Which pill will you consume?

Which pill will you consume?

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I really doubt you're gonna snap a million times in your life. Just take the red pill.

Red because I can't snap

Red, I can't snap

yyyou might desu if every time you go shopping u ust snap

>snap 100 times a day
>get $1000 per day
>have $36,500 after a year
>have $10 million after 27 years of snapping

Red pill is a trap, if you deposit the money or make any large purchases then the government will want to know where it came from, if you keep it as cash then you could lose it. Take the blue pill and you are set for life.

I just snapped 100 times in about 25 seconds. You'd be a fool not to take the blue pill.

i mean you could probably develop a really fast snapping technique right

Red pill is way too much at one time. Blue pill is better

Blue pill, I can literally buy anything

Blue pill.
If I snap 120 times in a minute for an hour I'll make 72,000 dollars. Repeat that twice a day and I'll make over 10 million dollars in 70 days.
Also 120 in 1 minute is if your snapping technique is really shit. I can snap a lot faster than that.

okay if i havent a fried brain
if i snap every second for 8 hours i d need 34 days to make the 10 millions, sure i wont do it, but i could potentially earn the red pill in like month of work (i prly can snap like 3-4 times per second?)
Yo yea i ll take the blue pill, thnkas a lot senpai be blessed
Also "workign" for it even if it s fake like snapping, is more gratyfying

Implying most jobs arent as fake as snapping

>What is investment
Red pill pls

If you think about it, snapping for money would be kind of like cookie clicker in a way.

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Is the money received either way needed to be reported to the government as income?
If yes: blue
If no: red

no that's a stupid fucking analogy kill yourself

>WEEWOO WEEWOO WEWOO!
Retard alert!

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I'd get more over time snapping fingers, but 10M would definitely set my lfe up. Buy an apartment, leave the rest in a savings acccount for now, later I'd decide what would be a good investment.

Snapping 100 times is like 30 seconds of snapping.

If you invested an hour a day into snapping for a month, you'd have 1.2MM - quit your job, put it in blue chip stocks and ride off into the sunset right then and there. If you intend to live more than a year, then you should take the blue pill because you'll have more money.

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actually yeah sorta. just like an incredibly shitty one

Nope, not anything, if you tried to purchase a 25M mansion, that would take you 2.5M snaps, assuming you can snap about 2 times a second, it would take you about 14 and a half days of non stop snapping. You fingers would break after all that repetitive movement, then if you can't snap, you can't make 10's, you lost.

>1000 a day is 36k a year
user you need to go back to school

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Good luck keepping your fingers from breaking doing that so much.

sorry but if u choose red pill your an actual fucking retard
literally
>RED PILL MORE MONEY, NEED RED PILL

I hate snapping. Just give me the ten mil. I can invest it anyway and make money faster than on the snapping, and honestly that's enough money for me. I'm not greedy

blue because convenience. 10 mil would be going into a vault to only be touched for big purchases or emergencies. But, if I forgot my wallet or don't have enough cash to pay for something I can just snap a few times

10M is a shitton of money, enough to get me a good life if I play safe. Why would I snap fingers like a madman just to make more than that? Why would I need more?

red pill gives you a fortune, but it can be stolen, lost or simply spent away

blue pill literally gives you infinite money

you are dumb if you take the red pill, blue pill is by far the more versatile option and a regular human could very comfortably snap a few thousand times a day

>stolen, lost or simply spent away

you'd have to be a retard to lose it

>a regular human could very comfortably snap a few thousand times a day

you job now is snapping fingers for a living, have fun slaving your life away snapping

If anything, the people that choose the blue pill because
>hurr you could make more money!!!11!!1
are the greedy, retarded ones. You don't need more that that, and you don't need to snap for years like a retard. If you did want more, something called investing exists. I imagine one you have ten mil, making a fuck load more money won't be hard. Just put that shit in houses and become a super-powerful landlord.
Until you want to make a big purchase and have to sit there snapping for hours. Yeah sounds convenient. Meanwhile something called a debit card exists to access your money whenever you want. You could just pull some money out of your vault and put it in a safe or store it in myriad ways. I really don't see how having ten million dollars is inconvenient. Do you think millionaires find it inconvenient to pay for stuff? I really don't get your logic

Yeah but you can't buy that mansion with the 10mil either

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blue pill me

>you are dumb if you take the red pill, blue pill is by far the more versatile option and a regular human could very comfortably snap a few thousand times a day
You should test out this theory. See for how long you can consecutively snap- and of course it has to be an audible *snap*- before your fingers go red raw and painful

The blue pill gives you insane ROI