Had a cute girl who wanted to sit on my face and suffocate me

American prostitutes don't bother getting tested for STDs because their work is illegal anyway. Don't encourage americans to drink whore piss.

>You're ill informed. I have plenty of experience in that area and unless she's very upscale that price is ridiculous.

How much is your average American escort?

>kys

Stay mad, American scum. Literally no first world country gives a shit about prostitution the same way you do. Stay mad.

congrats on drinking piss from a whore that's had 20k different cocks in her cunt
a whore is as used goods as you can get

more like 250 full service, about half that for just a beej

>a whore is as used goods as you can get

American poster, posting about indoctrinated American beliefs, thinking that non-Americans share his warped and pathetic view. Nice try American, but actual first-world nations laugh at you for your beliefs. It's funny how pissed your group gets any time someone mentions an escort. It's like a compulsion for your people to get upset. Your people really are programmed to get upset at specific things, aren't you?

>How much is your average American escort?
It varies greatly because of the illegality of it, you can browse online and see.
I won't go further since I'd rather not derail OP's thread.

Who the fuck pays 125 quid for a bj? Jesus Christ.

Yikers, that's definitely an American poster. Can you explain why your demographic always seems to get upset over the mere concept of escorts? I've never seen any group get upset over it until I came to the U.S.

>posts underage women.

OP stop being a pedo

I didn't realize that a non-existent anime picture counts as an underage woman. Fucking retard.

well i decided to leave my position as i got burnout, but since i then stopped having a position they dropped me
...that said idk if i ever had a chance as it was an LDR whose face i barely knew after 18 months, but idk what her endgame was
however, i knew where to find her, and if i had taken the chance and met up, and didn't drop my position, i'd know what having a cute girl's butt on my face is like

gross, I'd rather not have residue and STDs from 40K cocks on my face

it's a drawing, it doesn't have an age because it doesn't exist

so again i ask how did you find her?

that is some retarded thinking. Yea I can masterbate to picture of a girl even if she is in middle school. You like her because u like underage women. FUCKING PEDO. Neck urself.

it is misaka from toaru series. She goes to middle school.

She doesn't exist, retard. That's equivalent to arresting someone for jerking off in their own home because their thoughts are sexist toward women. By your own logic, you can't jerk off unless the woman already wants to have sex with you? Do you even hear yourself, retard?

>you can't jerk off unless the woman already wants to have sex with you?
in a perferct world where mind reading is possible sure. But at our current technological level we are limited to enforcing only what we can see.

a place i was the owner of, not gonna go into detail to not give away my identity

ah, so if she's canonically 600 years old it's ok then, noted :^)

Just fuck escorts then, you don't really have anything to lose since you claim that you'll never be able to enjoy your fetishes. That's literally the entire purpose of an escort.

even if that was the case faggot
>complaining about pedos on Yas Forums
yeah sure we also have trannies and school shooters, what a shock

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i dont want a hag to rub an infected STD wound into my face tho

Is this what Americans really believe?

why can't I be suffocated to near death everynight by a gigantic smooth ass

avert.org/professionals/hiv-around-world/western-central-europe-north-america/usa

avert.org/professionals/hiv-around-world/western-central-europe-north-america/uk

Americans are exceedingly filthy, so it makes sense that they have that mentality toward sex. Their education is shit so they seem to think that everyone is the same as them. While it's not the case right now, America is on its way to becoming Africa. I give it 50 years.