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Feel like my Mum being a massive slag when I was growing up has ruined sex for me permanently I'll be honest lads. Whilst I love, truly love intimacy, there's nothing about sex that really gets me off.

>already 25 degrees in early april
>on a sunday
>nice cool breeze, no clouds
>cant even go to the pub and sit in the beer garden cos some boomers went to italy on holiday and brought back the genoan plague
>cant even have a can of ale on my garden without the boomer neighbours judging me

fuck this shit

I think Once Upon A Time in Hollywood might be my fave Tarantino film desu

feels like a more mature film than all his other ones I've seen.

I enjoyed how it was indulgent in everything, from the sentimentality towards old hollywood to the taking revenge against the manson family in the most hollywood way possible. even the self-aware feet shots throughout

fuck off this is a shaggers thread

sometimes I feel like smoking just so I can slowly walk around in the middle of the night enjoying the relaxation of nicotine and the cool night air after a hot day.

Almost sunk in this sludge

What is the street car of 2020?

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cant tell if this fella was a mong or one of the smartest fellas of all time

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whats your mum got to do with that lad, bit freudian

it's quentin being quentin, i love it but also appreciate people who think it's fucking shit cos 70% of the film is brad pitt motoring about

Working form home yeah.
My high class call center has launched a whatsapp chat facility for customers to use.
I'm sitting around waiting for people to message. 0-2 chats per day all last week and conference call each day.
What about yourself?

Just a NEET. been out of work a year or so now.

same here lad, which is saying a lot given his cinematic output

I don't get the mentality of people who only watch movies to see constant drama and violence and can't appreciate someone just driving around.

Seen any 5G masts being built whilst out on your travels?

was on a nightwalk and the feds stopped me

modern technology has done a number on the attention span

dhjjkklll

I saw one police car, no 5g's. Don't know what to look for in that department. 5g towers I don't understand lmao

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watched it in summer at one of the picturehouse cinemas showing the 35mm version.
its very nostalgic, in neither a positive nor negative light. i enjoyed it, it didnt have the same non-stop action character of his other films but it makes the occasional action scenes more intense

>fridge is empty
>too much of an autismo to go shopping, just in case there's socially awkward procedures to follow
All I ate today was a whole boiled broccoli and 4 boiled eggs with some milk. Playing video games just isn't as fun with a rumbling tummy.

I'm with you pal, it's been 2 weeks since my last shop. Been living off bare essentials, haven't had any fruit or veg in a week. Going shops tomorrow, we need to do this.

It's been a good few years since I posted here. Just been playing Overwatch and not coming out my room.
I think my Dad was right. I need to get a new hobby. Something like stamp collecting.
I'll get him to call Talk Talk tomorrow so they can deactivate my laptop.

Sign up for online deliveries (may take a while but might not) also go to the smaller supermarkets later at night. I've been to lidl a couple of times between 20:00-20:30 and there's only been a few people in.
Not braved a daytime trip as I'm scared about it all myself. It's bad enopugh going at the best of times let alone with the shuffleline and 2m distance shopping and the like.

Found I'm craving things I didn't even realise I liked that much, like raw carrots and homemade pancakes (wtf?)
Also realised milk is the one thing I can't live without.

How do online deliveries work? Do they bring those basket things inside your house? Do you have to check every item before they leave?

i prefer to eat carrots raw myself, cooking them loses the sweetness

Alright Louie lad. You been shagging any birds or what?

Haven't had sex in over five years.

At this stage it's built up in my head so much I'm too afraid to do it again.

Well now they leave the basket thing outside your house and step away then you have to unload it yourself then they retrieve the basket.
Not sure how it works usually, I don't do deliveries.My mum has been getting some as my stepdad is vulnerable and on 12 isolation.

The full moon ain't that clear but I tried to get the pier in it for some form of scale. When I next go out, I'll look for any new 5g "towers" (do they look like lampposts or power pylons) and document.

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no smaller co-ops/one stop/go local need you mate? i've been many times at all hours and never had to queue or do anything weird, just respect people's distance and don't push past and you'll be fine :) won't be judged/asked about what you're buying either so if you just want some cider and custard go for it

Moni should bring on that scottish transgirl next podcast desu

lol imagine being 24 and still thinking about a gf you had when you were 16 like how cringe is that haha

get back on it, shagger. Disregard all else x

Haven't had a cuppa in days because me milk's gone off. Homemade pancakes are lovely tbf lad