clap
hey moni, i heard you do a good tony soprano impression? you somewhat resemble his daughter meadow.
PeopIe are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
Did you get more HRT drugs or are you putting the transition on hiatus?
Jesus would be out amongst the sick not hiding in a lab
resembles the shit that comes out of meadow's tushie
>you somewhat resemble his daughter meadow.
t-t-thanks
It's pretty impossible to secure them right now
hes not even that good
No. There's a timmy fella that gets posted but he's not from here just a meme. There's a mad ginger fella that likes to get his willy out and put it near his teddy bear. He is from here.
Makes sense.
Years of it. I only came here in 2016 and it had already been happening for a bit I think.
When you're strange
Wizzas get wet in the rain
When you're strange
Wumpa is your middle name
whats everyones fave oven pizza, for me its the goodfellas deep baked pan
Just shagged the wife's arse lads.
I wish SCEA wouldn't involve his bear in his antics, he tries too hard to emulate tim.
is oven pizza an actual term
I feel like I invented it last thread
The Chicago Town takeaway one with the stuffed crust.
based chad helper
was that you asking in mtfg yesterday or the day before?
what are you short of?
you live in a cardboars box lad?
Did you do her like this?
goodfella pizzas used to be amazing about 12 yrs ago. then they reduced the size of their pizzas and changed the recipe so they're rather bland in comparison now
i've got a decent stash. wouldn't give you 1 tablet as you're a sick criminal fetishist
>no short stack weeb gf
that is photoshopped user...
MILK !!!
Me? I get my hrt from the pharmacy with my prescription
Morning lads
Wonder what wacky normie shit we will be doing this Thursday at 8pm
The cult of personality around Poleaboo is very strange. Am unsure why so many are happy to associate with a sister-loving, sissy-fetishising pakinonce, but I suppose it is what it is.
I was jokingly asking if any dealers were around but this was a few more days than that ago
I'm short of E
I'm willing to go down to 2mg a day, I just need some in my system
This is my favourite too, the pepperoni one with the sauce stuffed crust. I like to add gherkins to it.
>he doesn't know about operation bang poleys sister
to this day the two funniest poley related things are
>what are you gonna do, film me shitting?
and
>YOU'VE GOT A DJINN IN YOU!!
And yet Poleaboo is still more liked than you.
Yikes.
>Poleaboo
>liked
lol