What would you do if you woke up as a metrocop in City 17?

What would you do if you woke up as a metrocop in City 17?

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jerk off onto Alyx titties

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Make someone pick up a can.

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Nothing because the combine get their free will taken away and have cybernetics replace those parts of their brain.

rape cute citizens and get away with it

Metrocops aren't augmented yet, they're just people that want some benefits over the regular citizens.

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that only happens to the soldiers. the metrocops are fully human.

if I were a metrocop i would throatfuck sailormoons asshole

Beat Minorities

How does one begin to go about that?

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>suppression field cockblocks that urge
Try again

Canon
Originalalalal

a visual aid i drew up

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gun down the nearest foid

Have some purpose, get hyped, do the job as best as I can, climb up the ranks, get inside knowledge of what the fuck happened to the world and who really are the combine

Either bully the locals or go renegade with freeman. Depending on how much drugs id been doing lately.

How are you going to manage that with a two inch grinch?

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Sodomize myself with the electrostick because it might feel good.

earn myself non mechanical reproduction stimulation

I live in Russia. I'm already in.

this may or may not join the soldiers

I always wondered, was that actual sex with another human or just a matrix like sensory deception thing

I'll ask our generous benefactors for an augmentation

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Not even that, metrocops are on constant threats either having their organics replaced and becoming a combine solider or having "off-planet relocation". And if they're assigned to capture Freeman and they die trying to kill Freeman their reward for serving the Combine is that their families wont get executed.
So being a metrocop is more like being a wiseguy apart of the Italian Mafia. They get perks like better food and "reproductive simulations" but if they fuck up they die and their entire family dies.

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>suppression field

Doesn't that just prevent pregnancy? You can still boink

suppression field only prevents certain proteins from activating and forming.
Pretty much proteins that tells our cells how to become a baby, etc.

Honestly might kill myself. I can't even progress in Half Life Alyx because it's too scary when the zombies come at me in the dark tunnels.

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I've been replaying HL2 Update recently and parts of it hold up very well even today, especially the gameplay and character models. Some if it looks pretty terrible now too though especially the outdoor levels.
It would be cool if someone redid the level geometry in higher detail, kind of like the cinematic mod but faithful to the original style without all the gay shit cinematic did..

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>free will
That's a meme anyways

immediately hunt for alyx and then start a loving relationship with her

It's kinda big for that, user...

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